REALLY nothing important. Don't read this.

Well guys, I don't really know where to start with this one. Life has been very depressing lately. I'm sad, alone, and no one loves me (not even my parents). I've been gaining weight, becoming gross and dirty like a neckbeard. Really it's just really really bad for my health. I drink 4 to 6 cans of Mountain Dew a day, 2 to 4 bags of Doritos, and that's basically the extent of my diet. I don't each much else. Recently I tried to get a job, they said I was hired but my drug test results came back positive (I been smokin' a lot of weed lately). All I do is play Aion, browse reddit/4chan, play LoL and masturbate. That's really what my life has come to. Do you think I can keep on living like that?

So today, I decided that it was best to cut one of those things out of my life. That is.. Aion. I'm quitting Aion as of today. I don't know how long they will keep me on staff as an inactive member but it will probably be a few months before they decide to remove me, so don't PM me if you need something. Aion has become a cancerous mole on the neck of my life. I play so much that I have dreams about Aion, my LIFE is Aion right now. The other day I almost tried to use Ferocious Chop+Tendon Slice on someone in real life with my foam spear (sorry greatsword lovers). Luckily I can't jump that high or I might have really done it.

With this, I am giving away my account, or at least all the items on it. Post here in the thread with "Trent is an awesome person" and a personal message to me to help my self-esteem problems.
-Arbiter Plate Set (Shedim GM Costume Remodel) (Attack/crit build)
-Arbiter Plate Set (Bolero Garb Remodel) (Full MR build)
-Lethal Elite Arbiter's Spear (Yamennes' Remodel) 10% Silence
-Arbiter's Spear (Luminasiel Remodel) 2% Para
-Furious Longtooth Greatsword (Tahabata's Remodel) 10% Blind
-Discordant +5 Accessories (both magic and physical)
-WoC2 (Silona Lord's Pinions remodel)
-+7 Asmo attack plume, +6 asmo magic plume, +6 elyos attack plume
-4k+ of each scroll
-2k Superior Recovery Potion + Serum
-3k Greater Healing Potions
-1k 4k DP Jellies
-1k Crit/acc food
-55 million AP on Badiator to spend however the hell you want.
-500million kinah and 72 hours in the online time exchange
-Thousands of crafting mats
-Various Shepherd sets and weapons on other classes
-Various costume remodels and plate/leather sets
-[Event] Sunflower Headband (best shit on the planet right here)
-All my names (Badiator, Vaz, Diffusion, Chalk, Fortissimo, Sagashiteru, Quip - Dementa from my GM account and Malfested on Lumiel)
-Full rights to the legion <Omnipotence> on asmodian side. Do whatever the hell you want. It was a shitty name anyway.
-60ms ping on good days when you're not downloading anything.
-Pro skills if you decide to become exactly like me.

I guess now I should start saying the goodbyes to specific people.. Even though you all really made me feel like poop and really I don't want to type this.

@Puddles Thanks for being an awesome HGM and such. Love ya.

@Ayaria @LordCurlyFry You two are an awesome duo. Best S.AM duo evar (even tho people hate Brai lol)

@lisveth I won't really say anything special here, but of course you get your own mention.. <: for reasons.

@Frix I love u bb

@Davidkht You're welcome for that anuhart set and taha shield fgt

@dacoxxx I love you ALMOST as much as I love Frix

@QueenSydney weak ass songweaver

@Dimitra I don't even know what to say to you weak Greek woman. Everyone knows I hate the Greeks, sorry LIZZ.

@regiix3 You're still a bit too young, sorry.

@Purell You were a pretty cool leader when I was in Touch Me. You made me a better cleric and we had some fun PvP. Take care, brother.

@Bernkastel Alex I really need a cheesecake right about now but I'm afraid I will become even more obese.

@Glory god I just really hate songweavers.

@Cherro No homo, bro. I love you.

@Bordy Good luck makin' that comeback without me.

@BeastiesDecoyAccount Best storyteller in all of gamez, really. Your long spammy posts were more annoying than anything yet somehow entertaining.

@Momo @Grrr Sieg heil.

@Razor Hacker proctor orb custodian accessories sir

@Dan you are not seeing the damage he has given me? is why and other things that the server gamez this failing ... and the server is Siel and his name is ... Alienware that his address also? please HACKER the server is fucking

@Kessiie You asked for it.

@Cheyenne Good luck with the extra mouth to feed :^)

@Shiinonn Worst mod ever really.

@Marz I really really really do not like you and I never will.

@Sam Don't eat me or my foods pls

@'-TrustSony-' love you oreo

@Illusions Pick up for my slack after I'm gone pls

@Stark Got a good taste in anime, and you're a good temp. I'll miss ya.

@Merkalina I'm not really sure I should have googled "Bikini Sports Ponchin" but really I don't think it was a good idea.

And to all my nice legionmates: @ThatsTooBad @CoMmAnD @Ellym @Alexmaxx @Emita @Vember @Witch @Starstruck and whoever the hell else is in <Deja Vu> I love you guys too.

@Anyone else I didn't mention, it's because my brain has become half retarded over the past five years and I forgot to mention you. Either that or because I don't love you enough to remember your name in the first place. Also the fact that trying to tag more people is getting annoying as I have to scroll all the way down to tag them every single damn time.

Don't even bother messaging me on skype either, I probabaly won't answer unless it is really important or unless I really like you.
Oh, and happy april fools noobs.
Peace. For anyone that actually read this far down.

Yes everyone, Happy April fools (^:

 

I cri evrytiem.. Bye friend..

 

K WTF IS THIS?!

 

Love you too bb.

 

Nice april fools <3

 

!! TI WENK I

On a serious note, tho.
I choose those remodels, I really do.


Trent is an awesome person.. but can never be as awesome as me.

 

aw wheres my goodbye kiss??? this is so depressing :<

PS: i want you to leave for real... cuz you are bad at everything

 

He did tag u noob

 

Oh really? O_O let me check

EDIT: LOL he said weak sw D:

 

You guys are so meeeh

 

Though we've never really became that close in game i'll miss you, but i think you are totally doing the right thing.
it sounds like you need a change in life and yeah quitting aion will totally help that.
take care and remember real life always comes first!

 

Goodluck for New Direction .

 

I saw that.

 

awtsu i not like this such april!

 

?? O.O

Trent is that why you're leaving? You're gonna replace Zayn Malik in One Direction?

 

Oh I get it, cus Zayn left eh? Trent's going to replace him.

Edit: Damnit Dimi!

 

Probably. They're both hairy.

 

LOOOOOOOOOL

 

IF YOU LEAVE YOUR ACCOUNT THEN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE DIES WITH YOU. Dont give that shit away. and the fucks the matter with you. You're better than that. All i saw was some fucked up excuses. IF you say youre fat stop drinking and eating dorittos. I dont even know why you applied for a job if you smoke weed. Just stop smoking weed. Your parents don't love you? This was my mother, "Oh youre 21? Happy birthday! Now gtfo of my house" You dont need them. I know friends that have better lives as in cars bitches and a job they still went to the army/marines/airforce cause they were fucking depressed. So i suggest you do the same. But before you even do that I want you top atleast try on everything that i said. Work out stop eating fatty shit, Stop fucking smoking weed its not addictive and i dont even remember the last time i smoked, and ffs you say no one loves you but every single person in here in forum including me is actually a person, and we love you. You fucking moron. and for god sake just shave it. you have a neck beard? People have hair growing on the shafts of their penises. They just SHAVE IT. "The other day I almost tried to use Ferocious Chop+Tendon Slice on someone in real life with my foam spear (sorry greatsword lovers). Luckily I can't jump that high or I might have really done it." you fucking kidding me? why wouldnt you? that would be so awesome. If i get you drunk one of these days, you're so doing it. IF none of these actually work and you still have no job by the end of a month and a half, then go to the army. A lot of good and smart friends of mine done it because they felt like you as well.

 

K, this made my day.