First Person Tintan Fall

This is why everyone missed you

 

And here I thought they just wanted to get in bed with me.

Trololo

 

The Living Tribunal, the cosmic authority of this universe, who by the way also has voice in the multiverse politics, rejected the council decision. And has, by cosmic decree that the ships with the heads of the Black Ops Corps to be destroyed, and their crew disintegrated. You are now by Universal law declared as a convict, on this universe and 26 more, including the Cancerverse, and the Underverse, thus replacing the label of "You Suck" for the label "Hereby this individual of the Universe 635 is from now on until eternity, the biggest suck ever".

The Archive Universe Archiverse has labeled so in the Foundation Stones, indestructible dating from the time before time itself.

 

The Afterlife Tribanal, the SUPREME Cosmic authority of the Universe that makes your stupid Living Tribunal look like a bunch a of little kids playing at recess as determined your stupid Living Tribunal to be full of shit and all their decisions regarding this matter null and void. Furthermore all my Warships are not only valid and legal but are also due to receive the ultimate state of the art top of the line upgrades which includes a harem of sexxay cat girls for all the crew. The crewmembers also receive immediate promotions.

Furthermore you are hereby declared Ultimate Dumbass in every Universe known to existence, and the ultimate evil fool to every religion known in existence. You are stripped of all lands, titles, and powers, all your ships destroyed, and all your mechs and gundams crushed into cans for storing beans. Furthermore you are also declared the SUPREME Suck that Sucks far more than everyone and everything else combined to everyone and everything in every universe.

This has all been permanently mentally transcribed the minds of all livings things both great and small, from microscopic bacteria to the great and powerful cosmic entities of the Q continium.

 

pm me ur ign name i'll add u up,lets play titan fall.!!! :devil:

 

Look Beastie, You suck. Period.

 

I Am Awesome

 

You suck so much you cant even make a c ounterstory to my c ounterstory Because you suckHaha you suckIn your face Also you suck You smell bad too But mostly you suck

 

Tintan fall, for a moment I thought it said 'Tim Tams' fall.

 

Actually I did think of a counter story, but was so grand and epic that this forums would have collapsed in itself in a singularity, it could have damaged the quantum foam of the reality itself. So while thinking that, and considering the catastrophic consequences of my actions if was to be. I realized that the truth does not requires a grand story.

So in short, you suck Beastie, so hard that, I wouldn't endanger the whole existence to prove it. I mean, not even I would endanger the reality as we know it, just to say you suck, which you do clearly.

 

In the end you both suck, you might as well just continue to suck each other off.

 

What you just posted is one of the most insanely I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. It was also full of lies and bullshit. Normally I would give you a shovel for your shit but in this case your shit merged with the suck to create the greatest threat the universe has ever known. Your Suck merged with your shit has combined and spread. Entire Worlds are ruined now and billions, nay trillions dead.

I have dispatched my warships that have the bodies of your stupid black ops council to contain the shit filled suck you have spewed out from sucky excuse of a mouth. Unfortunately they are damage control at most and are ordered to use a "Scorched Earth" policy. All the people on those worlds are lost as my ships are now using orbital bombardments in an effort to contain the universe wide devastation and give the poor souls trapped in your shit filled suck, quick merciful deaths of being vaporized by turbolaser cannons and plasma launchers.

Some areas are so bad that I couldn't even send my ships as your shit filled suck has destroyed the entire systems and will immediately doom anything in the area. Because of this I had to devote a good majority of my resources to taking over a remote planet and creating a special superweapon that can fire DeathStarLasers and BlackHole Emitters through hyperspace in order to safely contain this greatest catastrophe of all time. And after this is all done this superweapon will have to be destroyed in order to ensure that it will not fall into the wrong hands and cause even greater destruction before the universe even has time to heal.

I can only imagine what effect the mass extinctions and loss of life will have on the universe for the years to come and can only look on in sadness as parallel universes are completely destroyed by your shit filled suck. I award you NEGATIVE infinite billion points and would be lying if I said that I hope God will have mercy on your soul as I can't see how ANYONE would forgive you for all the suffering and death you have just caused.

That's not even the worst. My warship crews who would normally follow me to hell and back have expressed extreme concern at the dangers they are placed in and thus I have rewarded them with extra complements of sexxay cat girls. However I have only a limited supply of sexxay cat girls and am running out. I'M RUNNING OUT OF SEXXAY CAT GIRLS and it's all your fault due to how much you suck.

Everything I said to Ddraig also applies to you.

 

You must be lonely to come up with such imaginative garbage, i just wish i could see things from your point of view beastie but i can't get my head far enough up my own ass.

 

(Eres un magnifico hijo de puta)


You know. If I ever created such a catastrophe, with all those trillion of deaths and inconceivable worlds headed to perdition, I would be damn proud of it.

But still that lousy damage control will only earn you a sucking title as grand as mine, I mean, you the protector and savior of the universe allowing the death of trillions? There will be some good accountability for you. I'll go down in history as the worst of all, but it'll be good in the end because your ineptitude will be put in light.

Seriously, what class of super sucker allows that THE SEXXAY CAT GIRL SUPPLY RUN SHORT???!!! WHO IN THIS WHOLE UNIVERSE ALLOWS THAT??!!! YOU!!!

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@Natashcra:

GTFO!

 

ZOMG! SOME ASSHOLE IS INSULTING ME ON THE INTERNET WITH MEAN POSTS AND VICIOUS INSULTS! I'M SO MAD AND OFFENDED!

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously though, there's a difference between harmless trolling, and being a dumbass. Wanna guess which one you are?

If you haven't figured it out it's number 2.

Also I've been in the thick of flame wars in the Pissing Each Other Off section of Zoklet, and you can't even come CLOSE to the stuff they throw around over there.

Either step up your game or GTFO.

I never proclaimed myself savior of the universe. I'm just some guy with a awsim combat skills and a fleet of warships who wants to spend time with my sexxay cat girls. But then your suck fucked everything over so I very selflessly devoted my time and resources to help save the day. Unfortunately I can only do so much due to how much you suck.

Oh and in the meantime I got some more sexxay cat girls so we're good to go on that front.


Also you suck


In a related matter if Lucent thought our initial "You suck" "No suck" arguments were equivalent to Jaegers fighting Kaiju then I wonder what he'll think of these new arguments.

 

Omgah your criticism and opinions has hurt my feelings +10 suck points to you, and please don't mention Zoklet here again.

Oh god i just did.

 

We simply threatened the fabric of reality now. I do not think there is anything he can come up with about this. He most likely suffered a lobotomy trying to grasp such awesome suckness war.


In any case, you suck even more. The "common' star citizen can only become so by taking under his direct responsibility the safeguard of the galaxy. So you just took the duty and now you have to live with it and the blame that will come cause you suck and trillion died, and for some minutes/hours/days there were no sexxay catgirls. That alone will put you in the fire of the Eclipse flagship.

And since I reached a whole new level of suckness, according to you, because the universe knows I am not; then I will become something that cannot be corrupted or bough, a legend Mr. Beastie. Because I am not the suckness the Universe requires, but the one it deserves. But is not the case, because obviously you suck more.

 

Actually its about the same, you guys are still Kaiju and Jaeger, Beast and Robot

just now you guys are making a lot more threatening motions, using new technological advancements, or new evolutions

 

U two would kill each other if u guy were put in the same room

 

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Now what are you gonna do tough guy.

The universe knows you DO suck but you are right about being a legend. Your legend is one of suckiness of how much you suck. You are the legendary sucky person who sucks. Because you suck more than anything or anyone ever has and ever will of all time in all universes and in all heavens, hells, and other afterlives and alternate dimensions.

Also I never ran out of sexxay cat girls, I merely ran low but everyone always had the ample amount of sexxay cat girls and now there is a surplus. Because of your fuckup you hereby are given an extra infinite billion suck points because you suck.

Also SEXXAY CAT GIRLS FOR EVERYONE!

No we wouldn't. We'd do best friend stuff. Like bang sexxay cat girls.