I say, good sirs

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

I say, good sirs, through careful deduction and many years of pondering and scientific research I have arrived at the conclusion that you all wish to have intercourse with your mothers.

 

Oh? Is that so. Must I inform you of that terrible spear you threw in the war against Xerxes? I suggest you leave for some practice.

 

Guess where the last man who suggested I practice my spear throwing ended up?
I hath saved a hole strictly for you as well, don't **** with me!!!!

 

Hah!

I shall fill that hole with all the men of your army. Come at me with all you've got, you little boy..

 

you think you're hot shit?
I had to dig 500 of those same holes, and I filled every single one up.
I kill mountains of men in my sleep,
I AM LEONIDAS!!!!!!!!
(come at me bro)

 

No you musn't fight! You should hug and forgive each other instead <3

 

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I am amused. Perhaps we should team up, and instead attack everything which is blue, I would say. Those in blue are mystical creatures that usually have the power to make things disappear. They're quite a nuisance.

 

very well then... although I was planning to feast on your virgin flesh, I shall save my vengeance for another day, sleep with one eye open young one

We may team up and kill the vile blue creatures... they are quite the nuisance... just wish I could make em disappear

 

Once they are gotten rid off, I shall kill you. Until then, it's a truce.