BF3 with me please

sorry cowboy I already got the weapon

 

I'm a not a cowboy, I'm a Spartanassassinninjaknightsamuraipirate, and the weapon isn't enough. There's a full tutorial lesson you have to go through.

 

Beasties you have no idea what you're getting yourself into xD She just appears nice and sweet. In reality she's as fierce as a lion, as strong as a titan, as nimble as a konoichi and as hateful as a gorgona. Don't... just don't xD

P.S. Btw that counts for all Fs in these lands xD

 

Well duh, that's the type of gurl I'm interested. I hate those super nice and sweet ones. They're always up to something. Besides it's the mean and fierce ones that are the most fun in bed Rawr.

 

I'm sure it'll be really fun getting your genitals ripped off. She takes them away and hides them from you, and when you ask for them back she says no.

I've experienced it firsthand, unfortunately. It does not feel very nice.

 

That's your fault for falling asleep with her around. I'm not making that same mistake.

Nor am I going to eat or drink anything she offers me.

 

I totally take people's genitals away and hide them

 

Then why do you keep Trent's in a glass jar on your desk?

 

oh **** how did you see them
you now have to face me in a death battle in my backyard, I have to keep my secret safe and the only way to do it is by killing you