Commandments of True PeeVeePee

Good, since ur all so bad and cant PvP no matter if fair or not, either pussies or unskilled zergers, i decided to make a basic and short pvp guide which should be understandable for everyone.

Thou shall not run if you have a zerg behind you and see 2 red dots on your radar.

Thou shall not think you can kill a zerg by urself

Thou shall not expect to be threated fair, so be unfair aswell.

Thou shall not hax, abuse, be Spiritmaster or BoQ sorc, unless u want to prove your lack of skills.

Thou shall not zerg, we all know ur bad, dont need to prove that u cant kill someone in 1 vs 1.

Thou shall die with honor, dont qq about an abg sorc if u get wrecked cuz u got starter gear.

Thou shall not enter SC unless u want to go to gelk, Sc = ur a zerger sir.

Thou shall listen to music while PvP'ing cuz it encourages and motivates.

Thou shall learn ingame tactics and movements to win a fight.

Thou shall not call Weaving sins Speedhacker

Thou shall not call Kiting People Runners

Thou shall not call a Sorc Damage Hacker since theyre bad, and they know it <3

Thou shall not Troll enemies unless u dont want to be trolled back when u die by them

Thou shall turn off Haxz before starting Aion unless u want to be worse than you already are with ur bad BoQ + Glacial.

Thou shall be an active crafter to get da advantagez.

Thou shall use CC, CC= Crowd Control making your enemy sit down and shut up.

Thou shall realize the point of the game

Thou shall not zerg, IF yes i hope you get deep****ed by a rabid badger

Thou shall communicate with ur team members, unless you want to be the only one running of the enemy team and then dying to the mother****ing Mau Ranger cuz u just werent speedhacking fast enough.

Thou shall not call stuff "Cheap", You know what's cheap? Rice. Some hookers. Your mother in both respects. You know what's tactically advantageous? Kicking your ass.

"OMG U use Iron Skin! CHEAP!" **** you. Of course he's using Iron Skin. Of course hes using Heal + Buffs, of course hes ****ing doing everything he can to win. If you just throw your hands up and scream "Hax" every time you get your ass beat, you will fail, because you will continue to think that dying in that manner is not your fault.

If youre on of those BoQ + Glacial Sorc's your parents have failed and you should apologize to society as a whole for the inevitable drain you will be to it.

If I catch any of you ****ers sitting in a Zerg i'll make sure u'll pay for that sooner or later

If you baddies Aim the Templar and no one else, youre bad and i wonder how you were able to install aion.

If you wanna group, you'll need DPS, Slow down now Timmy, you don't need 20 to win, 2-3 are enough

If youre a bad templar and aim the enemy gladiator, youre a social failure and deserve to be jailed for it.



Thats it so far, most of those facts are still misunderstood in this server community ._."

My intention to this guide was mostly that: All I ask is that people I pug with make me want to stab them in the throat with a fork slightly less. This is a difficult task, as most of the people I voluntarily play with make me want to do terrible things to them in their sleep most of the time.

*Terrible things with Bees.*

 

Well certailny you have something against against sorcs ... Well those who runs glacial, they just fire it and sit there ducks .. free AP..

And I disagree with

Thou shall not enter SC unless u want to go to gelk, Sc = ur a zerger sir.

You can get quality PvP 1vs1 o 1vs2 In there . .atleast in Lumiel ....

 

Well that was entertaining at least.

 

was supposed to be, altho i tried not to go into so much detail due to the fact that the retards who actually do such stuff cant understand normal english Imao

 

LMAO
I wuv u <3 u made my day.

 

gg then^^ /10chars

 

I'd call that a fail because I never listen to music while PvPing because it distracts your attention.Furthermore, you should have the game music on so that you'll know when an enemy is near.(it changes its rhythm when that happens).

The rest of the guide is pretty decent though.

 

meh wrong, i dont play with ingame sounds cuz they suck and are so repetive, its not like i need sounds to kill someone lol, i know my timing to weave and if an enemy comes close it can just be from the visible sight due to the fact that i run quite fast as a chanter and with mres my counter classes, sin/ranger can barely hurt me.

but yea, many ppl aswell as me find it very motivating to play with music, especially drilling music :3

 

I use my pet , the game's music isn't needed , i listen to music aswell. =P (But i have the sound effects enabled , need to hear it when the pet screams =D)
What's ur IGN btw? :3

 

Crushmode, altho im just lvl 30 atm cuz i came back to gamez yesterday after my 1 year break, deleted all my old chars and started straight all over again :3

 

Ah kewl , welcome back! What race are u on? Oh and i hope you're on siel cause my lumiel character has no gear

 

Siel Elyos, im in Carrots atm

 

Too lazy to read all.. s:

And you are not going to steal a member of our legion... get out..

 

i'd never leave carrots o_o

 

Ahahha same badasschippy from AW? (not gonna say server name)

Remember Chios? xD we never did our 1v1 if that's you.

 

yep, him exactly, altho i got more known under Infernal/Doomcore lol

 

thou shall not QQ if your trolled at

 

Suggestion eh.

 

"bump" for the peepz who need it

 

good one :lol: