Most random thing to say to end a conversation

Just the most random thing you could ever say in the middle of a conversation in order to end it?

 

*points* LOOK A DISTRACTION! *runs off while everyone is looking*

 

you can just farted......... ^^ ends convertation easily........

 

"Aw shit I forgot to let my ***** out of the shed.."

 

I'm a big liar in such stuff, lol.
I would make up some story,
like the world needs me and etc. ;DDD

Oh, and I have 'staged call' in my phone ;D
so I would pick up and talk with myself of course ;D
and then say to the person 'I really have to go, bye'.

 

The Janitor has the right idea.

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I gtg, I'm working atm xD (10pm night)

 

OMG, I feel in love, not with the guys of course .
Is the whole tv series that funny?
I really wanna know,
cuz if it is, I want to watch it ^^

 

I've never done this o_o I've always been blunt.... beating around the bush sucks for both parties, so why bother?


"Sorry, you're a moron. I don't want to talk to you anymore, ciao"

"Uhm, sorry we just wouldn't work out... you know I am into men. Not "MEN"."

"I think that my butt deserves a fair bit better than you... and I think you know and agree with that as well."

"Intellectual bancrupcy mode: ON."

 

the show is hilarious and awesome, its one of the greatest shows of all time and it's one of my favorites

The great thing about it is that most of the actors do a lot of ad libbing. In fact they ad lib so much that sometime the writers were on the set and didn't know what scene was being shot lol

 

I like pomegranates

 

And Im out. *leaves*

 

I knew that it was the most offensive thing I ever said D:

 

Well then they're really great actors to pull of such funny stuff.
Anyway thank you, I'll definitely watch it.


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And lol not to get off-topic I do a lot of beating around the bush, because if I say something blunt I feel sorry afterwards, unless the person is really annoying.
And sadly, I can't stand obvious hardcore stupidity inched: (I think I'm still off-topic,lol)

 

You're right. Stating that you like a fruit was a very horrendous thing to say.

 

I like my butt too :3

 

I like trains .___."

 

The janitor is the best, and he ad libs the most. A lot of times the director just pretty much told the actor what the scene was about and what his character was up to and let him make a bunch of his own lines lol. and its ok to get off topic here as this is a silly hot spam thread

 

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Dont make me go in game and macro you with this =[

I like trains .___."