Hello everyone, get ready to be trolled.

haha +1 for the Trololol XD

 

Hi Mr.Troll...............................

 

I got linked to this, and...

-chuckle-

 

You rarely see any truly intelligent trolls with a vocabulary level higher than that of a 6 year old.

Let's hope for some changes.

 

Why thank for the support my good sir. It is most appreciated.

Well hello there Mr. Rucbeth, it is a pleasure to meet you.

I am most glad that this has pleased you my good sir.

Yes, sadly there is a plethora of"wannabe trolls" out there who consider themselves professionals, but merely flame, rage, spam, go trololololololololololol, and think they're "big stuff". It greatly disheartens me to see them besmirch the reputation of all trolls in such a manner. One of my goals is to prove that there are intelligent trolls with hopes and dreams who have a vision far greater than to just post random dribble in the hopes of ruining someones time. May there be great changes ahead.

 

Trolololol

 

Oh hai there, GL Troll-sama.

 

you.... I bet you know nothing of chemistry... what gives you the right to have such a name....

 

i think i know you its so clear to me ur way of typing is obvious

 

Being bombastic doesn't make you intelligent. Sure heightened vocab is nice once in a while, but you're just plain being bombastic. Plethora of trolls? Grr, that word choice irks me so much LOL. Too much Lang and Comp class I guess. In fact, your whole attempt at trying to create a "cultured" voice seems to fail in my head. IDK, it seems like you're trying waaay too hard.

 

oeeeelalaa...
nice english
hi mr troll!

can have troll tips sir?

 

Why my dear baker of cakes, I have already explained that I feel its better to put your best effort into everything you do and be known as someone who "tries too hard" than to just laze through everything and take the easy way out.

If you do not like the work plethora then I'll be sure to substitute it for something else such as cornicopia, plentitude, abundant, or perhaps another word. I am not trying to be bombastic or utilize fancy words few people understand, but am communicating in a manner which I am most accustomed, which sometimes includes a word or two that the average person would not hear often on a daily basis.

 

Hey Mr. Troll, is this guy Coolface or Trollface?

Why do I feel like this guy is Cake's alter ego?

 

I meant that it makes you come across as desperate. And I don't "dislike" the word plethora, it just doesn't fit. Neither does cornucopia btw, which you so graciously spelled wrong. And yes, you are definitely going out of your way to use fancy words and a forced formal sentence structure to try and cover up the fact that you just aren't a very good troll.

And no, he is not my alter ego x.x

 

He's trolling you foooooooool,

you mad at forced formal sentence structures?

 

Well I assure you that I most certainly am not desperate, and words such as plethora and cornucopia, while not common, are most acceptable in that situation. As for my misspelling, it is a most unfortunate oversight on my part, but as of yet, nothing terrible has come for it so I will not fret over it.

You do not know me, what makes you think you know how I communicate in real life? I do in fact use a few fancy words on a daily basis. I'm not trying to act or sound smart when I do it, nor am I trying to cover anything up, it's just who I am. We all have our little quirks.

If you think I'm not a very good troll, then by all means, you are more than welcome to take a whack at it. Perhaps you will do better, perhaps you will fail. One never knows what the future has in store.

 

The main concern I've got, dear troll, is that you're "trolling" very little outside your welcome thread.

But I did find this, and was mildly impressed:

Unfortunately a warning had to be given for your extensive use of conjunctions.

 

D: It's called polysyndeton. Don't give him an infraction for that x.x. I love using polysyndeton D:, well I love asyndeton more, but those who attend to the normal use of conjunctions are missing out ;o.

Also, I already took my hand at trolling. With interesting results ;D. But those days are over, I don't really care much for the rotting carcass of gamez anymore to be honest. The fun of it all is gone

 

Well I do keep a busy schedule, and combined with my less than ideal internet connection, it is difficult for me to troll on as many threads as I originally wanted to. I shall try to rectify that situation in the near future however.

You are right to give me that warning for as you said I did use a run-on sentence, which was highly frowned upon at troll university. So please accept my sincerest apologies and I assure you that I will put forth my best effort into ensuring that I do make the oversight of using any more run-on sentences.

 

Now who's using fancy words? Ahh so you did try trolling. That is most interesting, and yes it is sad that most people feel that gamez has lost it's fun, and that is precisely the reason I am here. Hopefully I can gather a few allies(and perhaps a rival or two) and we can work to once again make gamez a fun place to be.

Oh my a double post! I sure am naughty today.