you have dog??

Your dog ate your hotdog sized penis is still counted?

 

its Footlong & Jumbo size anyway,,,i dont know if its counted,,

 

Dedicated to about 70% of the posts in this thread:



Now, in regards to the purpose of the thread, meet what some would call my brother, Zucchini.



Other than doing my calculus and Physics assignments (inside joke, couldn't help it =P), his major hobby, which he much enjoys, is sleeping his ass off, to the point that even a Snorlax would look at him in disbelief.

He's actually too smart and picky for his own good, MUST sleep in my bedroom or he gets pissed off, knows whenever I got food on myself, even if it's wrapped candy in my pocket (and will follow me around for it until he feels like sleeping which is quite common for him to do), and is as much of a hermit as I am. He will not go anywhere even near any other dog or person because he just dislikes everyone lol (that, and my other dog, a German Shepperd, pretty much hates him and bothers him to no end whenever he sees him).

He's actually quite probably older than me, and I'm his third owner I believe o.o Other than that, all I can say is I really love this little fella, always makes me company no matter what =P







Oh, I forgot to mention.. He's a fat, hairy, and lazy bastard (very much like his owner)... @.@

 

Creepy dog there joseph, i don't see his eyes, nose and his penis.

 

as wat have been said

 

why do you even want to see his...

 

he dont care about dogs or watsoever..he cares only for penis,,maybe he wants one,, :w00t:

 

My dog is a ninja. I can't find him.

 

Ratsky is a sensory type one,,he can sense ur dog pen..
he might help you..

 

Blame our professor, he's currently discussing about penis for over an hour now. (Biochem class)

I don't need your footlike shaped penis as you were saying awhile ago.

 

my dog name is Blowingjobby

 

and ur giggles on the topic?

 

We're not using goggles on Biochemistry that's for Organic Chemistry Laboratory class.

 

giggles? giggling? or tickled?

 

tinggil

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Mr. Vhinzanity, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent comments were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no likes, and may God have mercy on your forum account.

 

^
cheel its all about dog

smokey let your smokey dog bark

 

omg.... just post ur dog here... if u wanna have a idiot chat go in pm around...:S plsz... recpect the dogs...!!
that videon is before 1.5 year when i found those dog.. she been with alot bad thing one her bag... i help her and i keep her...
[video=youtube;DOiiLKQ9BVY]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOiiLKQ9BVY[/video]

 

I always wanted to adopt a dog but because of my busy schedule and being inexperienced, I never had the chance to pursue it. I'm not giving up, though. Hopefully in the future I can also have a pet bestfriend They said dogs and cats are really good stress relievers and more fun to have one in the house.

 

Cat > Dog



Her name is Tiftif or Tif or Tiffi or Tiffle..