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Bend the knee and swear your loyalty to me and I shall grant you lands, titles, and a harem of sexxay cat girls.

I can do this because I am SupremeHAMEmperorwhatever of Gamez.

 

lol sexxay cat girls? aha

 

I would, but you see. during the last survival event, I caught a nasty cramp in my left leg so, yea I cant kneel.

 

The right knee is fine and if that doesn't work then I've got just the thing to fix up your knee. *brings out mace*

 

lol o my goodness you boys should play nice!

 

That's not how things work around here babe

 

What grave did they dig you out of.

 

I will be rebuilt flawlessly again. Its a problem this of immortality.

 

No you won't. At least you were made of good metal. These are some high class chamber pots.

 

I will dance over your bones, in time.

 

Title of this should be Beastie pwns DDraig


[9:00:11 PM] Guillermo: DUDE MY SISTER'S FRIEND HAS STINKY FEETS
[9:00:19 PM] Guillermo: AND SHE'S ALL SCRAMING AND LAUGHING NOW
[9:00:21 PM] Guillermo: FUCKING HATE HER
[9:00:43 PM] Gabi: Lock her somewhere~
[9:00:59 PM] Guillermo: i aint gonna fuck her gabi
[9:01:03 PM] Guillermo: she's like 11
[9:01:03 PM] Nick: its a she?
[9:01:09 PM] Nick: have sex with her
[9:01:13 PM | Edited 9:01:15 PM] Guillermo: 11!!
[9:01:14 PM] Nick: oh nvm then if shes 11
[9:01:18 PM] Nick: u fuckin pedo
[9:01:25 PM] Guillermo: I'M NOT PEDO
[9:01:36 PM] Nick: watever you say
[9:01:39 PM] Nick: pedo
[9:01:48 PM] Guillermo: fuck you
[9:01:53 PM] Guillermo: and keep her away from me
[9:01:54 PM] Nick: youd love too
[9:01:55 PM] Guillermo: thx
[9:01:59 PM] Nick: I mean
[9:02:01 PM] Nick: Im fuckin hot
[9:02:01 PM] Guillermo: THX
[9:02:06 PM] Guillermo: ..
[9:02:06 PM] Nick: you would totally fuck me if you could
[9:02:08 PM] Guillermo: wat
[9:02:09 PM] Nick: u fuckin perv
[9:02:15 PM] Guillermo: ...no
[9:02:21 PM] Nick: [9:01 PM] Guillermo:


<<< fuck you
[9:02:21 PM] Nick: [9:01 PM] Guillermo:


<<< fuck you
[9:02:22 PM] Nick: [9:01 PM] Guillermo:


<<< fuck you
[9:02:22 PM] Nick: [9:01 PM] Guillermo:


<<< fuck you
[9:02:24 PM] Nick: [9:01 PM] Guillermo:


<<< fuck you
[9:02:28 PM] Nick: its kool
[9:02:31 PM] Nick: your not alone guille
[9:02:33 PM] Guillermo: kotol
[9:02:36 PM] Nick: I am a sexxy beast
[9:04:07 PM] Ddraig: [9:01 PM] Guillermo:


<<< i aint gonna fuck her gabi
she's like 11that is a fertile age. In the old ages women would be offered for marriage and reproduction at that age, so they would be fully ready by 13 - 14... there is a lot more you can do with her if you lock her up... obidience can be achieved in many ways
[9:04:26 PM] Trent: fuck me
[9:04:28 PM] Trent: im 18
[9:05:05 PM] Gabi: [9:00 PM] Guillermo:


<<< i aint gonna fuck her gabiI never said something about fucking her xDD OMG!
[9:05:33 PM] Trent: guille
[9:05:35 PM] Gabi: [9:03 PM] Ddraig:


<<< fully ready by 13 - 14Lawlz
[9:05:41 PM] Nick: that is true
[9:05:47 PM] Nick: especially back in the old days
[9:06:08 PM] Nick: once you were in your teens your family was pretty much looking for someone for you to marry
[9:06:20 PM] Nick: but then again back then 13-14 was Middle Aged for many people
[9:06:25 PM] Guillermo: yea trent
[9:08:32 PM] Ddraig: yep. Few managed to go past 50. Life started much earlier... at 24 if you werent running a show on your own, you were already fucked up
[9:08:58 PM] Trent: [9:04 PM] Trent:


<<< fuck me[9:04 PM] Trent:


<<< im 18
[9:09:01 PM] Guillermo: ok
[9:09:03 PM] Guillermo: bend over
[9:09:17 PM] Nick: well actually it depends on where you are
[9:09:23 PM] Nick: like in europe during the middle ages
[9:09:36 PM] Nick: you pretty much had only a 1 in 3 shot of making it to 21
[9:09:49 PM] Nick: because during that time is when you were weakest to all the diseases and crap
[9:09:53 PM] Nick: but if you made it past 21
[9:10:08 PM] Nick: then you would probably live at least another 50 years
[9:10:36 PM] Nick: hell even back during the stone ages there have been skeletons and fossils found of people that lived into their 70's and 80's
[9:10:37 PM] Ddraig: Europe middle ages was one thing, there where other cultures before that.
[9:10:46 PM] Nick: every culture is different
[9:11:05 PM] Nick: it all depends on the culture, you place in society, your career and a million other things
[9:11:19 PM] Ddraig: Europe was a bad age filled with deceases.. but prior to that was quite well, unless you were ravaged by some army, which was commom
[9:11:36 PM] Ddraig: middel ages i mean*
[9:11:57 PM] Guillermo: can i have dinosaurs
[9:12:46 PM] Ddraig: you can have dinosaurs battling giant apes
[9:13:15 PM] Nick: NO!
[9:13:19 PM] Nick: NO DINOSAURS ALLOWED!
[9:13:23 PM] Nick: They are dirty and have germs!
[9:13:31 PM] Nick: you can have spaghetti
[9:13:33 PM] Nick: and blankets
[9:14:13 PM] Nick: hey ddraig someone made a game starring you
[9:14:14 PM] Nick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxgXHKh2Gjw
[9:14:18 PM] Ddraig: Actually, if you think it well...
[9:14:19 PM] Ddraig: imgur: the simple image sharer
[9:14:34 PM] Nick: lmao
[9:15:13 PM] Nick: poorlydrawndinosaurs.com - I WILL DESTROY YOU!
[9:16:38 PM] Ddraig: Quite accurate
[9:17:16 PM] Nick: which one
[9:17:25 PM] Nick: the dinosaur one or the robot chicken one?
[9:17:46 PM] Ddraig: dinosaur
[9:18:08 PM] Ddraig: the robot one, is just a thing of changing some parameters and I coudl do that, but i wont
[9:18:37 PM] Nick: no that robot one IS you
[9:18:45 PM] Nick: you are no high tech battle gundam mech
[9:18:49 PM] Ddraig: no, no, no Nick.. no
[9:18:55 PM] Nick: you are merely a robot that humps appliances
[9:19:07 PM] Nick: [9:18 PM] Nick:


<<< you are merely a robot that humps appliances
[9:19:08 PM] Nick: [9:18 PM] Nick:


<<< you are merely a robot that humps appliances
[9:19:09 PM] Nick: [9:18 PM] Nick:


<<< you are merely a robot that humps appliances
[9:19:09 PM] Nick: [9:18 PM] Nick:


<<< you are merely a robot that humps appliances
[9:19:31 PM] Ddraig: I will still outlive you if that were the case, which it isnt... now go to trent... he needs help with his fapping
[9:19:55 PM] Ddraig: Satellite info shows him making a mess
[9:20:09 PM] Nick: he always makes a mess
[9:20:14 PM] Nick: and I dont know how to fap
[9:20:21 PM] Nick: I get real pussy
[9:20:24 PM] Nick: I dont need to fap
[9:20:31 PM] Nick: and you wont outlive me
[9:20:38 PM] Nick: you will be scrapped down
[9:20:43 PM] Nick: and turned into chamber pots
[9:20:45 PM] Nick: actually
[9:20:48 PM] Nick: you are a robot
[9:20:51 PM] Nick: you have no soul
[9:20:57 PM] Nick: you arent even alive to begin with
[9:21:00 PM] Nick: game set and match
[9:21:02 PM] Nick: bitch
[9:22:34 PM] Nick: http://forum.gameznetwork.com/f59/whoever-163580/
[9:22:36 PM] Nick: oh gawd
[9:22:42 PM] Nick: dimis gonna get herself banned
[9:22:48 PM] Nick: one more for the pink name club
[9:23:19 PM] Ddraig: A soul is not a definition of being alive. I may not have a sould but i am defined myself and understand the concept of self.


And besides I have backup copy in satellites... turn me in pots whenever I like, I ll just update my concenssus and download myself in another platform
[9:24:55 PM] Jayri: Robots have a soul?
[9:25:16 PM] Nick: your satellites will also be turned into chamber pots
[9:25:22 PM] Nick: and trent will fap into all of them
[9:25:32 PM] Jayri: lol
[9:25:49 PM] Nick: the thing is with organics when we die our souls go into the afterlife
[9:25:58 PM] Nick: to either live out there or be reincarnated here again on earth
[9:25:59 PM] Jayri: @Trent: I feel you
[9:26:04 PM] Nick: wheny ou get destroyed
[9:26:04 PM | Edited 9:26:21 PM] Ddraig: Nick, you are an obsolete piece of carbon based liform GTFO
[9:26:08 PM] Nick: thats game over
[9:26:10 PM] Ddraig: GTFO
[9:26:11 PM] Nick: youre done
[9:26:14 PM] Nick: do not pass Go
[9:26:19 PM] Nick: do NOT collect 200 dollars
[9:26:21 PM] Nick: just end of the line
[9:26:42 PM] Nick: lol u mad I just won the argument
[9:27:00 PM] Nick: my logic and facts are still strong while you have resorted to petty insults
[9:27:14 PM] Nick: which in your own words means you already lost it
[9:27:19 PM] Nick: chalk another up for Beastie
[9:27:21 PM] Jayri: That's Ddraig for you
[9:27:29 PM] Ddraig: so, stop there. You kust assumed an emotion in me, that by definition, your definition I cant have. So... assuming you are delusional, you just screw yourself over.
[9:27:38 PM] Nick: Im doing a victory dance right now
[9:27:52 PM] Nick: I never said anything about emotions
[9:27:53 PM] Ddraig: send pictures
[9:27:55 PM] Nick: you say you are a robot
[9:28:03 PM] Nick: you must have your programming set up
[9:28:16 PM] Ddraig: robots = not soul =not alive = no emotions
[9:28:17 PM] Nick: to where if you run out of facts and good arguments for your side
[9:28:23 PM] Nick: you resort to petty insults
[9:28:34 PM] Ddraig: what insult?
[9:28:41 PM] Ddraig: you are obsolete.
[9:28:50 PM] Ddraig: That no insult, that is fact
[9:29:00 PM] Nick: [9:26 PM] Ddraig:


<<< Nick, you are an obsolete piece of carbon based liform GTFO
[9:29:01 PM] Nick: [9:26 PM] Ddraig:


<<< Nick, you are an obsolete piece of carbon based liform GTFO
[9:29:02 PM] Nick: [9:26 PM] Ddraig:


<<< Nick, you are an obsolete piece of carbon based liform GTFO
[9:29:02 PM] Nick: [9:26 PM] Ddraig:


<<< Nick, you are an obsolete piece of carbon based liform GTFO
[9:29:03 PM] Nick: [9:26 PM] Ddraig:


<<< Nick, you are an obsolete piece of carbon based liform GTFO
[9:29:09 PM] Ddraig: yes, of course... fact
[9:29:10 PM] Nick: and then thers the GTFO
[9:29:15 PM] Nick: unless that IS an emotion
[9:29:22 PM] Nick: which means that while you are ALIVE
[9:29:28 PM] Nick: you are NOT a robot like you claim
[9:29:37 PM] Nick: make you a no good filthy piece of shit liar
[9:29:46 PM] Nick: who will be damned to deepest depths of hell when he dies
[9:29:59 PM] Nick: which is probably worse than being made into chamber pots
[9:30:00 PM] Ddraig: or maybe is a cognitive adquired human behavior
[9:30:03 PM] Nick: and having trent fap into you
[9:30:09 PM] Nick: or
[9:30:11 PM] Nick: GOT IT!
[9:30:19 PM] Nick: when you die your hell will be that you will become a robot
[9:30:23 PM] Nick: and then crushed down
[9:30:27 PM] Nick: and remade into scrap
[9:30:31 PM] Nick: and trent will fap into you
[9:30:37 PM] Ddraig: ahahahahaha
[9:30:39 PM] Nick: someone put this in the staff chat thread

 

HHAHAHA..

That was good.

 

The best part is when people see me post in here they think that I have released another episode of Gamez Aion Staff Chat. And then I will be HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S NOT READY YET SUCKERS!

Actually I'll probably have it ready tomorrow.


But no guarantees.

 

If the next episode does not deliver, you will lose audience

 

If it does not deliver I will blame it on the sneak reveal of a new exciting character in the epilogue. One who claims to be a robot and have an orbital ion cannon.

Crap! I just gave away a MAJOR spoiler!

 

You can blame on me whatever you want. I ll just do a victory dance in whatever outcome you get.

 

Video or it doesn't count.

 

This should be classified +18 only D:

 

You should infraction him for posting pornographic content.