Staff quotes (New one)

you're the one that deleted me, asshole

 

wonder why

 

what i didn't even delete you

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. weirdo

 

lol you make no sense. D:

 

trent i told you bro

 

I don't even know

 

ZOMG S WILD BEASTIE APPEARS! I'm sure you all want to know about my adventures(and boy do I have a lot of them!) but that's for another time. In the meantime I'll just leave this way way long overdue of gamezaion staffchat and be on my way.

But to make up for the extremely long and unplanned absence. This episode is THE MOST BIGGEST SUPER MEGAEPISODE YET! It's Super long but there is no TLDR. READ IT ALLZ! ROLL THE OPENING!

*GamezAionStaffChat opening plays here*

Dementa: I don't get it man.
Edixoid: What is there not to get? It's pretty straightforward.
Dementa: No it's not. It's ridiculous and makes no sense.
Edixoid: It's because it's a play on words bro.
Dementa: I still don't get it. I mean why do they call it Regular Show? All sorts of crazy insane stuff happens there.
Edixoid: Thats the point. It's a play on words.
Dementa: It still makes no sense. I mean even the characters are crazy. I mean the main ones are a blue bird and a racoon. And then there's a yeti, a gumball machine, a ghost with a hand on his head, a guy with a huge huge head, and this fatass called "Muscleman". I see no muscles there.
Edixoid: That's the point. They're going for the irony of having a show called "Regular Show" and yet having all this crazy insane stuff.
Dementa: I still don't really see the point.
Edixoid: You wouldn't.
Dementa: I'm just saying I think it would be better off with a name like Super Crazy Insane Show or something like that.
Edixoid: And that's why it's a good thing you're not in charge of it. You have no appreciation for simplicity.
Regi: OMG are you noobtards going on about some silly show on Cartoon Network.
Edixoid: And so what if we are, it's an interesting show.
Dementa: Ya it has a lot of crazy stuff. Now if only they changed the name.
Regi: Wow you guys are such idiots.
Dementa: You're the idiot.
*Edixoid high fives Dementa*
Dementa: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Edixoid: WWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Hodor: Hodor!
Puddles : The Goddess wants you to keep it down, as you are disturbing my concentration of this most potent, powerful, and unstable of spells.
Camilla: Seriously, Puddles, you're still trying that spell stuff.
Puddles: Do not mock the Goddess or her spells or you shall suffer dire conequences!
Camilla: ....
Puddles Good. Now where was I. Oh right. Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao
Yu Mo Gwai Gui Fai Di Zao

Bella : Puddles you've been trying that a long time, are you sure you're even doing it right. Or that it even works.
Puddles: DO NOT MOCK MY MAGIC! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!
*Puddles Leaves StaffChat*
Karissa: Well she seems strung out, but let's do some actual work stuff.
Edixoid: Well we do need to recruit new trainees. I suggest a big big batch of trainees.
Karissa: But we recently recruited and promoted enough people why do we need to get more.
Vildil: Well, its because one of the jobs of the trainees is to feed the Spiderbear, and at times that job can be quite deadly.
Karissa: What can be so hard about feeding an animal?
Regi: Well the first part is getting the food, which is sometimes something along the lines of a lion, or a regular bear.
Regi: And then you have to get that into the hideout, and for some reason there's really no safe place that one can stay and just press a switch and drop the food in.
Karissa: And why not?
Dementa: Well usually Beastie would feed Spiderbear himself as he's the only one who can control those things, and even if Spiderbear did attack then Beastie could easily handle it. These trainees have no chance. Kind of strange how that cruise ship Beastie was on sank right before all these robots showed up around here.
Edixoid: Yeah can't these robots be used to feed Spiderbear and stiff.
Karissa: NO! THOSE ROBOTS ARE FOR SECURITY AND NOTHING ELSE!
Dementa: I want to program one for fapping!
Camilla: Ugh.

Edixoid: Why do we need all these anyways it's like you're making an army or something,
Karissa: Hey look at that! Request to train more trainees approved! Let's move on to other matters.
Razor: How about we move the rotation for doing the GM stuff like catching hackers and all that other stuff? That way we can also get some screentime on these little staff chat things.
TracerT: Yeah we get so few lines.
Guga: They do have valid points my comrades as it is only fair that EVERYONE gets ample screentime.
Karissa: That's not how this works and Guga you have been quite talkative lately.
Guga: Well with Beastie gone, I no longer have any real interest in saying my trademark line as I've just been too sad.
Hodor : Hodor!
Regi : We have another issue.
Bella: And just what is that.
Regi: It's getting and harder to get Bryne to eat. It was bad enough she was depressed after Beastie left and hasn't been heard from in ever, but now she's going almost totally nuts. We have to keep her in a padded room for her own safety and it's getting harder to get her to eat. We may have to use a feeding tube or something. All she does is stare blankly and mutter "Beastiesama"
Karissa: Fine I'll make arrangements for that.
*Uehara entered StaffChat*
Uehara: Um we may have an issue.
Bella: And just what is that?
Uehara: Um I heard that there's some guy walking this way and he got past all the exterior security.
Karissa: Oh shit!
*Alarms go off*
Alarm Siren : WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO! INTRUDER ALER! INTRUDER ALERT!
Dementa: OH CRAP WHAT'S HAPPENING!?
Edixoid: Obviously there's an intruder alert dumbass!
Regi: Oooh! Maybe it will be some mysterious handsome stranger who will abduct me and then have his way with me!
*Camilla facepalms*
Edixoid: 0.o
*Dementa faps*
Karissa: ENOUGH WITH THAT STUPID SHIT PEOPLE! THIS IS SERIOUS!
*Karissa gets on intercom*

Karissa: Attention all Security Droids and Personnel, stop the intruder immediately! Use EXTREME force! Release all drones, wargs and everything else! KILL THE INTRUDER!
*Alente enters StaffChat*
Edixoid: ALENTE! We haven't seen you in ever!
Regi: HOLY CRAP! This must be serious!
Bella: ALENTE!?
Alente: Guys this is serious! Listen closely there's no time to lose!
*TracerT looks at monitor*
TracerT: Holy shit! This intruder is just pwnzering everything in his way.
*Edixoid looks at monitor*
Edixoid: I don't know what's scarier, the fact that we seemingly have a massive army of battle droids, mutated clones, and strange alienlike animals, or that this stranger is just slaughtering them all like it's nothing.
Vildil: I call hacks.
Edixoid: It's a good thing you're hear Alente, maybe you can stop this guy.
Alente: NEVERMIND THAT! THERE'S SOMETHING MUCH MORE SERIOUS!
Camilla: Um what can be more serious than this?
Alente: It's Horrible! I'M OUT OF YAOI!
*Camilla facepalms*

Karissa: sigh
*Karissa takes memory card and tosses it to Alente*
Karissa: Here's some new stuff but you may want to stay.
Alente: NO TIME FOR THAT!
Camilla: Alente there's some intruder out there going on a rampage! Do something about it!
Alente: Damnnit guys you know how to handle this. Just nerf his class, ban him, whatever.
Camilla: It's not a hacker!
Alente: LOOK I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS! I CAN'T FIX EVERY LITTLE PROBLEM HERE I GOT IMPORTANT STUFF TO DO WITH THIS YAOI! FIGURE IT OUT!
*Alente leaves Staffchat*
Dementa: I really hope he takes a shower. He smells horrible.
*Regi looks at monitor*
Regi: I really hope this guy takes me as a hostage, carries me off and has his way with me over and over and over. Damn seeing him just rip through all that security detail is getting turning me on.
*Camilla facepalms*


Karissa: ENOUGH OIF THIS CRAP! FULL LOCKDOWN NOW! ALL FORCES DISPATCH!
Sirens: WHHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOP! Siren noises!
*Heavy duty blast doors close*
Dementa: Whoa this guy just cut through the exterior blast doors, he's inside!
Edixoid: Damn he's moving so fast the cameras can barely keep up with him. What the? Is that Wyldfire being used against him like from Game of Thrones. How the hell did we even get that stuff!?
Karissa: I have my sources, now listen up.
Vildil: Um according to my sensors he's heading right for us and we don't have much time.
Bella: Shit what are we going to do!?
Karissa: Listen up people. This is important. There are capsules of cyanide under all of your desks if he gets here, use them. You do NOT want to be taken alive.
Regi: Pfft, says you! *gets out mirror and fixes hair*
*Camilla facepalms*
Dementa: Oh shit hes right outside!
*noises of gunfire, swords cutting through metal and flesh and other loud fighting sounds*


Edixoid: Holy shit! It's like a flood of blood just poured through the hallways! Who is this guy!?
Karissa: Well even he won't get past this 5 foot thick black door made of supersteel, lead, admantinium, cortosis, phrik, obsidion, diamond, and shit ton of other extremely hard and durable earth and alien metals.
Bella: Ha! He's trying to punch through it what a dumbass!
*Dents appear in blastdoor*
Bella: OH CRAP WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Regi: Speak for yourself you hag. Maybe I should hike up my skirt a bit.
Edixoid: 0.o
*Dementa faps*
*Camilla facepalms*
Karissa: Those are just a few dents, he won't get in. Look he's stopped punching and is trying to stab it.
*sword blade penetrates blastdoor*
Dementa: HOLY SHIT HE'S STABBING THOUGH IT!
Edixoid: Crap he's stabbing it to weaken it so he can burst through.
Karissa: Still not gonna work and even if he gets through I got one last trap that will be sure to end him.
Karissa: Look the idiot is charging at the door. Over and over and over, not gonna work.
*blastdoor bursts apart and hooded figure bursts in*
Vildil: HOLY SHIT!
Bella: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Karissa: So close and yet so far.
*Karissa presses button on desk and trap door opens*
*Hooded intruder falls in trap door*
Edixoid: I really don't think a trap door is gonna stop him.
Karissa: Oh this isn't just any trap door. This is a trap door that leads to the Rancor pit. A rancor enhanced with the best in growth hormones, psyionics, force enhancements, magic, tecnhology, gene enhancements, and all the other stuff to make it extremely big and strong. It also has razor sharp claws, enhanced reflexes, armor, lasers, and rocket launchers. That think can singlehandedly destroy an army. Now desribe all the gory details of this guy getting torn apart by my pet.
Edixoid: Sometime we're gonna have a talk about all this security, rancor stuff, and you suddenly turning into a crazy mad scientist.
Karissa: Just tell me what's going on down there.
*explosions and loud sounds float up from pit*
Dementa: I'll check and HOLY SHIT! There's blood everywhere. And oh God that's an arm lying there still spewing blood.
Karissa: Good good.
Dementa: Er um
Karissa: What!?
Dementa: Well er um OH CRAP there goes the other arm and a leg!
Karissa: Excellent.
Guga: Well I do say it's not going exactly as you expect it to go.
Dementa: Yeah it's kind of bad news, and there he goes torn up into little pieces. Damn that was nasty!
Karissa: Sounds like everything went well as far as that little detail is concerned.
Dementa: Well it didn't go exactly how you thought it did.
*Decapitated Rancor head is thrown up from trap door and lands in front of Karissa's desk*
Karissa: WHAT THE HELL!?
*Hooded figure jumps up from Rancor pit*
*Hoodedintruder has joined GamezAionStaffChat*


Karissa: HOLY SHIT!
Bella: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!
Dementa: DUDE! THIS IS JUST LIKE FROM THAT CRAZY INSANE SHOW THAT'S FOR SOME REASON JUST CALLED "Regular Show". What's up with that name anyways?
Edixoid: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS DUMBASS! And besides NOW'S NOT THE TIME!
Regi: EEEKKKK PLEASE DON'T HAUL ME OFF AND HAVE YOUR WAY WITH ME! And by Don't I actually means please DO. *Gets in a sexxy pose*
*Camilla facepalms*
Dementa: And now I have to fap again.
HoodedIntruder: Cut that out Regi. Everyone else shut up.
Edixoid: What do you want! Wait a minute you sound famililiar.
HoodedIntruder: Well for one thing I want to know why my security clearance was denied and why there's suddenly an entire army that was out to stop me.
Dementa: What the hell are you doing here!?
HoodedIntruder: Oh I should probably take this off sorry about that.
*HoodedIntruder takes off cloak and hood*
*HoodedIntruder is now Beastie*
Karissa: HOLY SHIT!
Regi: BEASTIE!
Edixoid: We thought you like died!
Dementa: HOLY CRAP YOU'RE BACK!
Guga: GUGA GUGA!
Hodor: Hodor!
Beastie : I'm back bitches.

 

OH MY GOD ITS BEASTIE

i havent even read it yet but

OH MY GOD ITS REALLY BEASTIE

STAY PLEASE

WE NEED YOU

YOU ARE THE HERO GAMEZ NEEDS

BUT NOT THE ONE IT DESERVES


fap

 

beastie i love you

*Dementa faps*

 

Okay.

.....

 

Okay time for my review of this week's episode.

Trent getting rekt by my logic, I like this already

Wow I agree with myself completely. *cough*Alente*cough*

Really? I don't remember making this typo. -2 points

Regii, please calm your loins


and whats up with the diabolical mastermind Queen Cersei Karissa?
All in all, 11/10, please continue Beastie

 

god dammit beastie where the hell have you been, come back omfg we need you desperately. here, have general discussion, it's yours but PLEASE COME THE HELL BACK

*hands over keys to general discussion throne room*

no, like seriously. what the hell. I'm seriously freaking the hell out.

 

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why is this all she is doing

 

okay that beastie post is the single best post I've read in months.

 

*In garbled Batman voice*

I'm Beastie! *shoots grapple gun at building and flies off*


Also I expected Dementa to fap but not you. I am both flattered and disturbed by this.

I love me too.

I'm glad it got a good review. I hope it does well on metacritic. As for Queen Cersei Karissa. Is she really a diabolical mastermind, or is she really dumbass like the real Queen Cersei who comes up with what she thinks are good plans but then just sits back thinking about how smart she is when in the meantime all her "brilliant plans" begin to blow up in her face.

You'll just have to find out in future episodes.

I've been on super crazy adventures that will take a thread all on their own to explain. But I'll get to it it I promise.

And what the hell are you doing with the keys to my General Discussion Throne Room!? I never gave them too you! And WHAT THE HELL WHO SPILLED WINE IN HERE!? Oh wait that's not wine, that's blood from when I executed that one guy who did that one thing, and decided to keep the blood there as a warning to others. Ok all is well. Probably needs some new decorations though. I'm thinking dragon skulls.

It's a thing I'm working on, plus with all the current and past staff members there's like more characters here than there are in GRRM's Song of Ice and Fire(Game of Thrones for you show only watchers, READ THE BOOKS) Novels, so I can't really flesh out everyone as much as I want to nor give everyone the "screen time" that they should get. Well I could but then each episode would be about as long as a ASOIAF novel and probably take about as long to write.

And you guys wouldn't want a thousand plus page novel of Gamez Aion Staff Chat.

Or would you?

 

squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Yeah about that, look at my signature.....PEASANT. (Well you're not a peasant since I gave you the keys to General Discussion back but I still own the community sections and still am the protector of the forums)

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...........................

 

WHEN THE FUCK DID I SAY ANY OF THIS

IS THIS REGI CIRCA 2010 OMG.
kkk

 

It's actually sorta surprising/scary how I can perfectly imagine each of them saying those lines (even Guga, and Regi, and a shy Serious Camila).

inb4 everyone in the forums turns out to be just an illusion/alt account created by Beastie and all 4 years of gamez history become nothing but a lie.