Post your real photos!!! (Not Fake please)

Lol you must have been afk during my entire forum life XD.

 

I can be your friend.

 

you still require such humane things as friendships?

 

Nice delete my reply

 

was too sexy...all the pedos was goin craZy

 

Zamn ethan, too good

 

I had no idea that we had gained Venezuela freedom of speech.

 

We have reanimated the innocent [strike]citizens[/strike] posts.
i'm funny, yeah

 

Ok.

I wont scream to the NSA you have oil then.

 

It's a normal size mace bro. Unlike you I don't have a tiny penis and don't have to overcompensate by using ridiculously large weapons.

They're nice to have, especially when going on dangerous missions. You can just think of them as the no name background guys, like the Redshirt guys on Star Trek who go on the dangerous away missions with the Captain and Spock and always end up dying.

You still haven't responded to my offer to be your friend. I can be a very good friend and we can do lots of friend stuff. Like we can play video games and watch movies and T.V and we can go to bars and nightclubs and be each others wing man and help set each other up with the sexxay ladies there, or we can just sit back and drink beer while watching the sports events. It will be a lot of fun and I was just joking about that stuff above with thinking of my friends as the red shirt guys in Star Trek who always die.

 

It is truly alluring that offer of yours but I'm afraid I'll have to say no because you were utterly transparent with that excuse right there and I find that kind of death unappealing. I'm sorry.

 

But I was just joking about that horrible death thing. At least do the trial period. It'll be fun. I'm about to go fight a dragon, you can come with me and see all the cool things I do when I'm not messing around here.

 

So you don't deny that monster turned you into a mushy mess. Why bring penis's into the conversation though? I'm like you I like to talk about them as much as the next gay dude but come on your like on weak mode today.

 

You're trying to hard with your trolling dude, but it's K. We all have to start somewhere.

 

Do I sense? FLAME WAR???
I miss what it feels like, and recieving Infractions..... :lol:

 

The flames are gone. It became slightly heated between ol vesiinabox up there and an AM but then Razor came along, cleaned the thread, and then restored the nonflamey posts. Beautifully handled. In fact if I could I would post a pic or gif of Chuck Norris giving the thumbs up or some other pic or gif to show my approval, but alas I am at work on my phone ATM and as such the picture or animated gif shall have to wait.

I do have a complaint about Razor though. He will not be my friend. I even had a bunch of friend things planned that we could do, but he refused and it felt like a knife in my heart. Fortunately I have a healing factor and the wound quickly healed. I am still sad though.

I forgot to mention this earlier, but your grammar is horrible. When you said "I'm like you", you did not use a period like you should have. And then you did not use a comma after you said "dude". And finally you used the possessive form of your and not the contraction form of you are. In you situation, you should have used an apostrophe so it would be you're. Alternatively you can put apostrophes everywhere but an apostrophe has to be there somewhere. I personally prefer to use y'o'u'r'e. I't's ok though, y'o'u'r'e just learning and with training and practice you'll improve.


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Go hunt some dragons. It always help on the mood to hunt some dragons.

 

Replies twice to one of my posts, but is saying that I am trying to hard...
Still hasnt addressed the original question...
Oh and grammar is irrelevant...cus i just dont fuckin care .

 

Ddraig is the only one who's relevant here

 

I hunted most of the dragons in my area. They are almost extinct around here.

And which original question would that be? Let's have a recap.

Omegaweapon posts some fantasy pic and then you go all ragey insulty at him.

Flames start and I try to quell the flames by going back on topic and posting a picture of myself after a vicious battle. You get all flamey insulty at me and I post the other picture with me using the mace and fighting the monster.

Your flames with Omegaweapon continue then Razor comes in and expertly cleans the thread and restores the nonflamey posts. He then expresses his disappointment in you and your failings and declares that you are no longer his friend. To fill the void in his life I offer to be his friend. He then cruelly turns me down and will not be my friend. I am originally devastated but recover.

Then you get all insulty at my new pic and call my mace puny even though it is a normal size mace and specifically crafted to fight that monster. You then say that I must have been turned into a mushy mess but have failed to realize that if that happened, then I would be unable to post here as death by being turned into a mushy mess by a big monster like that will cause some slight difficulties in using a computer.

I then post and say the mace was normal size and that unlike you I do not have a small penis and need to overcompensate with ridiculous oversize weapons that will just slow you down and tire you out.

You then post again with "Why bring penis's into the conversation though? I'm like you I like to talk about them as much as the next gay dude but come on your like on weak mode today."

The insult you intended was to imply that I was gay (begin sarcasm) which is a very original insult and no one has ever insulted a straight person by saying they were gay and preferred to have sex with people of the same gender. That was very well thought and has never been done before. You are very clever and are a master.(end sarcasm)

However when you posted "I'm like you I like to talk about them as much as the next gay dude." You also pretty much stated that you were gay as well so during your attempted slam on me, you failed horribly. Unless you really are gay, which is fine, but you also horribly failed in that most gay people are above having to resort to calling straight people gay in an attempt to insult them during a verbal dispute or debate.

As for the effort. Studies have shown that people do best when try to put in about 90% effort. That is because when you go at what you think is 90% effort, your body is more relaxed and you don't worry about the pressure or "psyching yourself out" so to speak. That is also the amount of effort I put into all my posts. You have been trying too hard in that you are attempting to put way over 100% effort into your posts. I do admire your commitment but you really need to relax. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, meditate a bit, and let the trolling flow naturally. I know it's hard to find just the right amount of effort to use but with hard work and dedication you can do it. You have good natural skill, but you lack refinement, and that is where I would like to help us. As such I have written a letter of recommendation for you to the Dean of Troll University, which is the most prestigious center of higher education for trolling in the World. You will have a long road ahead but I have faith in you if you are willing to make the commitment.

One of these commitments is proper grammar and you should care greatly about it. For without proper grammar, then we are no better than monkeys that throw their poop at each other. Is that what you want? To be at the same level of a poop throwing monkey? I don't think so, but I could be incorrect on this and if that is what you wish then is fine by me and I will rescind my letter of recommendation that I sent to the Dean of Troll University and wish you the best of luck on your own endeavors.


Also you will probably bring up that it took me a long time to make this post as you posted hours ago. As for that I was at work and am only able to make brief posts from time to time on my phone. You see, the crazy thing about being at work is that they actually expect you to do actual work stuff every now and then. Yes I know that it's extremely asinine, but hey, what can you do? Now I fear that I have gone on quite a bit and do not want this to get way off topic so to get this thread back on topic I will now post another picture of me as per the original intent of this thread.



Whoops! That's not me! That's a sexxay cat girl! Sorry about that, my bad, even though I'm sure many of you did enjoy seeing the sexxay cat girl. But let's get back on track and get an actual pic of me. There we go! That's me, cool armored guy fighting the monsters.



And here's another sexxay cat girl because sexxay cat girls make everything better.