I'm Batman

I'm Ironman. I'm a genius, billionaire, playboy, philantroprist who made my own uber awesome flying suit of armor. Sure you can be all glidey glidey with your cape but I can break sound barrier *****! Tank Missile!

 

You're an alcoholic sociopath also

 

I only became an alcoholic because drinking alcohol slowed down the shrapnel that was moving towards my heart. But I fixed that problem by CREATING A BRAND NEW ELEMENT! Booyah! As for being a sociopath I admit it but so is Mr Wayne.

 

The Big Bang Theory: Sheldon On Valium - YouTube

He's the real Batman



http://youtu.be/wcackzHbBT0

 

Sheldon as Batman...how does he beat people up? D:

@Beastie, I'm not a sociopath. I just suffer from acute PTSD.

 

Excuses Excuses Mr. take girls out to buy hotels. get drunk and burn down your own mansion, and become a recluse in your mansion for 8 years.

 

[video=youtubeUkyGzuy6x8]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUkyGzuy6x8[/video]

 

The first part was all an act, the second part was not my fault but a villains, and the third part is because of my PTSD, but I fought that and achieved apotheosis. You, as Iron Man, can never achieve apotheosis. You just blow stuff up, no sense of morality, no sense of loyalty, nada. Sociopath.

 

maybe you sing in this clip?:3

[video=youtube;XDEJu6wWGIM]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDEJu6wWGIM[/video]

 

Irrelevant the general public doesn't know the truth about the villians and you being Batman because then according to you the bad guys would go after the people you most care about. Therefore they just think you're a drunken *******. Also how's that Wayne Enterprises thingy going? Cause last I heard you went bankrupt and then Bane raided your secret Applied Sciences garage and stole all the fancy gadgets and armored cars and whatnot? Of course all that wouldn't matter to me cause I could just blow everyone up with lasers and tank missiles and stuff. Plus I just lead an elite team consisting of a green rage monster, 2 of the deadliest assassins on the planet, a super soldier, and a frekkin God. Sure you may have achieved apotheosis but I have a hulk.

Tank Missile!

 

Iron Man (Tony Stark) becomes Director of Shield, and also the Chief of Defense of the USA... He creates his own dream Avenger team... He reaches the highest echelons of power.

The Shield Heli-Carrier also is his trademark and he has the shutdown codes in his armor XD--- Badass lvl: ultimate. I really think he ll fare better than the trastornated mister Wayne.



EDIT:


I forgot, I am Iron Man... the guy above just fits for War Machine.

 

hey guys! look what I've found.

 

Here, have a repulsor blast.

 

^There, have some pro spam both.

 

very interesting product you got there sir, I just recently ran out of toilet paper this will come in handy.

 

i am most defntli batmoon

 

Shut up you imposter. I am Iron Man. Now if you'll all excuse me I'm going to go have sexxay tiem with a few Playboy models.

 

Both Iron Mans epicly fail. Such messed up people with health problems, addictions, etc.

You're no match to my wits and tactical genius. All you are is a weak mortal man protected by technology. I'm the world's greatest detective and am always prepared. Iron Man is a silly hero, I've become a symbol and inspired a city to rise from its ashes.

Iron Man made New York into ashes.

 

That's because Superman does all the job for you.

Derp~

 

You fake, take the models though, I ll be happily riding my Audi R8 with VS chicks....

Also, here have a repulsor blast.

At least I had a real reason to make the armor, adding that even with my problems I am moving foward trying to make the world a better, modern, powerfull place. Than just putting a mask reviving the same PTSD issues since you were a crybaby boy.

Also... have a repulsor blast as well.



If you all excuse me I ll be controling the world from my Helicarrier directing Shield troops around the world.