To all AM Trainees. Please read this.

As most of you know I am the head producer, writer, executive producer, author, illustrator, lead designer, director, cater, gaffer, cameraman, and boom mic operator for Gamez Aion Staff Chat. I bring my own lunch so I don't have to hire a caterer. Good thing too cause those guys are expensive and it turns out non of them can accomodate my paleo diet. So bringing my own food works wonders.

But to get to the point. I don't know you guys and I should. I need to get to know you so I can best present you in Gamez Aion Staff chat. If you don't want to participate in this then you do have that choice but do understand that in not participating I reserve the right to portray you all as complete and total dumbass nooblords and/or kill you off in super embarrassing ways. It would be shame if anyone were to trip while walking down the sidewalk on a rainy day, trip, knock themselves unconscious, and then drown in a puddle that's not even half an inch deep.

So please take this time to tell me about yourselves and answer a few questions. Doing so will get you more airtime on the show. So here we go


1. What is your name?

2. Where are you from?

3. How old are you?

4. Are you a sexxay gurl?

5. If you are a sexxay gurl I need nude pics to verify(ok not really, bikini pics will be fine, trololo)

Ok back to the real questions.

6. What are you wanting to go to college for, what are you in college for, or what have you gone to college for?

7. If you are not in school and are working then what is your current job?

8. What is your goal job?

9. What are your hopes and dreams?

10. Do you believe in the power of Guga?

11. How long have you been a lurker before registering on forums?

12. What is your favorite color?

13. What is your quest?

14. What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

15. What is your preferred fighting style

16. Do you like to fight up close or hang back and shoot or throw things?

17, Do you have any RL martial arts experience?

18 Do you have any regular art experience?

19. What is your dream home?

20. What is your dream vacation?

21. What vehicle do you drive?

22. If you do not drive then why not?

23. Do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed?

24. Do you own any consoles?

25. Do you play any other games besides Aion?

26. How long do you think Alente will stay in his room with all that yaoi?

27. Will Team Rocket ever realize that no matter how long they try or what crazy robots, tools, disguises or schemes they use, they will never get that Pikachu

28. How much longer is Pokemon gonna last? I mean seriously it's been almost 20 years. It was made way back long ago. Ash should be a grown man by now and what's it gonna take for him to be officially recognized as a Pokemon master? I mean I blew through Red and Blue with ease and pwned everyone. All the other trainers, the Elite 4, even that noob Gary were my *****es when I faced them. Get it together Ash!

29. What's up with the Titans on Attack on Titan?

30. Is Luffy ever gonna find One Piece and become Pirate King?

31. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed 4 like I am?

32. Will Naruto ever become Hokage?


Ok that about covers it for now if you wish to add anything else about you then please do so here in the space provided. Thank you for your time and don't forget to watch GAMEZ AION STAFF CHAT!

 

1. What is your name?

Beastie

2. Where are you from?

Beastie

3. How old are you?

i m immortal ... and Beastie.

4. Are you a sexxay gurl?

Beastie.

5. If you are a sexxay gurl I need nude pics to verify(ok not really, bikini pics will be fine, trololo)



Ok back to the real questions.

No.

6. What are you wanting to go to college for, what are you in college for, or what have you gone to college for?

Beastie

7. If you are not in school and are working then what is your current job?

Beastie

8. What is your goal job?

Beastie

9. What are your hopes and dreams?

Beastie

10. Do you believe in the power of Guga?

No! cuz thats why he is not BEASTIE!

11. How long have you been a lurker before registering on forums?

Beastie.

12. What is your favorite color?

Beastie

13. What is your quest?

Beastie

14. What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

Beastie

15. What is your preferred fighting style

Oppa Beastie style ~

16. Do you like to fight up close or hang back and shoot or throw things?

Beastie

17, Do you have any RL martial arts experience?

Beastie

18 Do you have any regular art experience?

Beastie

19. What is your dream home?

Beastie

20. What is your dream vacation?

Beastie bed.

21. What vehicle do you drive?

Beastie.

22. If you do not drive then why not?

Beastie.

23. Do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed?

Beastie.

24. Do you own any consoles?

Beastie.

25. Do you play any other games besides Aion?

Beastie.

26. How long do you think Alente will stay in his room with all that yaoi?

WHAT A ........................

27. Will Team Rocket ever realize that no matter how long they try or what crazy robots, tools, disguises or schemes they use, they will never get that Pikachu

Beastie.

28. How much longer is Pokemon gonna last? I mean seriously it's been almost 20 years. It was made way back long ago. Ash should be a grown man by now and what's it gonna take for him to be officially recognized as a Pokemon master? I mean I blew through Red and Blue with ease and pwned everyone. All the other trainers, the Elite 4, even that noob Gary were my *****es when I faced them. Get it together Ash!

Beastie.

29. What's up with the Titans on Attack on Titan?

Beastie.

30. Is Luffy ever gonna find One Piece and become Pirate King?

Beastie.

31. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed 4 like I am?

Beastie.

32. Will Naruto ever become Hokage?

No.

Beastie

became

the

new

Hokage.


End

of

Story.



^^ <3

 

Woah nice one Nyu

 

1. What is your name?
Lucy

2. Where are you from?
The moon

3. How old are you?
13/f/cali

4. Are you a sexxay gurl?
yes, read above

5. If you are a sexxay gurl I need nude pics to verify(ok not really, bikini pics will be fine, trololo)
no

Ok back to the real questions.

6. What are you wanting to go to college for, what are you in college for, or what have you gone to college for?
gone wild parties

7. If you are not in school and are working then what is your current job?
"actress"

8. What is your goal job?
sexual "actress"

9. What are your hopes and dreams?
:3

10. Do you believe in the power of Guga?
..gogo gogo?

11. How long have you been a lurker before registering on forums?
8 years

12. What is your favorite color?
pink

13. What is your quest?
to find the holy nail...salon

14. What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
I never said I swallow

15. What is your preferred fighting style
biting

16. Do you like to fight up close or hang back and shoot or throw things?
I like to throw fits

17, Do you have any RL martial arts experience?
no

18 Do you have any regular art experience?
maybe

19. What is your dream home?
A snowy place

20. What is your dream vacation?
A snowy place

21. What vehicle do you drive?
you~

22. If you do not drive then why not?
I JUST SAID I DO

23. Do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed?
I sleep with my feet on the left side and my head on the right

24. Do you own any consoles?
no but I'll console you if you need it~

25. Do you play any other games besides Aion?
Many, I'm a master of games. a game master if you will

26. How long do you think Alente will stay in his room with all that yaoi?
super long

27. Will Team Rocket ever realize that no matter how long they try or what crazy robots, tools, disguises or schemes they use, they will never get that Pikachu
no, because anyone who wants a pikachu is dumb

28. How much longer is Pokemon gonna last? I mean seriously it's been almost 20 years. It was made way back long ago. Ash should be a grown man by now and what's it gonna take for him to be officially recognized as a Pokemon master? I mean I blew through Red and Blue with ease and pwned everyone. All the other trainers, the Elite 4, even that noob Gary were my *****es when I faced them. Get it together Ash!
10 tentacles more

29. What's up with the Titans on Attack on Titan?
who what?

30. Is Luffy ever gonna find One Piece and become Pirate King?
what...?

31. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed 4 like I am?
no

32. Will Naruto ever become Hokage?
....what?

 

Nice try guys but I know neither of you are the Trainees that this was designed for. Go fetch them and then make them answer the questions.

Use force if necessary.

 

I know you're from North Carolina you troll.

 

1. What is your name?
Xinyu
2. Where are you from?
china
3. How old are you?
19
4. Are you a sexxay gurl?
yes
5. If you are a sexxay gurl I need nude pics to verify(ok not really, bikini pics will be fine, trololo)
trololo
Ok back to the real questions.

6. What are you wanting to go to college for, what are you in college for, or what have you gone to college for?
i forgot
7. If you are not in school and are working then what is your current job?
porn actress
8. What is your goal job?
translator
9. What are your hopes and dreams?
live in japan
10. Do you believe in the power of Guga?
Wut?
11. How long have you been a lurker before registering on forums?
1month
12. What is your favorite color?
purple
13. What is your quest?
being 65 ;_;
14. What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
google it
15. What is your preferred fighting style
drunken boxes
16. Do you like to fight up close or hang back and shoot or throw things?
fighting close
17, Do you have any RL martial arts experience?
yeah
18 Do you have any regular art experience?
nope
19. What is your dream home?
japanese trad house
20. What is your dream vacation?
japan
21. What vehicle do you drive?
car
22. If you do not drive then why not?
i drive so stfu
23. Do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed?
lefffffft
24. Do you own any consoles?
all next gen and some oldies
25. Do you play any other games besides Aion?
gw2
26. How long do you think Alente will stay in his room with all that yaoi?
i prefer yuri
27. Will Team Rocket ever realize that no matter how long they try or what crazy robots, tools, disguises or schemes they use, they will never get that Pikachu
Pokemon Team Rocket Sad Moments (Goodbye Arbok and Weezing) - YouTube

28. How much longer is Pokemon gonna last? I mean seriously it's been almost 20 years. It was made way back long ago. Ash should be a grown man by now and what's it gonna take for him to be officially recognized as a Pokemon master? I mean I blew through Red and Blue with ease and pwned everyone. All the other trainers, the Elite 4, even that noob Gary were my *****es when I faced them. Get it together Ash!
goota catch 'em all dude

29. What's up with the Titans on Attack on Titan?
idk
30. Is Luffy ever gonna find One Piece and become Pirate King?
of course
31. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed 4 like I am?
U DONT SAY i want it so muchhhhhhhhhhhhh
32. Will Naruto ever become Hokage?
i dont care


im not trainee but wanted to do it ;_; u can punish me now

 

I was a trainee for about a week...can i haz spotlight

 

Too lazy to answer that question, I'm just a member here but I'm going to introduce you me and myself " I am Kumisann The Guardian Angel of Sanctum". #smexychanter #virjinkumi. #kumihoe . #kumislut. And btw, all of you are welcome to my home "Sanctum" if you are hungry.. Ask Shugo; shugo can always help...but if you don't know where to find Shugo you can ask Dora for the map. #rofl <3

 

1. What is your name?
Felman
2. Where are you from?
8600
3. How old are you?
17
4. Are you a sexxay gurl?
No.
5. If you are a sexxay gurl I need nude pics to verify(ok not really, bikini pics will be fine, trololo)
No.
Ok back to the real questions.

6. What are you wanting to go to college for, what are you in college for, or what have you gone to college for?
I'm a working student and taking BSBA atm
7. If you are not in school and are working then what is your current job?
Working in an internet cafe.
8. What is your goal job?
to earn money for my college
9. What are your hopes and dreams?
idk
10. Do you believe in the power of Guga?
No.
11. How long have you been a lurker before registering on forums?
i forgot
12. What is your favorite color?
blue
13. What is your quest?
idk
14. What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
idk
15. What is your preferred fighting style
double sword user
16. Do you like to fight up close or hang back and shoot or throw things?
close
17, Do you have any RL martial arts experience?
yes. i killed someone
18 Do you have any regular art experience?
no.
19. What is your dream home?
to have a swimming pool for my parents.
20. What is your dream vacation?
space
21. What vehicle do you drive?
honda xrm
22. If you do not drive then why not?

23. Do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed?
left
24. Do you own any consoles?
no
25. Do you play any other games besides Aion?
yep
26. How long do you think Alente will stay in his room with all that yaoi?
25h
27. Will Team Rocket ever realize that no matter how long they try or what crazy robots, tools, disguises or schemes they use, they will never get that Pikachu
later
28. How much longer is Pokemon gonna last? I mean seriously it's been almost 20 years. It was made way back long ago. Ash should be a grown man by now and what's it gonna take for him to be officially recognized as a Pokemon master? I mean I blew through Red and Blue with ease and pwned everyone. All the other trainers, the Elite 4, even that noob Gary were my *****es when I faced them. Get it together Ash!
after he f*ck misty
29. What's up with the Titans on Attack on Titan?
they like to eat low life people
30. Is Luffy ever gonna find One Piece and become Pirate King?
he already found the one piece and idk with the pirate king
31. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed 4 like I am?
no.
32. Will Naruto ever become Hokage?
No. because sasuke will

 

Are you trying to fuq with me.

 

hopefully not.........

 

Well so far all I've gotten have been troll answers from everyone BUT the trainees.

So I can pretty much say this went exactly as I expected.

Take out that "with" and that's what I'm trying to do. huehuehuehuehue

Ok seriously not really but I just couldn't resist the set up for that. Anyways Reg I already know plenty about you and you're and established character.

Also love your sig as the past week or so I've been pretty much marathon watching The Office on Netflix. Great show, ****ing hilarious.

Now YOU on the other hand need to fill out the survey.

Unless you WANT to be portrayed as a total dumbass on the show and then die in a horrible fapping accident.

 

chillax guys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:wink:

 

I'm Vildiil, and I approve this post.

 

1. What is your name?

SirMaam Dr. EvilOverlord Koala von Cakington

2. Where are you from?

Pinky pony land

3. How old are you?

E=mc²

4. Are you a sexxay gurl?

You will have to explore the dark secrets hiding under my skirt to find it out

5. If you are a sexxay gurl I need nude pics to verify(ok not really, bikini pics will be fine, trololo)



Ok back to the real questions.

6. What are you wanting to go to college for, what are you in college for, or what have you gone to college for?

Cause yolo

7. If you are not in school and are working then what is your current job?

Selling my body on the road to pay my fees

8. What is your goal job?

Being an employee of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated

9. What are your hopes and dreams?

I want cookies, cakes and ducks

10. Do you believe in the power of Guga?

GUGA GUGA!

11. How long have you been a lurker before registering on forums?

wat is furoms sir? Akakakaka

12. What is your favorite color?

Coca Cola

13. What is your quest?

VERY KIND SHUGO ITAMS PLOX SIR GM AKAKAKAKAKAKA

14. What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

Crocodiles

15. What is your preferred fighting style

Hitting people with my pastel blue hand-bag filled with bricks and running away.

16. Do you like to fight up close or hang back and shoot or throw things?

Both. Apart of hitting people with my pastel blue bag? i like to throw nail lacquer and strangle them with my undies.

17, Do you have any RL martial arts experience?

****jitzu

18 Do you have any regular art experience?

I like to draw landscapes with my nipples

19. What is your dream home?

STEEL RAKE AKAKAKAKA

20. What is your dream vacation?

Anal kingdom

21. What vehicle do you drive?

A white and yellow bicicle with loads of pink feathers swirling around

22. If you do not drive then why not?

Wat

23. Do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed?

I sleep in my coffin. or on my customers, if they pay me enough.

24. Do you own any consoles?

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

25. Do you play any other games besides Aion?

Nope, but i often use the Wii remote control as vibrator

26. How long do you think Alente will stay in his room with all that yaoi?

He dunn need yaoi, i'm here!

27. Will Team Rocket ever realize that no matter how long they try or what crazy robots, tools, disguises or schemes they use, they will never get that Pikachu

I will not comment on this blasphemy.

28. How much longer is Pokemon gonna last? I mean seriously it's been almost 20 years. It was made way back long ago. Ash should be a grown man by now and what's it gonna take for him to be officially recognized as a Pokemon master? I mean I blew through Red and Blue with ease and pwned everyone. All the other trainers, the Elite 4, even that noob Gary were my *****es when I faced them. Get it together Ash!



29. What's up with the Titans on Attack on Titan?

They are titanic

30. Is Luffy ever gonna find One Piece and become Pirate King?

i'm queen elizabeth of mongolia

31. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed 4 like I am?

No.

32. Will Naruto ever become Hokage?

What is a naruto?

 

Errrr...... LOLWHAT.

I wish I had the damn power, I would gladly transform yall into the froggies, but sadly I have an evil curse on me instead of power. POWERRRRRR #thatPOWER.

[video=youtube;DGIgXP9SvB8]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGIgXP9SvB8[/video]

 

im just lazy..

 

20. What is your dream vacation?
Anal kingdom

Hahahhahah i love you ari

1. What is your name?
In what language do you want that in

2. Where are you from?
Kangaroo haven

3. How old are you?
Illegal

4. Are you a sexxay gurl?
Bit'ch you know it

5. If you are a sexxay gurl I need nude pics to verify(ok not really, bikini pics will be fine, trololo)
no shut up

6. What are you wanting to go to college for, what are you in college for, or what have you gone to college for?
Shut up

7. If you are not in school and are working then what is your current job?
I'm in school

8. What is your goal job?
Dubbing hentai

9. What are your hopes and dreams?
I drop hopes and dreams like i drop pens dude

10. Do you believe in the power of Guga?
What the fuq is a guga

11. How long have you been a lurker before registering on forums?
???

12. What is your favorite color?
The colour of a thousand mutilated men gagging on my poop while I punch their throats.

13. What is your quest?
shut up

14. What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?
i dont care

15. What is your preferred fighting style
Cardcaptor with the wand and cards or
Nina Williams
[video=youtube;VfodzCiUxiE]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfodzCiUxiE[/video]

or Asuka Kazama (2:04 literally all I spammed for story mode)
[video=youtube;wBC9v4FIfMQ]http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBC9v4FIfMQ[/video]

16. Do you like to fight up close or hang back and shoot or throw things?
I don't like hitting, I'd probably do better at first aid but I'd def do some shooting

17, Do you have any RL martial arts experience?
I remember doing a kungfu lesson once or twice, nothing after that

18 Do you have any regular art experience?
I DRAW/DESIGN??? OMG???

19. What is your dream home?
Minimalist house with lots of plants in Japan

20. What is your dream vacation?
Away from scorching aussie heat

21. What vehicle do you drive?
Your dad

22. If you do not drive then why not?
Shut up

23. Do you sleep on the left or right side of the bed?
Middle

24. Do you own any consoles?
PSP, PS2, Nintendo DS

25. Do you play any other games besides Aion?
Maplestory from time to time

26. How long do you think Alente will stay in his room with all that yaoi?
I dont care

27. Will Team Rocket ever realize that no matter how long they try or what crazy robots, tools, disguises or schemes they use, they will never get that Pikachu
No they're my no1. nuggets

28. How much longer is Pokemon gonna last? I mean seriously it's been almost 20 years. It was made way back long ago. Ash should be a grown man by now and what's it gonna take for him to be officially recognized as a Pokemon master? I mean I blew through Red and Blue with ease and pwned everyone. All the other trainers, the Elite 4, even that noob Gary were my *****es when I faced them. Get it together Ash!
When a protest against poopy pokemon takes place

29. What's up with the Titans on Attack on Titan?
FKING LEVI IS BEING TSUNDERE DOG SHIT AND THEYRE ABOUT TO GET ATTACKED BY FEMALE TITAN ANNIE AND UGH
EREN YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP BEING SO WEAK, IT'S OK TO BE MESMERISED BY LEVI'S LOOKS BUT NlGGA JUST BITE YOURSELF AND TURN INTO A TITAN ALREADY FUQ

very disproportinate things

30. Is Luffy ever gonna find One Piece and become Pirate King?
I haven't watched one piece in about 6 years

31. Are you looking forward to Assassin's Creed 4 like I am?
bit'ch i might be

32. Will Naruto ever become Hokage?
i already dropped out of school to become hokage so no

 

I'll show you what the **** is Guga and OMG I LOVE TEKKEN! But I prefer Alisa Bosconovitch to both Nina and Asuka.