Contrary to popular belief keyboards make shitty weapons

The crazy assumption some people have that I am a "keyboard warrior" is inaccurate. Keyboards make very terrible weapons as they just break apart when you try to hit someone with them. Believe me, I tried. In the end I managed to kill the guy by shoving the pieces down his throat, though I did cheat a little by stabbing him in the stomach.

Also incorrect is the assumption that I "pick on" people that have had their souls taken from them. I do battle and kill many of these people, that is true, but it is not to be a bully. It is because they have made pacts with evil demonic entities I must step in to prevent the now soulless humans from using whatever powers they have been given for evil, and to stop the demons from using their new souls to do bad things. It may be mean to behead a person with no soul, but it must be done to protect humanity. If people don't like it, then all they have to do is not make pacts with evil demonic entities. These entities will betray you anyways so things will end bad regardless of whether or not I have to come in and clean up the messes caused these people.

Why just last week in my town someone made a deal and was using his powers to expand his meth ring, while the demon was using the power from the guy's soul to summon lesser evil entities to sneak around town and terrorize innocent people. It wasn't as major as some incidents, but I still had to step in and while I tried to save the original who made the pact, he was too far gone and I had to behead him with my purified sword and then vanquish the demon that was now stronger than normal demons due to the power of the guys soul.

So please kids, don't make pacts with evil entities, especially ones that involve souls.

 

Hi Beastie.

 

I absolutely believe KEYBOARDS make shitty weapons.

 

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Hi random forumer!

You believe correctly.

I tried modifying a keyboard to do that. It didn't work. I ended up breaking it in half and jabbing the sharp parts from the broken ends into the guys eyes.

 

Duct tape.




Alot of it

 

Even tried the ducttape. The problem is that keyboards are made of cheap plastic and aren't meant to withstand the rigors and stress of shooting metal ammo via tiny controlled explosions inside a sealed chamber like guns are. Hence they just break apart.

 

Get better duct tape.

 

The problem isn't the ducttape, it's the cheap plastic that breaks apart. The duct tape stays intact. Perhaps we should take this in a slightly different direction.


Make a gun ENTIRELY out of duct tape.

 

A Nunchuck out of keyboard ?

 

The best part of that video was Zoro just standing there not giving a fuck.

 

Im so glad you noticed LOL