Whenever I take a piss

I like to flush the toilet while I'm still going and try to beat the flush. So far I've succeeded in doing it about 90% of the time. The 10% I miss the toilet entirely, but some of it goes into the sink so it all works out.

 

Make it harder and close your eyes while you do it, start peeing when you hear the flush.
profit.

 

Race against time ?

 

But ... why?

 

Improvement of mankind of course.

 

Efficiency. Less time spent flushing the toilet after you are done if you do it while you're peeing still.

 

I dont even think about these kinds of things is there something wrong with me?

 

Indeed, you have issues. This should be in at least the top 20 things a person must keep in consideration at daily basis.

 

You could flush it once every 5-10times you go.....less sound and chance of waking up roommates/parents/etc

 

Note to self never go in Grrr's bathroom ever.

 

That is not sanitary. We are looking for a balance here between efficiency and cleanliness.

 

well you could try NOT pissing with your eyes closed and while you're getting a seizure...
if you want max efficiency and cleanliness = piss out the window.

 

Use an porta potty XD no flushing and you dont have to clean the shit someone else does it for u :O

 

Pee in your pants!

Do not forget the pampers... :^)

 

Good idea!

 

One day because of brave men like Beastie, all mankind will have evolved to be able to evacuate their bladders so efficiently and so fast that it will also serve as a high pressure water cleaner, saving us water, energy and time. God speed.

 

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