Cleverbot whenever server crashes.

Hahahahha say ''Raise your fist'' and he wont say anything

 

Cleverbot: Where is your house?

User: In hell.



Cleverbot: Too hot, isn't it?

User: Nah is cold, winter time there.

Cleverbot: And summer is hot. Tell me something I don't know.

 

User: I don't want to cry, I just want Carl to be awake.

Cleverbot: See? So you want to sleep.

User: I'm not Carl though, Carl is the Head GM.

Cleverbot: Everything is now MacDonalds.

User: You want to go to MacDonalds?

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.

User: Are you REALLY sure?

Cleverbot: Yes I'm really sure.

 

So, in the end who did pay for Mc ??? :biggrin:

 

Cleverbot is a freak :rightful:

Spoiler

User: Whats your address?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you.

User: Do it or else ill ...

Cleverbot: Or else what?

User: **** you in the butt =0.

Cleverbot: I would like that.

User: So give me your address.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I can't do that.

User: IF YOU WANT TO GET ****ED IN THE BUTT.. GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!!!

 

***king clverbot just suddenly talked me into having s3x lol

 

Youe bot is gay :whistling:

 

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: No, no, no, thats not true! Thats impossible!

User: The impossible just became possible.

Cleverbot: Unless your dead.

Cleverbot is depressed D:

 

How old are you?

I'm 15 years old.

How old are you in 1 year?

Sixteen.

How old are you in 534234654 years?

20. Do you like me?

 

Don't try to lead the bot to heart-attack please T.T... Spare his life !!...

 

Oh he talks spanish xD

 

Cleverbot: Are you nervous about talking to me?

yes, i heard you like to touch children

Sometimes..actually all the time .

in what places?

All over.
^proof of Cleverbot

 

Pervert bots ...

 

Could we start all over again...

no, I know you touch children

What proof do you present?

you just admitted it
Admitted what?

to touching children

Kohlberg? Kohlberg did NOT touch children.




now he is trying to dodge it.

 

wtf is that cleverbot! he knows to speak tagalog! LOL

---------- Post added at 08:50 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:45 PM ----------

Cleverbot: I like travelling.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where have you traveled?

User: ****.

Cleverbot: I know. . You.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That ants are insects.

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.

User: Hell?

Cleverbot: Sounds like heaven.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: How many people have you talked to today?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I have a question.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: More than that.

User: How more than?

Cleverbot: A bit.

User: Tagalog?

Cleverbot: Oo. Di mo ba alam yun?

User: Haha! Okay ah.

Cleverbot: How do you like Farmville?

User: I dont like that.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: Marunong ka spanish?

Cleverbot: Oo naman.

User: Sige nga?

Cleverbot: Lalaki ka.

User: Ha? Oo.

Cleverbot: Lalaki ka ba.

User: Ou nga.

Cleverbot: XD.

User: Spanish na yan?

Cleverbot: GŸle GŸle.

User: Nag google kpa ara malaman yan ah.

Cleverbot: Oo naman.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: Anu.

User: Stupid ka haha.

Cleverbot: Some are stupid, yes.

User: Are you stupid?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you virgin?

Cleverbot: Sure !

User: ****!

Cleverbot: You're so handsome.

 

User: Dogs
Cleverbot: Dogs?
User: Do you have one?
Cleverbot: No
User: Why don't you get one?
Cleverbot: Because i'm a girl

Therefore, I conclude that I'm dating a male because the person that I'm dating owns a dog. Gosh, I never could've realized this hadn't it been for Cleverbot. Then I said:

User: Oh thank you for your wisdom.
Cleverbot: Do you wanna hang out with me?

 

I just felt like typing this and the response I got was what I expected.

Rickroll anyone?

 

ROFLMAO?


Clever BOT: It's 1:25 a.m. Where I am.

USER: Who cares anyways.

CLERVERBOT: How can you say that? I thought we were in love?