Staff quotes (New one)

What if everyone in the world was actually God, and you, you alone are being tested by all of his personas?

That would explain why Beastie has knowledge and capability of speaking like everyone




It would also mean Beastie is God

 

I am Beastie.

 

Since when does Lucie have the power to hand out titles and positions like that?

And don't get too comfy with them. I'm going to take them. Don't worry though I'll pay handsomely. I'LL PAY THE IRON PRICE! I am Beastie! I will TAKE what is mine, with Fire and Blood! I am coming back with Dragons! And not just Dragons but DragonBEARS! And when my Dragonbears are done fucking all this shit up you'll WISH I had just used normie dragons. I give you this one chance.

Bend the knee or face my fury!

And with that I'm going to bed. It's very late and I have to get up in the morning to do Beastie stuff. I'll get back on later to accept all your surrenders and oaths of fealty to me. Or to mount your heads on spikes around my new COMMUNITY Sections Throne Room if you decide to resist.

Imagine what a huge mindfuck that would be. Alente, Karissa, Carl, Lautaro, Ryan, all the rest of the current and former staff, hackers, spammers, and all those episodes of mega Drama that are remembered years after they became history were all planned out and orchestrated by me as a master plan of a master story. And as everyone read it their minds would be majorly blown. It would be the biggest most surprising twist ending of anything and everything of all time.

Dammnit you figured out the grand finale ending I had planned! Now I gotta rewrite thousands of pages of manuscript and story to change everything asshole!

Not really.

*starts typing more story and cussing silently to self*

You better have good sacrifices for me at the upcoming Grand Harvest Festival.

And I remember that Creepy Pasta story.

No you are not. Continue to make such outlandish claims and you too shall have a horrible fapping accident.

In real life.


Whoah that turned out to be like very gay.




In a slightly related matter I do try to "imagine" what everyone's personalities would be like in Real Life based on their posts on here and thus try to incorporate that into this little series to try and make it and everyone as "realistic" as possible. If any current or former staff members here especially you new guys that I never met want more screentime or want to be more "realistically" portrayed then tell me about yourselves and I'll try and use that in the series. Otherwise I'll just wing it and/or limit your screentime or may just say fuck it and kill you off altogether.

 

With the absence of our glorious Supreme HAM Emperor King...thing, it fell to me to make sure the forum was taken care of, and I feel like I performed admirably, sir. Joseph was deserving of his title and I stand by my decision.

 

WTH since when you 2 became gods and owners of the community?


Eww. Pelingon.

 

It's always been that way

 

@Beastie:

I cant bend knee, I have a problem in my knee and hurts. So bending is like not an option, is specially complicated in winter you know. So how about I stay on my 2 feet, inside my mech which will also be in its 2 feet, inside another even bigger mech, which to your surprise will also be in its 2 feet looking from maybe 3 kilometers off the ground with contempt all this stuff.

 

woah nick

 

He should have included you in it :<

 

Come to think of it, you have performed admirably, but I have returned with Dragons and armies and am retaking my position. As thanks for for your services in my absence and for having the sense and decency to step down as I retake my rightfully conquered position. I shall bestow upon you both some of the most prime and desired lands and titles. You also each get a harem of sexxay cat girls that you can do with as you please.(I suggest having sex with them).

I could tell you but that would take up 1000+ pages and explaining about 10 thousands years of backhistory and I just don't have the time. Skip over to the appendices to get the Cliff Notes version and if that's not enough then you can buy The Complete History of Gamez once I've finished writing it and have published it.

Don't worry about bending your knee I can fix that for you. Let's see ahh there you are in your mech. Now I'll just take this spear and *throws spear that penetrates all of Ddraig's mechs and goes right though his knee*
*watches as Ddraig falls out of mechs and lands in a bloody heap*

Well tecnically you're not on bended knee but I'll accept the bloody heap you're in for now. And if that knee gives you any more problems then just let me know and I'll cut it off. That way you can ALWAYS be on bended (well technically cut) Knee!

woah dimi

Dimi isn't staff. Though I may add her in for the hell of it even though adding new characters would make everything take longer, all the episodes would be longer, and I'd have to take longer to make them in order to not make them a convoluted mess.

 

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the way you said that oh god can't stop laughing

 

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The way you're laughing, Now I can't stop laughing

 

Magnificent.

I will just replace my knee. Is by everyone accord here that I am built and not born, thus I cant die.

 

In that case I'll just scrap your entire body and make you into a new line of chamber pots.

 

So far I've only ever talked talked to 1 staff member and he was great! there was no "thread closed" booboo! Hmmm but i can't remember his name....maybe if someone has an AM list of names i could remember ^_^

 

http://forum.gameznetwork.com/f63/gamez-aion-staff-list-129790/

Show Groups - Gamez Network Community Forums

 

im all alone at the bottom :((((

 

wow! I didn't even know this existed!!! yay the awesome person was Pontifex!!! He was so helpful, and didn't laugh at the thing I needed help with. It was really newbie stuff lol

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lol awww! at least ur on the list tho^_^ but it would b nice if you were moved up....heehee

 

nope. ill always be at the bottom of the food chain

 

your so good with computer stuff, you should apply for AM.