I wish I was gay.

So I was browsing r9k (if you don't know what r9k is, just ignore that, doesn't matter) and I came across a pretty interesting thread.

Apparently some gay guy turned down a chick that wanted to have sex with him at a party, result? She went out and claimed that he did something bad to her, potentially rape but nobody is really sure of that (not even the guy that this happened to) and guess what? A bunch of her girl friends and guys rushing to stand up for her, white knights all of them, decide to immediately take her side of the story despite lack of any kind of evidence that he had done any of this.

>Why are some girls such whores
>Why are some guys so desperate to defend some girl for pussy when they don't even know whats really going on
>Why is this world shit

Anyway, continuing with story - guy begins posting some shots from his FB, and when his boyfriend came to take his side I think half of r9k became gay. Most adorable talk I've seen in ages even if he was basically calling his boyfriend a giant wimp
Bro-tier boyfriend, I almost wish I had one. Unfortunately I'm not gay and theres no way to change that, so I need to find a bro-tier girlfriend instead :c







Oh yeah, and given the topic of this thread, I think an obligatory "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" is in order.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

 

Aegis can teach you the way to evolve ...

 

Unfortunately I'm pretty sure thats impossible.

I'm about as close to gay as non-gay gets (or so I assume), and I'm fairly certain that you're born with it, so I can't just "evolve" ;p

 

- Facepalm..

Your not born homosexual or bisexual. Its a preference. You go the direction you want to go. But your not born with such qualities.

 

The things some people would do for attention.

 

It is a preference. But its something you're psychologically born with, you don't just wake up and say "I want to be gay today."

 

Yeah - but that can be driven by anything. Tv, friends, movies, etc.

 

*loads shotgun* first time im on da gay side. the *****s has to die.

 

Think at bella becoming lesbian ..

 

i am gay and we live in same country so u will kill me?

good to know how shitty Serbia is

 

buahahaha hell yeah .. he does LMFAO. bleah ppl always take a girl's side specially nerds in games i had a misunderstanding once with this girl ( shes my best friend now) anda without knowing what i did to piss her off every1 in the legion took her side and started dis'sing me til i had to leave, and it was a problem the legion master even started LOL ( this was on retail aion ) anything for males to take a girl's side i think its a genetic response in order to gain her attention as for she is a potential mate.
edit : i also wish every man on earth turns gay.. <troll face> cuz then i would have all womans for myself buahahah tho i hate it when womans go lesbians they stealing my womans :sad:.

 

oh i forgot about steff :-s ..... HEKNOWSBETTER

 

Not really o.o

I see penis about every 1 min-hour of my day because of the interwebs I choose to browse. I see boobs about 3% of that time. Vagoo even less.

That has in no way ever influenced me. I can admit I've seen a few guys that I'd say are reasonably cute, hell Terrorized is one. Still, I'm straight. Not homophobic in any way, but I can't even conceive the slightest thought of dating a guy.

Hell, by definition I wouldn't even say a kiss or even sex makes you gay, to be gay I think you have to actively WANT a relationship with the person.

Bi-sexual may be slightly different, I'm not really sure, but as far as I'm concerned, most girls just call themselves bi-sexual because they're not afraid to play around with other girls and kiss, maybe a bit further. Imo it has to be a legitimate love for the other, and I don't think you can just choose to have that kind of attraction for someone of the same sex. Its psychological, and it isn't influenced by culture other than how much you wish to hide it.

 

do you live on a porn site ?

 

Close enough.

 

Did you know that the happiest person on the planet is homosexual?

 

Real talk right here.

 

sigh oh edi...this is why everyday i start to hate everyone and everything slightly more. @_@ these people...they're just giant soulless bags of blood and flesh that roam around eating, pissing, breathing with one goal in mind, procreation...the one disgusting agenda that equates the entire meaning of life -.- how many of these flesh bags actually use their brains instead of just reacting instantly to emotion like this stupid girl..."oh gawwwd this queer doesn't want me!!!! better make everyone hate him now so i don't have to feel sad for being rejected herp derpssssss!!" it must be awesome to drift through life like one of these retards, not giving a flying **** about anything but your own self serving bullshit... yet i cant even feel envious of it. -.-

 

so should i say "good for you" ?

 

I wish I was gay too, I feel you bro