I just started my own company

It makes landmines shaped like prayer mats.


















Prophets are going to go through the roof.








Ya there's no interesting hidden text here, you're just wasting your time. Seriously stop reading this. There is nothing worthwhile here. Just stop. Go check a different thread, the joke is done now. You're getting annoying now go away. Check out other treads. Play a game. Another crazy idea. Check out what this "outside" thing is all about. I'm about to. I'm gonna cook some eggs, and eat them while reading a book out by the pool. It's a nice day and maybe I'll take the dogs for a walk later. Wait are you actually still reading this? Especially when I told you not to? Trying to be a bit defiant are we? Hate being told to do stuff? Well there's actually a doctors disorder for that. They call it "defiant disorder" or some crap. But everyone knows that's all bullshit and the truth is you're just an asshole. But don't feel bad about that. Everyone is an asshole. You, your friends, your parents, your neighbors, my friends, my neighbors, and even me. Everyone in the world is an asshole, so just get over it and stop reading this.

Seriously, I'm done. I'm leaving now. Stop reading. I'm walking away. Still walking. Just go do something else. Yeppers I'm done. And I'm now I'm walking slightly faster. And now I'm running because there's a dragon attacking the town and I have to go fight it. Now stop reading this there is nothing else interesting here.


huehuehue

 

cut your dick off

 

poor beasty!!

 

I think is a good idea honestly.
Or if it cant be an explosive land mine, it can work as a pinpoint for guided missiles or auto aimed artillery rounds.
its applications are feasible.

Like the sword cannon (a cannon that fires swords).

 

You laugh like a mexican

 

I appreciate your input and I assure that the cutting one's dick off business strategy has been covered in my business classes along with its advantages and disadvantages. In your area cutting one's dick off may be very advantageous to his business however my business associates have studied the strategy along with market research and have advised that I leave my dick intact.

I see you do have a good eye for business however and as such would love to interview you for a possible position in my company. I will also send an autographed prayer mat landmine as a token of my thanks for you taking the time to try and help me with my new business.

The sword cannon is currently being designed by R&D. They are also working on a cannon sword which is a sword that fires cannon shots. It can also cut and stab like a normal sword.

 

do u have the armstrong canon of gintama at your warehouse beastie xD

 

Yes, but consider its applications as a guided artillery system. You link it to the prayer mats and let the good times begins in a Storm of Swords.

The sword that fire cannons... revolutionary.

 

Stop Beastie, this is the kind of thread I would make. You don't want to go down that path

 

Oh no

 

Beastie went down that path long ago Lucent. However, I would advise refraining from things which could seem religiously offensive.......

 

She lives ! :O

 

Who said I was alive? Perhaps I am a zombie?

 

I'll just stick to the landmine prayer mats for now. And the sword cannon I have big plans for. One day armies will go back to using swords instead of guns. Swords that fire cannon shells.

Dude, I have not only been down that path, but I created it by hacking through the thick undergrowth with my flaming kaiju fang sword. I've created the path, been down it and back, gone around the block, destroyed the block during a battle with a kaiju, and then came back to enjoy some cheese and blackberry wine before going down that path again only this time going to the left at the fork instead of right and then maybe circling back around.

Oh yes

Says the creepy girl who is obsessed with some "goddess" and continually has creepy and crazy rituals and sacrifices for said "goddess".

Also your face is religiously offensive. Well, maybe not. Truth be told I have never seen your face or any other parts of your body so I really can't make that call. Though according to Sir Joey, you are very beautiful and he fantasizes about you all the time.

Puddles is more undead like a vampire or zombie then she is "alive" per say.


So anyone want to order a land mine prayer mat? Only $29.95 and for the next 30 minutes I'm doing a buy one get one half off offer and free shipping.

 

I was more or less meaning that I'm usually the one making dumb pun threads that would be better off told as a joke to someone, rather than made as a thread

Dimi gets so mad at me for making any thread that could've been said to someone privately without wasting forum space :c

 

I am currently representing carl in a real estate deal with Donald Trump to expand the forums. Once it is finished there will be an unlimited amount of forum space so we don't have to bother with sending messages privately through the pm system when we can just make a new thread about what it is we want to say.

Some space may need to be rezoned from the trade sections, but who cares about trades when you can have silly troll threads, spam, and lame puns?

 

Well, the goddess does hold sway with me. Seeing as how my life has been rendered insignificant in proportion to the amount of souls I have to tend to on a daily basis. Sacrifices? Those never have happened. If they did I am sure she would be quite perturbed with me at some point in time. Which is something we wish to avoid so that slaughter does not ensue.

Yes I am sad to say that I am not allowed in any form of catholic hall of gathering for my presumptuous assumption that telling someone they were full of bull crap for a story they were telling was bull crap.

I dislike blood. It scares me.

I used to get mad at people who wasted forum space too. Though, technically speaking forum posts don't take up tooooo much space they just clutter things and make them hard to find.

However! I am still somewhat pondering the reason behind this thread not being moved to Hot Spam as that is more or less what this thread is in the end.

 

I was thinking about it when he made the thread. I just wanted to see what the thread was going to be..

I suppose I'll move it now.

 

*Yep* *Nope* *shrug*

 

I'm calling bullshit about that blood and sacrifices stuff. You don't worship a goddess like that and tend to all the souls and crazy business without there being at least a little bit of blood and sacrifices involved. I've seen religions like that and I've seen what happens when those gods and goddesses don't get their sacrifices and then things really get ugly and you need more than a kaiju fang sword to set things right. One time I had to fend off an army of rabid vampires and ghouls while completing the spell to summon a massive beam of lightning that would just STUN the gods and goddesses involved so then I could have time to complete the summoning spell to summon some archmage allies and then I would have to do that stunning spell again only this time with fire so those archmages could summon Odin, Thor, Tyr, Ares, Apollo, Zeus, and various nature spirits and dragons to come and help save the day.

I got a few new scars that day, and took a nice well deserved vacation to Nepal after that fiasco was cleaned up.

Also Joey is too nervous to tell you this himself, but he is wanting to take you out to dinner some time. It doesn't have to be anything too extravagant, just a nice restaurant, maybe a movie, or a cemetery, or perhaps an old creepy house that is said to be haunted by evil spirits. Just whatever you feel like. He's a nice guy and you should at least give him the chance. At least think about it.

I put it in GD because I wanted to generally discuss my company and perhaps get feedback about the mats and some possible ideas for new product, but once again the nabs here are very immature and can't take it seriously and thus have to derail my very serious thread with spam, troll posts, and all around stupid stuff.

Well Beastie, this is what you get when you try and get serious and start a mature conversation with the people of gamez, you should have known better.