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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Smartik1, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. Smartik1

    Smartik1 Walking F.A.Q. Forum Legend

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    why not just say twice xD

    *wonders how she knows what llamas having a missile shoved into their bowels sound like*
     
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    Smartik1 Walking F.A.Q. Forum Legend

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    last time i checked twice meant twice xD its less than 3 :p

    yea heard from quite a few girls how porn makes them laugh, how its lame and fake etc :p and yea first time i watched it i felt sick >.>

    /hentaiftw :p
     
  3. Jessica

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    lol O_O so much detail. Did u fap?
     
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    Regiix in the road of perversion XD... you have my unwavering support.

    I am also wondering how a missile in the ass of llama sound likes... considering that there are llamas in this country, and yet i hadnt the chance to fire a missile to them.

    please elaborate some more.
     
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    Porn is sex recorded on a tape (or DVD). Every human being is having sex and it's normal. I don't get it why it freaks some people and they feel awkward while it's what we all do, sooner or later and we know it feels god damn good.

    The sounds they make in the movies is to turn on the feeling of the viewers and make them horny. Besides, the moaning is what almost every girl do.
     
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    Frenemy Banned

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    You have weird imagination.

    I'm willing to sponsor you to do the experiment so we can all know how it really sounds.

    That's because you watched too much of it. A 20mins video is enough. xD
     
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    wonder what kind of videos regi was watchin o_O
     
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    o_O accidentaly u found it and acciidentally u pt it into vhs and accidentaly u turn on the tv right?
     
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    "stunning conclusion" made me lol
     
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    Same happend to me.

    And there is when i found out dat i like man + man more than man + woman :p
     
  11. Sygris

    Sygris Ablazed wannabe^^

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    50% of them quit raged porn after SOPA f**cked up megaupload
     
  12. Razor

    Razor Master of Disguise Forum Legend

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    How is that even related. And why use megaupload, it was 45 seconds waiting until recently - I never bothered with it.
    Porn for the fap, Hentai for the plot.
     
  13. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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    You guys watch the wrong porn if you're complaining about the sounds x.x

    My only complaints is how many videos I have to sift through every day to find the one, rare video that I haven't seen before that features a cute (note: cute, not hot, theres a large difference) girl who is either white or asian, but not russian or taiwanese, that is just having not-so-elaborate sex without any backstory and that most definitely doesn't involve scat, horses, or black men
     
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    Melforce Sneaky Lil Shit Forum Legend

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    Tons of Latin,Thai,and alot of fake thumbnails
    sick of em =[
     
  15. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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    If you're getting fake thumbnails you're going to the wrong website, sir
     
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    seems we have a pornsites specialist here eh?
     
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    Well its not actually "fake"

    More like hide-ALL-the-faces thumbnail

    le clicks
    *dafuq is this*
     
  18. snic

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    ever since ive first watched it i am like [​IMG]
    but well on a serious note, theres nothing bad in watching porn, but it should not get as a habit ( is common in adults, that it why wives cheat on them : p)
     
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    ' Porn!! .-.
     
  20. Lucent

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    Its more a "I can't fap to an oreo cookie" sort of thing, the contrast throws me off, don't get ahead of yourself now :p
     
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