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pick-up lines-_- post ur best shot:p

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by HestiA, Sep 30, 2012.

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  1. regiix3

    regiix3 yeah Forum Legend

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    Kangaroo faces are not and should not be loveable
    Aaahahahahhahhahahahah

    Althought your misuse of "you're" disappoints me
    Just got these babies, sure thing. what.

    Oh my god you guys are cray. Lucent asserting his intelligent and logical opinions on pick up lines is great. shut up
     
    regiix3, Oct 4, 2012
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  2. Hellouie

    Hellouie Some smallfry n3wb

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    "what are you drawing?":confused:
    "imma making me a map":whistling:

    "a map? but that looks like a close up of my eyes":unsure:

    "that's exactly it; a map of your eyes, because I often catch myself getting lost in them":rolleyes:

    then my gf went
    AwesomeWTF.gif
     
    Hellouie, Oct 4, 2012
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  3. Ddraig

    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    Dont make me go there...

    ....
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    ****

    *Staring at tits*

    Girl: Is not possible that I cant go outside without someone looking my tits!!
    Guy: Stop, let me say something: First, if you want that I dont look then wear something that cover more than a1/3 of that beautiful pair.
    Second: I am genetically programed to do so, its in my genes. And is not about me, its about my possible future children that will grow strong and healthy.
    Third: I spend 14 months of my life sucking at those, and that was the best time of my life, when it was easy and beautiful.
    What do you want me to do?
    Girl: ............ Want a cup of coffe??


    :D

    I read it somewhere, I suck at pick up lines. And my words sound more like a call to arms than anything else.
     
    Ddraig, Oct 4, 2012
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  4. FadetoBlack

    FadetoBlack Veni, vidi, vici, reliqui

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    Girl, I wish I could be your first derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.

    I wish I could be your second derivative so I could explore the concavity of your curves.

    Help the world is ending and I don't want to die a virgin!!! (take pants off after this)

    Girl let me place my acceleration vector at your origin. (what...)


    Although the best one is:

    You're hot. I'm hot. I think we should ****. Immediately.
     
    FadetoBlack, Oct 4, 2012
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  5. FadetoBlack

    FadetoBlack Veni, vidi, vici, reliqui

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    No... :( Maybe a girl who knows calc 1 or at least has a marginal understanding of it ._. you don't have to be very smart to get it!!

    Another:

    You make me feel like an infinite alternating harmonic series, no matter how many times I try to break my bounds I can't help coming back for you.
     
    FadetoBlack, Oct 4, 2012
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  6. Momo

    Momo Arrogant Member Forum Legend

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    Hey girl wanna ****? I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway.
     
    Momo, Oct 4, 2012
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  7. Grrr

    Grrr Highly Damaging Member Forum Legend

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    k they won, everyone else go home
     
    Grrr, Oct 4, 2012
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  8. jasper1884

    jasper1884 JASZIK

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    Guy: did you fart?
    Lady: nNo!! why do i have to?
    Guy: coz you blew me away:lol:
     
    jasper1884, Oct 4, 2012
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  9. Condemned

    Condemned FRAPSED

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    1. Baby you get me up like gas prices...









    2. I don't like your shirt....I think you should take it off.













    ~Funflapss~
     
    Condemned, Oct 4, 2012
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  10. Smartik1

    Smartik1 Walking F.A.Q. Forum Legend

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    so...you are a girl huh

    :p
     
    Smartik1, Oct 4, 2012
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  11. regiix3

    regiix3 yeah Forum Legend

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    Not going to germany after this.
     
    regiix3, Oct 4, 2012
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  12. Momo

    Momo Arrogant Member Forum Legend

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    We already did it anyways.
     
    Momo, Oct 4, 2012
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  13. Condemned

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    who ?







    ~Funflapss~
     
    Condemned, Oct 4, 2012
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  14. SweetNoms

    SweetNoms Claims

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    You know how guys buy big, fancy cars to compensate? I don't own a car.

    Seriously, though, I like girls.
     
    SweetNoms, Oct 4, 2012
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  15. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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    When using pick up lines over the interwebs, simply go with any variation of SUP BABY, EY GURLLLLLLLLLLLLL, or EY YO *****

    as seen below
    [​IMG]
     
    Lucent, Oct 5, 2012
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  16. regiix3

    regiix3 yeah Forum Legend

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    What the f*ck brother
     
    regiix3, Oct 5, 2012
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  17. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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    EY GU-ohitsyou
     
    Lucent, Oct 5, 2012
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  18. regiix3

    regiix3 yeah Forum Legend

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    Shut up shaniqua
     
    regiix3, Oct 5, 2012
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  19. Lucent

    Lucent Ghost in the shell of a former Drama Queen Forum Legend

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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. dontlikepvp

    dontlikepvp Gungnirs

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    unknown guy:hi there *wink*
    Unknown girl: *smile*
    Unknown guy: YEESS!!! SHES MINE!
     
    dontlikepvp, Oct 5, 2012
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