Guide to Posting Like a Pro!

1.)Read multiple threads, then post in one of them.

2.)Become familiar with using Google images and it's usefulness in every situation.

3.)Don't over use Google Images. As a note: De-motivational pictures are funny, but they get old after a while.

4.)Some people are trolls no matter what. The better you hold your cool, the more likely you are to gain favoritism.

5.)Everything must be done in moderation.

6.)Posting a thread with the topic being only that of a meme is not advisable. If you are not the poster, add in OC (Original Content) to throw everyone off balance and get some wow's.

7.)Understand that Mzbella is always right.

8.)Understand that Azmodius is always right.

9.)Understand that Carl is Numero Uno.

10.)If you get angry at a staff member, don't over-do it or you will get a temp-ban for racially offensive language. Because they can.

11.)Post moar!

12.)If you just want to put LOL into a post and dont have 10 characters, dont do it! Just dont!

13.)Some of these people put their contact information such as Myspace, AIM, MSN, Facebook, and Photobucket albums into their member profiles.

14.)Remember to call Azmodius: "Snail", WhiteWinged: "Baby Buns", and Carl: "Carl"

15.)jj01185 is the anti-christ of the Gamez Aion forum, everything said by jj01185 is usually true.

16.)Post MOAR!

17.)Pedobear pictures are only acceptable when someone says "PedroBear" or something about kids < 12.

18.)Be nice to people.

19.)Understand how to make a good come back that won't get you banned.

20.)READ MORE THREADS!

21.)Read other forums rather than just General Discussion. That is where you will find the most forum trolls.

22.)PHP is cooler than CODE because PHP changes the colors of the text.

23.)Most importantly, get a SWEET signature picture! You need something that stands out. People dont care about your Characters Class or Level!

24.)Use photobucket to make thumbnails of every picture that is super large so people can read your threads easier.

25.)Double posting is possible if no one catches you. I double post only if I can mange to post something important in both posts.

26.)Accept that you will now be known as a forum troll if you say something stupid, even if you don't like that <title>.

27.)Do not let "Posting on the forums" be known as "Trolling" even if it doesn't upset people. Try to think of other words, like "Lurking the forums" instead.

28.)Everything you ever say in the forums will be with /sarcasm. This is unavoidable.

29.)The staff do care about you, they are just extremely busy.

30.)Try to give the staff a break. Try to PM them when you have an emergency only.

31.)Familiarize yourself with MS Paint. It is very helpful at times .

32.)POST MOAR!

33.)Know how to use the Search function! LEARN IT! http://forum.gameznetwork.com/search.php


Remember all of these things and you'll go far in these forums.

 

I love you

 

haha Just decided to spice up things with a little humor

 

lmfao this is great. especially im known as "snail"

 

Very Useful information.

 

Interesting guide choice o.e

 

Sticky thread is sticky!

 

Dont know how i got baby buns i guess because im the youngest and cutest in ventrilo all the time

 

I actually do some of these ..

youre a legend rofl<3

 

Just link us such videos and i'll consider you as a pro poster

here

 

lmao that lady, I dont think I would ever be caught in a situation like that. Who records them self on the toilet? o.o

 

meh! got bored halfway through the list and decided to buy myself 1 of these: DVD Rewinder: Yes It's Real
haha good work i guess many ppl liked it but i would put 1 of the rules to play more the game and post less... if u stay hours posting here .. how can u enjoy aion i mean if u have work and all u can only like post or read a few threads plus so many rules just makes it harder.. be urself would be another rule there. tho the rules will help u get senior / gm title it all depends on the time u can spend here.. just my opinion.

 

inb4

34.) No Nudity


(if you don't get this, you don't internets enough)


Also you should add "Dementa is the worst sin ever" somewhere in there.

 

sittin on tha toilet REVERSED!!!! - YouTube It looks like she's saying "They don't want this" LMAO !
Sittin on tha toilet Sparta Remix - YouTube speachless ...

 

I don't get this ?

 

There's nothing to get about it. ;o it's just a rule.

 

It's simple to grasp, he's terribad. So much, that it should be a rule.

 

LOOOL i'll pee my pants cuz of laughing too much :=7

 

i almost peed after watching the sparta remix

 

inb4 means : he posted before anybody else posted it.

meaning when he said :
inb4
34.) No Nudity.

It means he posted it before anybody else did. Its kind of hard to explain but if you use alot of forums with trolls, you will understand.