I just started my own company

Good kitty.

 

He's not a kitty and if you read my post you would see that I had a very good and very serious for making the thread here.

 

Purrrrrrrrrr

 

Reported for purring.

 

wakawakawaka

 

Punish me more, pls.

 

You see. I am not the one to punish you......IIRC we are missing someone who uses large trout as a weapon. I only have the black death as mine. The trout was more powerful.......it even could beat the goddess I serve....

I wonder...who will be the first to remember the master of the trout.....

 

/me slaps Puddles around a bit with a large trout

 

/me Looks for Vil in all the corners of the world wide web for his immaculate trouting skills.

 

I love that /slap function. I even made a few custom commands for even more trouting and stuff.

 

As a prize for derailing my thread, I am sending you both, normal prayer mats. These are just normal prayer mats, and not the landmine ones. Heck you don't even need to use them for prayers. You can use them for stretching, yogo, lifting weights, laying on the floor if you came in from yard work or exercise and the shower is unavailable but you want to watch T.V but don't want to get the couch or carpet all messy with dirt and sweat, or even just put it outside the front door and use it as a welcome mat.

These are just normal mats I'm sending so just ignore the wires. They're just for show.

 

Ok everyone I have an update on the wedgie situation. I'm sure you spent all night(or day depending on where you live) wondering what I did to try and fix the situation and if it worked. As you know things were getting desperate and I was about to do Lucie's plan of peeing everywhere but I decided to try one last desperate maneuver before resorting to that. While I was talking I suddenly point out into the distance and yelled "HEY LOOK OVER THERE! IT'S A DISTRACTION!"

Everyone looked and while they were looking I quickly fixed my wedgie and the rest of the meeting went smoothly. Things went so well in fact that everyone decided to invest in my company! However that leads us to another problem. You see there were ten guys who all invested and I promised them each a 20% stake in the company, which leads to a total of 200% stake. And that does not include my other current investors.

So now I am in a pickle in that regards and have thus decided that my best bet would be to just run the company out of business so I wouldn't have to worry about the over 200% ownership of my company. I saw a movie about this happening only with Broadway plays and guy who played the original Willy Wonka was a main character in it. Even though their plans didn't quite work out perfectly I'm sure I can get away with it.

Then I'll make a new company and go back to selling my land mine prayer mats and only this time I'll be much more careful about how I get investors.

 

This thread is exelent. I have my balls red of fucking bitches, thx for the MJ picture..
Hahahah lol kisses from ARRRRRRRRRRRGENTINA snap that with your camara m.j. rest in peace. I like them +20.

now you can make a click on my signature and kiss my balls if you are +20

plus this is an exelent thread.

 

Aside from that, your sig needs to be ded..

 

I plan on changing the Mukoh Hadan sig to something else. Haven't decided yet. Maybe I'll make an epic animation based on my wonderful artwork I made for the facebook contests.

 

Speaking of which I need a new Sig when I get home

 

Neymar in the helicopter.