Riddles

That does not matter, but no.
He has to look into his room lol, if his door was closed, then how could he see inside the room @_@.

 

I'm still waiting for the answer...

 

Does the fact that he's a circus performer have anything to do with it?

or can it happen to a plumber too ._.

 

The "midget" clown killed himself upon entering his room after FEELING the sawdust because of the fact that everything in his dressing room was made to suit his needs.

Being a midget clown in a side show, he depended on all of what he had to make his living. Being as good as he was at what he did, he failed to notice the prank his "friends" pulled on him.

This clown was blind. So when he entered his room and felt the saw dust, he felt like he grew to much to continue on with his short man's sharade.

All in all it was a bad joke gone wrong.

 

Yes, it does have something to do with it.
Vital point too

Oh my god! <3

This midget performer was in .. lets say, the freakshow.
His friends DID pull a prank on him. They went into his room and had cut everything in the room horizontally to make the items in the room seem shorter.
As a midget, the second he looked in his room, he thought he had grew taller and because he didn't want to lose his role, he took his life.
If he had knew it was a prank (saw the sawdust) he wouldn't have.

Here's another one;
*GRACIE AND LUV PLEASE SHUT UP*

A man pushed his car to a hotel. The second he looked at the hotel, he instantly knew he was broke. Why?

 

Was he playing Monopoly?

 

Like oh my god, you totally googled that ):

as if you guys dont have any riddles p.p

 

C'mon...this was very easy compared to the first one! >.>

 

Okay then.

Regi died.
Who killed regi?
/cluedo

 

AIDS, cuz she had unprotected sex with a HIV positive person.

*trololol*

 

Heres an easy one:

Not born, but from a Mothers body drawn, I hang until half of me is gone. I sleep in a cave until I grow old, then valued for my hardened gold. What am I?

 

This describes the process of creating cheese.You know...cheesecloth, whey...
Mother's body = a cow's body, a goat's body, etc.
Hardened gold = the final product.

The answer is cheese.

Either that or an erected penis.

 

Correct, dunno how you got penis as a second answer though.

 

As I was going to St Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kits, Kits, cats, sacks, wives, How many were going to St Ives?

couldnt think of anything else...