Ghostcrawler's First Nightmare

"Mommy, I don't want to go to bed," said little Ghostcrawler.

"What's wrong?" she replied.

"There are monsters out there. You know, guys holding swords, axes, and clubs. MELEE WEAPONS?" he sniffled.

"Just go to bed," said GC's mom.

GC was scared. He was terrified of the melee weapons. He believed that he would be killed by a melee weapon. After all, they took no skill. A man with a gun needed training to be able to use it well. A knife or club took no skill.

As GC closed his eyes, he heard a loud noise. He opened them and released that he was no longer in his bed. GC looked around and saw that he was in a strange new location.

"WELCOME TO SUMMONER's RIFT!" a voice in the air boomed.
GC looked down at himself and realized that he was carrying a bow. A suitable ranged weapon that took lots of skill.

"At least I'll be able to defend myself without using a brain dead melee weapon," GC thought to himself." Suddenly, something burst out of a bush near GC. It was a enormous, purple monster. It held a large cleaver.

"MELEE SCUM!" screamed GC. He fired off a barrage of arrows at the creature. The cleaver wielding monster shrugged it off and ran toward GC.

"ADC is going down!" the creature yelled. GC screamed as the creature shoved the cleaver up GC's ass.

"NO skill!!!! f09o3yry290rh92o0rghojhluj!" GC cried as he died.

 

And that's the story of how Mundo got fed.

Also nice copypasta.

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=4801894

 

I'm guessing Ghostcrawler works for Riot now? This thread confused the fuck out of me when I first saw it

 

He got fired from Blizzard and now works for Rito.

Also I never said that this was an original Beastie story.

This thread has some more info on the matter to those of you who actually give a shit.

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=4801581

 

Ah, the kind of explanation I'd expect from ghostcrawler.

I was legitimately sad when he left Blizzard because he has always been one of the most open developers to not only taking (undeserved) flak and turning it around, but also simply explaining what's going on, what direction the developers are taking and why. People liked to blame him for things, but at least everyone was informed. If only Gamez had a ghostcrawler

 

We did. His name was RyanG AKA Cakebaker. huehuehue

 

but rg9400 was never a part of staff

 

He was unofficial. His job was "scapegoat"