No, I simply do not give a shite, my good sire.

I just went to the toilet and took my laptop with me while I was trolling.

I just let out a giant rip and dropped one down before continuing to type this sentence.

You kno u lieeek eet.

 

lawl asd

 

at least it helps your loosen up

 

:O
/10charzz

 

You'd be surprised the size of the icecream scoops produced. They are huge.

However, the dispenser is actually still very tight.... prolly because I didn't have much sex until about a year ago. -oops did I let out I was a virgin at the age of 23. shhshshshshshhshhhhhhh-

 

Now I'm straight, but even I find Aegis kinda attractive.

 

wahahahaha you liar!

 

wow nice avatar. big boobs :3

 

Oh god, sadly I do have that kind of effect :S even if you are joking ;

It's kinda creepy to have my "straight" guy friends HIT ON ME.

"Straight" dudes always are like, "omg i liek don't liek gays, they need to be burned... yet amagawd... I just am scared they may hit on me and seapk words, cause words really so matter... rellieh."

Edit: Like its like... just creepy. Idk why, it freaks me out.

I am vein enough that I measured... yes... both when the muscles were constricted and when dilated.

 

oh God, once it gets penetrated in never goes back the same!

 

I don't understand why, but mine seems really the same. And me and my fiance have done... wild things to be PG rated.

Almost a metaphor for it:...
Its sort of like pillow fighting, but instead of with pillows its like using lead bats and nuclear bombs.

 

Oooh spiritmaster.

 

yeh call dat PG rated? XD

 

Now there's a hulkie that Aegis will love. Unless he doesn't like red hot lava all over him.

 

Indeed... it is much cleaner than the tackling, punching, MMA moves, biting eachother to get free, being penetrated, etc. that it really is.

Mmmmhm, I liek it.


for the record: Just finished like 12 seconds ago plunging the toilet. Too much trolling, not enough attention paid to remember to flush it like three times when going x_x;

High protien diet + 6 meals a day + other workout stuff + ACTUALLY working out = toilet just can't take it thats prolly the sucky part of this workout crap ._.

 

Aegis wtfugross. >_>

My poops are quick and smell like roses. I often invite my wife to come in and relax to the fragrances that shoot out of my body. It's quite the spiritual experience.

 

6 meals a day ftw!

 

how bout 3 stooges super moves? now thats mortal kombat style shite!