If u become the president of the united states

It's in France too. I know because I have a French uncle who enjoys crumpets and tea and says that they're also quite common in France.

 

1. There will be no protests under my government, peaceful or otherwise. Why is civil disobedience a badge of honor? What is "civil" disobedience anyway? You can't put the word 'civil' in front of something negative and it suddenly gets a positive connotation. Do you want civil arson, civil burglary, and civil first degree murder?

2. There will be no more police force, as it is fairly ineffective. The police would be replaced with an incursion force that has the ability to spy on internet connections, tap into phone calls, and arrest you for no reason or any reason at all. If you complain, you are labeled unpatriotic and will be dealt with accordingly. For instance, if you protest, you are brutalized by the "new police force". It is the criminals that should be brutalized, not the police.

 

Well, I still feel bad for France, always being ridiculed and the butt of jokes.

But on a serious note, I would try to stop the idiocracy in America. Ban reality TV. To vote, one needs to first finish a short quiz to see if said person knows anything about what he's voting on. If not, he can't vote. Completely change the education system into a system where teachers are paid on performance, standardized testing is done away with, etc.

Basically, slowly, try to make America less and less stupid. And about the whole freedom thing, why should we let stupid people who know nothing about politics have influence in our government? This is why some schools still don't teach evolution...

@SweetNoms, so Orwellian. Let me guess, you read 1984 before posting that comment . Oppressing people has never ever actually worked out, not if you completely deny a marketplace of ideas.

 

Conquer the world the most noticeable and loudest way possible... !!!

 

That reality TV thing would be a good idea but I think I would take all the "reality TV star"(Kardasians, Hiltons, Jersey Shore ppl, Road Rules, and all the idiots from the Reality TV shows) and just lock them up in a separate part of a run down city or off on a distant island. I would then have cameras set up and make that the one and only reality TV show. I would also start closing down some of the prisons and just move the inmates from the prisons the the same place and whatever happens, happens. Make it sort of like a District 13 kind of thing.

 

I'll pee on Obama then i'll send him a package of handkerchiefs.

 

i can see beastie as president in the future
VETO!

 

I would wake up.

 

I'd rather be Supreme Tyrant Overlord

 

Maybe if I dont feel like nuking everything i ll go for a House Caste system. Based on the principles of warriors, feuds and honor, where those that have the power are the ones that must fight for the ones that dont have it, and die for them if needed, at anytime always in the frontlines. In return those without power work and serve those that will die. Kind of medieval but it ll be better because we ll have giant robots to settle duels and grievances in the field of honor. Everything centered around the giant robot combat, and the social status will be noted by the contributions on thecnology, resources, and pilot skills. So those with power will always have to be tested and proved to be worthy of the position. And anyone can challenge them to single combat to claim status.

No religion, no stupid tv, no hoe music, songs will be always made to tell the stories of epicness and power of the battles that devastate world, in metal version of course.

 

Inhuman creature..

 

That'd create a completely useless work force.

 

My ideal is based in a pseudoapocalyptic world, the weed is long vanish from the soil, or crushed under the feet of my 20 mt tall war machines decoring the world in fire. Only metal can convey such greatness and epicness.

 

annihilate the black mambas in the south viriginia region

 

Enforce good grammar on everyone ? :3

You sir, will be my assassination target...eww patriotism, dahell do people still do that ?Also no more privacy wut da hell for...

epic flaws i hope you were trolling

 

So you endorse hate speech? Your thought process that "we need to kill all gays" is SERIOUSLY flawed and if you REALLY think like that, then you are a disgrace to your species.

I'd start drafting some legislation to legalize marijuanna.

Then I'd draft something to release all prisoners convicted of all nonviolent drug crimes.

I'd also nominate someone else for DEA administrator, since Ms. Leonhart is obviously corrupt.

I would bring up a case in the supreme court about gay marriage. It is unconstitutional for them to deny same-sex marriages. The constitution is not affiliated with the bible and it's a very good thing it isn't.

I would also make an attempt to remove churches from tax exemption. They should pay taxes like everyone else and just because they believe in a magical sky fairy doesn't mean they shouldn't help out with the economy.

There's many other things I'd do, but that's a start.

 

^This guys doesn't know how to count to two.

 

^ This guy doesn't know what's plural and what isn't.

 

Of course it was a joke. I would have to end my life if I really thought like that. And where have you been?