To the staffies trying to learn how to do a backflip off your bed

If I come with my alter ego does it count as a friend so do we still get the free month?

 

Can your alter ego inhabit a separate body?

 

I mean no since it's my alter ego it's practically me but a different person D:

 

Not unless you also have 2 forms of legit photo identification for each identity

 

So you basically just want two pictures of me >.>

 

No, I need two forms of legitimate photo ID. Basically ID cards that have the little one inch by one inch photo that people taking always try to make you look bad in, such as a passport or a driver's license.

If I just wanted pictures of you, I would ask for nudes and I would require a lot more than two, but I just need the photo id's in order to qualify you for the discount.

The nudes will get you lifetime classes completely free. trololo

 

I look cute on my ID card picture, sorreh it's just you that looks bad in them c:

 

Bout to buss it right open bc of dit bruh

 

The question is, will it blend?

 

What the hell kind of thread did I just read

 

there are so many good pics in my reaction images folder idk what to tell you

 

The fact that you have a reaction images folder explains everything.

 

I never said I look bad, but that the assholes taking the pictures always TRY to make you look bad. Probably just an attempt to make sure you drive safely and don't get pulled over and then have to show your license to the police officer. Well the jokes on them, because every time the police try to pull me over, I just drop an oil slick and a smoke screen, and make my getaway while they're blindly sliding all over the road. And then when a 25 car pileup is the result, everyone has their minds on that and no one cares about the little car that was going a few miles over the speed limit.

Dude, this is a Beastie thread. Why are you so surprised?

My main concern is why you have a special reaction images folder to begin with.