So during the Christmas Holidays my nephew had a christmas play

but due to concerns about being "offensive" and politically correct and all that it wasn't a Christmas play but a bunch of songs from the 1920's to 1940's and after it was over he asked us all what our favorite songs were.

And then he came to me

My nephew "What was your favorite song uncle Beastie?"

Me : "I don't know. I had a lot I liked."

My nephew : "Which ones"

Me "The ones I was listening to on my Ipod."

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What a good uncle you are Nick.. can I start calling you Uncle Beastie? :^)

 

No, because you just want to be my nephew so you can be next of kin so if I die you inherit all my stuff and then you can say that you got your vast riches from a "wealthy uncle" who died and left you everything.

 

Nick please.

 

Please what? You need to convey details on what you want.

 

Ankle Beastie :^)

 

I laughed.

That was a pretty good read. Would recommend.

 

Ye but would you actually leave me anything? No.

 

And knowing that, you would try to sneak into my house during the funeral to take all my stuff and moniez while everyone else is busy.

But your plan is foiled before it even got off the ground. For I do not intend to die. I don't really intend to live forever either. Just with a good diet and exercise along with advances in science and medicine I hope to live to be at least 150. And even then I don't intend to die. I'm just going to hand off all my things and then intensely meditate nonstop until my physical body disappears and my soul leaves this plane to move onto the next life like what happens to some masters of kung fu and buddhism.

Such as that turtle in Kung Fu Panda.