Childhood insults, comebacks etc.

I remember back then in grade prep - grade2 when i acted b'tchy, id go up to people in a cocky attitude and say
'Ah-mah, you kiss your grandmaaaaa!' or 'Im telling on you!!' <-- scariest childhood sentence.

Of course it only happened when i was getting teased.

What did you say back then that frightened/owned other kids?

 

Uhmm o.e To me it was all ~ "You look like a girl." "You have a girls name" etc, I never took it offensively though. But uhm.. let's see o.e.. Wouldn't you out of everyone know the most though? :3 Considering you're of younger age.

Just remembered one, "you're weird." :3 I remember kids used to over use it for everything, even if it wasn't relevant.

 

I talk about their potential future and how'll they die by cancer. I was being very honest about it.

 

well uh "you go gurl beat them down >.<"

and ur avatar is bit uh scary lol

 

I couldnt speak til i was 16 so sadly i dont know any childhood insults (sarcasm here)

 

That is so gold .
roflmfaaoooo.

Dont make me eat you as well.

 

Just noticed is this about when you were a kid back then too?

 

Well, i kind of am still a kid.
When i was 'younger' i guess.

oh heres another one D:
'YOU'RE STUPID.'
'Youre not my friend anymore!'

yep .. straight up.

 

Your momma doesn't love you/ You're adopted lol

 

I remember a few lol like, "talk to the hand", or "four eyes" haha

 

My fist... I wasn't a shit talker.

 

you weren't born prematurely you survived abortion god i loved my insults

 

Lui was born with the troll face

 

quit talking to my mama joe i hate when she shows them photos

 

lol you know you loved it and hide one of them for a keep sake x3

 

I don't remember many insults that I said, mainly because I didn't like talking to anyone... but I remember being called a Satan worshiper in 6th grade because I wore a Breaking Benjamin hoodie.

Told the kid I put a hex on him; come to find out that he had a seizure and went into a coma three years later <.<

 

Oh god I better start being nice to you... who knows what kind of curse you've given me Q_Q

 

i just stare at em it's the "EYE" that scares the shi't out of em... I'm so mean :kewl:

 

Me: Give me that marble
Kid: Why?
Me: I'll tell on you!!!
Kid: What for?
Me: You'll see.
Kid: OK, take it.
Me: You're safe...for now ;D

 

roflmao arch ..
i had a similar convo with a girl back then xD
she was like: Give me some food
me: um why ?
girl: give me some food or ill tell on you
me: but its my food, you cant force me to give you it. Besides, sharing food isnt allowed *b'tch smile*
girl: *walks off*