SWM Looking 4 STR

(Single white male looking for short term relationship)
Good job if you managed to get the reference o:


So Rift is coming out with player weddings.















Who wants to be my wife.
Ghost & Deadlychants get first dibs.

 

Aw yeah, there's a number of places in Rift that would make for good honeymoon destinations.

 

I guess I'll do it if no one else is willing >>

 

Baby lets go sit on the beach in Shimmersand. I'll bring the Fauxsters.

 

TThese people aren't Forever Alone :C.

 

Star Wars doesn't have weddings, your argument is invalid.

 

Yes they do. Companion Marriage.

 

THAT DOESN'T COUNT SIR.
Nope.

 

MARRIAGE IS MARRIAGE, SIR. Are you trying to say that just because your companion isn't actually controlled by a real person that it isn't marriage? Why, sir, that is hypocritical.

 

I would but I'm not on Rift anymore. D; Been doing retail aion for a good while.
We're two birds from the opposite sides of the world, it would never work out.

You're hurt, I know.
I just want you to know.
That in the end--it's you, not me.


@Selik: You just like the companionship because ROBOTS DON'T SAY NO TO YOU! OHHHH!

 

They don't? Time to resubscribe.

I mean uhh...yeah Selik you monster


Time to go to sleep crying because I can't have dc D:

 

Lucent, how about you get a real girlfriend instead of pixel one?

 

There's always Ghost.
That dude is weird as hell, but he's loyal.

 

Because I'd get arrested.

 

Be a man dude, not a pedoman =p

 

Position still open? I'm getting a new computer tomorrow, might aswell buy Rift again.

 

You can come play Rift with me, of course.

Though I don't think I'm allowed to marry pixels D:

 

I'd only play to loyally serve you, and make you sandwiches..