Update on my personal life: Sauron (Pics)

my brother handing me back my son before deploying T_T




me and my buddy (instagram pic)




yeah already over seas




Arab milk, tastes really good, these cows must be fed with non GMO crap.




Yeah I know I've gotten fat and old but thats life pals, later.

 

Wait why is your brother handing your son TO you when you're deploying? Last time I checked, young children weren't allowed in military installations or combat zones.

Shouldn't YOU be giving your son to your brother before you leave, or better yet your wife?


You nonMuricans and your nonMurican militaries are so weird.

MURICA!

O wait you are in the US military.

Crap even the Murican military has gotten strange.


Murica?

 

Lol your brother looks exactly like you. Great pics man!

 

Legit question, do they have camel milk there? And how is it compared to the normal ones

 

you know I still shadow your texts to see any hidden texts right?
I was on PTAE training and they brought me my son at departure date buddy.

lol thanks man! wish to see yours and ichi's son soon ^^

well I have no Idea if what I'm drinking is in fact camel milk because I can't read Arabic but its great milk man.

 

wow cool, Beastie where are the freedom pictures ser?

 

no idea how he deduced is cow milk lol...there are no cows i m 101% sure that s donkey milk! anyway milk is good

 

indeed milk is good, might test better than your grandma's powdered breast milk.

 

I'll post them after Rome posts one of him on a tank waving a sword around and yelling "BRING ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD!"

Maybe Ill even make my own caption and be like "Murica, we'll charge at you in tanks so we can hit you with swords."

















Like that one time in the Battle of Kwantago Plains where we assaulted an enemy position and I stop on a tank deflecting bullets and cutting up mortar fire with my sword as we charged the enemy positions. But that was just the distraction, as while we were charging in tanks and hitting people with swords, a special infiltration squad led by Lt. Sharpe snuck behind the enemy base and unleashed a vicious sneak attack by shooting everyone inside and yelling "SNEAK ATTACK!" and then they put a bomb in it and it blew up and those of us in the distraction attack badassfully walked away from the explosions and the photographer got some awesome photos of us walking from the explosion.

Command, however, was kind of pissed because when we walked away from the explosions we left all the million dollar tanks and other fancy equipment behind and it all got blown up and it didn't help when I pointed out that maybe the tanks were kind of sucky anyways if they were so easy to blow up, and that whole fiasco become a huge shit storm.

 

beast gtfo... whos Lt. Sharpe? lmao!
and about getting closer to the enemy to cut them with swords? I don't get those issued, I might have to ask my supply sgt to get me one.

 

It's a big army, you're not gonna know every individual in it dumdum.

Despite my constant lobbying swords aren't standard issue, and every time I try to find a general and make a presentation the MPs always give me some "This is a secure base and you're a civilian with no clearance now GTFO before we shoot you in the head bullshit. And then when I drew my sword they fucking fired at me! I of course deflected all the bullets to show them how great a sword is at defense but then they just kept bringing more guys in. Since I didn't want to slice up US soldiers, I had to run away but then the fuckers sent a fuckin camper snipe to try and snipe me. I threw down a smoke bomb and ruined that plan, but still the US army isn't too receptive to the idea of issuing swords.

You can bring your own in though and use that.

Or better yet defect to Britain, I might do that. There's a WW2 officer named Jack Churchhiill who did use a sword AND a longbow in battle and got confirmed kills with both of him. He was a badass and theres even a picture of him, jumping out of a landing craft leading soldiers, sword in hand. Britain seems cool about the swords thing so maybe Ill just Benedict Arnold over there and give them all the US secrets and help them invade Murica and when its taken over be all like BRITTIA!

Nah, I cant betray my country, thats treason but still, a lot of army people are dicks about issuing swords so just bring your own.

Or at least use a really really long knife. Everyone needs a knife.

 

Damn it Jose! You never get my name correct, ever!! 4 letters word man!! Keep it together! And that son won't be around anytime soon LOL!!
And you better come running your way to your adorable son when you get back! Oh dude, you better.

 

I'm so sorry I can't get your name right! try remembering 169 last names and trust me you'll suffer from this syndrome lol. And trust me I can't wait to get back home, I sometimes skype with him and I can't help but tear.

 

I still call my soccer team mates 3 , 6 , 13 , 17 ... and I play with them for 6 years now.

 

I can't believe I laughed hard with this.

 

Yeah man, I'm all focused on playing the game not calling some dude by his name

 

your son is so cute omg nice to know u doin well :~ ) <3

 

As you can see I produce beautiful babies. Let me know when you turn 18 Regi-chan , just kidding! thanks for your comment, cheers aussie!

 

Technically shes legal already so um yeah.

 

I don't beleebet >_>