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Just published my first Kindle book.

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  1. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    Just published my first Kindle book. Took a while to get the info together and get it set up and published.

    Nothing, too fancy just a book about Feng Shui. Yes, Feng Shui. I'm very serious about setting up my evil oppression palace to give off the best energy. It's available on Kindle Unlimited and is also completely free for five days. I'd post a link but I think that's against the rules but I'll PM it to everyone that asks.


    Edit: Here's the link to my book. It's free until the 28'th or so and then you have to pay. So get it now while it's free. Also if you like it please leave a review. Reviews are necessary for it to be successful.
    http://goo.gl/63Hqae
     
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  2. Martyr

    Martyr I like French fries

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    I'm interested ;)
     
  3. Luff

    Luff - ᴛʜᴇ ғɪᴢᴢ - Forum Legend

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    I'll take a ready read. Send it to me as well.

    Thanks ;)
     
  4. IamPOOR

    IamPOOR New Member

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    can i try it?
     
  5. Georgie

    Georgie Ḏɪ̭̜͓̜ͅs̪ᴛ̩̪͓ᴜ̬̖̗̬ʀ̻͚̖͎ʙ͉̜͓̖͙̼͖̳ᴇ̖̞̻ᴅ̻̞̫̘̫ͅ Forum Legend

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    Hey Nick, What's on your mind ?
     
  6. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    Reported for false reporting. As for the fucking, your place or mine?

    Sent

    Been busy with a bunch of shit, like getting my first Kindle book out. Want a copy? It's free for the next 3 or 4 days.
     
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    Illusions ß̫͒̃ڻᶇٴᶇٴŷ̪ Ķ̫͌ńĭģĥŧ̝̜᷈ Forum Legend

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    If it would be against the forum rules I'd have to remove this as well. It's not advertising anything against us and it's a kindle book which could be a nice read. Feel free to link us, I might want to check it out as well ;)
     
  8. OverLord

    OverLord Search and Destroy

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    Can you send me the link also. Im interested to read it. :D
     
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    I'm interested pm me.
     
  10. vesiinabox

    vesiinabox Death be chillin bitches. Forum Legend

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    You like penis and are gay.....


    Also good luck with the book Beastie :D
     
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  11. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    I didn't think it would be a problem but way back in the day when the horrible Belkarias ran things pretty much posting a link to any site that wasn't Gamez was considered "advertising" and was usually met with an instant permaban. As was farting in their general direction. Or even breathing in their general direction. Or even looking in their general direction. Or even breathing and looking period. Or just plain existing.

    Since I've been given the ok, I'm just gonna post it here. Check the OP
    Reported for reporting my reporting of your reporting. Also reported for doubting that my book exists.
    Thanks, I've just checked the reports and so far it's got about a hundred downloads. They're all free downloads but hopefully that will help it rank better and get more downloads when people have to pay for it.
     
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    Deathangel True Chill Forum Legend

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    Now my amazon is suggesting me all sorts of new-age vodoo books and weird chakra stuff, thank you for that beastie.
     
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    Ddraig Steel of Destiny

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    Does your book ideas comply with the second law of thermodynamics?
    No?

    USELESS!!!











    -Congratz tho-
     
  14. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    Check the link nubcake and then you and vesina can go be gay and suck penises together.

    Buy them all and use that information to become a new age vodoo chakra stuff master. Then you can rename yourself Highchakramaster Ari, Great Guide of the Astral Realm.

    Actually it does. When I was working on it, my number one priority was making sure it complies with ALL the laws of thermodynamics, rejects a few laws of hypnodynamics, and is neutral towards the laws gigadynamics.
     
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    So it jumped from kindle to penises and sucking penises to fake faces that are gay and ugly. This all makes perfect sense.
     
  16. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    This is gamez so it does make perfect sense.
     
  17. Domian

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    im Interested ;)
     
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    I'm interested pm me;)
     
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