[Test]How sensitive are you? ***JUST FOR FUN***

People are sensitive to different things for various reasons. A Jew will get pissed if you make a joke about the Holocaust, obese people will get offended by fat humor, and a female on PMS will take everything you say and twist it around until you are not only a sexist Nazi, but have also killed a black man and slept with three hookers.


This examination will give you an accurate judgement of how sensitive of a person you are. Total up your points at the end of each section and when you're finished, add them together to get your final score. For each section, there is 100 possible points.

Section #1: Relationships


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If you're a female, give yourself 5000 points and skip to section #2.

Add 10 points if you have a girlfriend.
Add 10 points if you put the toilet seat down at her house.
Add 10 points if you pretend to care about her feelings.
Add 20 points if you actually do care about her feelings.
Add 30 points if it's an online relationship. Then eat a handful of gravel.
5 points if you've called a girl:

- honey
- snookums
- tootsie
- widdle honey bucket of WUV! (add an additional 20 points)​

Subtract 10 points if you've ditched a female to smoke weed or get drunk. Subtract 20 points if you've ever walked away from your girlfriend while she was talking to you.
Subtract 30 points if you've ever told a crying girl to shut up.

Section #2: Animals


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10 points if you're a vegetarian.
10 points if you've ever lifted a finger to save the rainforests.
10 points if you've tried to save a wounded bird.
10 points if you own an alley maggot.

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Add 10 points if it's a kitten.
Add 10 points if it's de-clawed.
Add 20 points if its name is Snowball, Princess, Pumpkin, or anything ending with an "ee" sound.
10 points if you've ever spared an animal because it was cute.
10 points if you think hunting is "wrong."

Subtract 10 points if you own a rottweiler or a pitbull.

Section #3: Racism
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10 points if you consider yourself an ethnic minority.
30 points if you get pissed when someone makes a joke about your heritage.
10 points for each statement that you think is racist:

- Fat Mexicans need to lose some damn weight.
- He knew a stupid Mexican Jew.
- The KKK kicks ass.
- Mexicans eat salsa, and I hate salsa.
- Whites hate nickers, kites, and spickets.
- I hate bean dip.


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Section #4: Images
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20 points for every image that offends you.

Section #5: People
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20 points if you don't like it when someone says the word "fag."
20 points if don't find retards hilarious.
20 points if you've never laughed at a midget.
10 points if you're an artist.
10 points for each word that describes you:

- Emotional
- Understanding
- High-strung
- Tender​

10 points if you are/were a boy/girlscout.

Section #6: Entertainment
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20 points if you've cried in a movie theatre.
30 if it was during "Maid in Manhattan."
10 points if you've memorized a song from "The Sound of Music."
10 points if the dead girl in the closet from "The Ring" made you jump.
10 points if you don't play rugby.
10 points if you've taken a yoga class.

Section #7: Websites
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10 points for each website you wouldn't show to your girlfriend

- rotten.com
- ogrish.com
- poopsex.com
- horsebang.com​

20 points if you're grossed out by pornography.
40 points if you get angry when a webpage steals its layout from another site.

Grading

Men

<0: You are a self-centered ******* who doesn't let anyone or anything affect you. Keep up the good work.

0-150: You are slightly sensitive but it probably doesn't get in the way of being a selfish prick.

151-300: You are moderately sensitive but most people won't notice.

301-500: Something is wrong. You need to start killing innocent things and insulting females for no reason.

501-700: You make everyone sick. You probably stalk girls and get mad at people when they step on an ant. Smoke some pot and lighten up.

700<: You are either gay or can't count. Retake the test.

Women

<5000 Either you're a lesbian or do a lot of drugs. Women shouldn't be this insensitive.

0-5150 You hold most of your emotions in. One day you will either shoot up a school or hack your family to pieces.

5151-5352 You are the kind of girl that hangs out with all males and thinks of yourself as "one of the guys." You're a girl, start acting like one.

5353-5354 You are at the perfect sensitivity level for a girl. You let people have an opinion but know where to draw the line. We need more women like you.

5355-5700 You whine about everything and get offended whenever someone opens their mouth. Stop being such a feminazi *****.

5700< You belong in a sound-proof bubble 200 miles from all living human beings.
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Credits to Thilo~
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tl;dr

hahahhahaha section 4 is fuxin funny hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

 

I got 250 points. Not sure if good.

e.e;

 

i got a negative 10. (-10)

 

big null = 0

 

I'm +10 over you @_@

 

Serves you right. [:

 

290 points .
Tenchars

 

Same goes for you~

 

lmaooo 5151-5352 You are the kind of girl that hangs out with all males and thinks of yourself as "one of the guys." You're a girl, start acting like on

 

oh and btw i do not think that i am one of the guys -.-

 

I could say something really mean, right now. o:

 

i dont look like a guy either FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

5151-5352 You are the kind of girl that hangs out with all males and thinks of yourself as "one of the guys." You're a girl, start acting like one.

no I don't D: BSBSBSBS

 

You don't hang out with me, so I agree. BSBSBSBS!

 

Well I hang out with guys, but I don't think I'm one of them :< BSBSBSBSBSBS AGAIN!

 

Is 110 good?

 

Selfish prick.

 

No, you didn't skip to Section #2 >

 

300

lol wonder who made the comments xD its like only 1 of the categories makes u normal