A modest proposal

Why hello there kind citizens! And everyone else I guess.

Anywho! As you probably noticed (and just didn't care) I've been more absent than usual lately - TL;DR I was dieing but now I'm not so my apologies to anyone who was hoping I'd finally fallen in a ditch.

So while we're all here feel free to <strike>nag</strike> make a request if you want something in particular done. Please bear inmind I'm going to ignore you if your request is silly, development related (I'm not a dev, come back two years ago xx), vague, pointless, or just plain odd.

First order of business! The new rule for permabanning safezone abusers is revoked. All permabans for this have been reversed so if you did get hit with the banstick consider yourself lucky - you're getting out of jail free just this once! Hopefully you've learned a lesson huh? I'm currently locking off the two main safe zone spots on Siel and I believe Vil has taken care of that on Lumiel. Should I catch anyone abusing this I quite happily reserve the right to punish you in whatever cruel and unusual way I see fit =) If the other safezones become an issue these will be closed off too.

I personally am of the opinion that a permaban right off the bat is uncalled for though bear inmind that if you're unlucky enough to be abusing AoEs in those zones and happen to start hitting me personally don't be surprised if all your gear (on every character you own) is replaced with level 5 blues. I never said I was a kind person =)

In related news! Since there's a bit of backlog in my PMs (and some kind souls thought it was smart to send me a dozen of them, enjoy those tempbans) I've decided to just delete my Inbox. So if you've sent me a PM recently and haven't gotten a reply - sorry but you'll have to send a new one. Just one mind you.

Cheerio,
-Josh

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I want a cookie, can you?

 

Can't say I didn't see that one coming with how long you've been away o.o

First request of the day! Pimp out GM island and whatever else you find the need to pimp out. Dull aion is dull without random dredgions and fireballs around. :3

 

<a href="http/www.aionarmory.com/item.aspx?id=160010201">That could be arranged.</a>

 

Nag me whenever 3.5 comes out.

Probably have to remake it again anyway like I do with every major patch x_x

(Doubleposts ohno!)

 

Gimme kittie ears, and a tail, and demon wings and and.....uh. The last bit isn't proper for forums. But it involves my bed....and bodies in it. o.o;

 

how are u sir?i want canterbury sweater with tons of money inside the pocket

 

You already have those things ._. Well except the last one o_o

I'd love to oblige but sadly I moved out of Canterbury so I can't assist you with that.

 

But. I just want cuddlies. And, I promise no claws or bladed objects this time o.o;

So on a serious note. I did really have something to suggest but totally like forgot so, scratch that idea q.q

 

Bodies? What?

 

Hey josh. Togi here.

I thought you were on vacation! Sorry to see that something like this happened to you. Nice to see that you're better!

Is there any chance that you will reconsider my ban? I'd really like to play again.

 

11 min has passed.alente probably off to bed.what kind of disease hes having?

 

Oh Josh, I do indeed have a proposal. How about making ex-staff tags for forums? Maybe even in game too lol

 

Its only 1pm for him lol

 

Alente:

 

Hai I'd like to suggest some lul.

Global chats
We've been requesting about disabling location links in global chats (LFG,Trade & Region channels) If it's not possible then atleast something should be done regarding with locations in global chats.It's annoying when you're PvP'ing w/ a group and suddenly 20'ish asmos/elys camps either your group's kisk or PvP spot then end up getting back to town,do some boring/useless duels and make trade with retards.

Voting
Everyone would probably agree with me on this since voting is 'fked up' these days some people gets only 40 credits every 12hrs,
20 credits per voting sites on the first week of a month.

Forums' In-game Report Section
In my opinion there's no point for us on being able to see new threads in IGR section, we can't even reply in the particular section but AMs. Moreover, we've got about 4 active AMs yet not all of them can deal with every reports immediately (e.g. jose) when he's online in forums but then he's at school or something watching kittyrattydoggy videos. So can't we make this section private or viewable only to AMs?
Anonymous is pretty lame since only forum names are hidden, also reporting for me is like showing your in-game names in public so yeah and not to mention we've got ban system.

Oh hey josh!
You're no good for me
Baby you're no good for me
You're no good for me
But baby I want you, I want you.

 

I have been suggesting this to you for 2 years now. I wish for a cosmetic color change to my forum name from boring black to ruby red or glowing green. If you would like to throw in some extra powers, I wouldn't mind.

Also, I would suggest that masochism does not suit you and that you need to stop doing something you hate, but this is a slightly more silly proposal than my first one.

 

Add a bare-minimum aptitude test with a 5 second time limit per question to the account creation process. Something like:

What is 2+2x2?
What is the true color of the Sun?
Who is the current leader of your country?
Which galaxy is closest to ours?

If any question is answered wrong, IP ban that person and contact their local animal control to shoot them.

 

5 seconds is a bit extreme, and i don't know the true color of the sun or what galaxy is closest to us [guess who failed science] and the first question took me a second to think out [guess who also failed math]

But I will agree that something along those lines needs to be implemented to help reused spam bots.

Also welcome back to life.