Amerika

Now, I know I can't be the only one who loves satire here ;o. To me, humor derived from satire is just hilarious. Gotta love the Onion. idk, randomness cause I'm bored ;o

CHAPEL HILL, NC—A study published Thursday by psychologists at the University of North Carolina concluded that all American problems—from stuck jacket zippers to the national debt—could be solved if citizens just stopped, took a deep breath, and thought for two seconds before they acted. "We found that in 93 percent of cases, a positive outcome could have been achieved if Americans simply splashed a little water on their faces prior to dealing with an unfair boss, being out of clean spoons, signing on to direct a second Wall Street film, or answering a call from a parent," Janet Mallory, the study's lead author, told reporters. "Our data indicate that when U.S. citizens don't take a second to compose themselves, they typically charge in like maniacs and hurt either themselves or several million Iraqi civilians." Mallory said a good rule of thumb for Americans is to think of a plan, stop, and then do the complete opposite.

Also, for you Justin Bieber haters ;o

[video]http/www.theonion.com/video/justin-bieber-found-to-be-cleverly-disguised-51yea,18178/[/video]

 

Americans insulting Americans...gawd just imbrace it, if what they say is true 93% of people won't care.

The vid was funny

 

It's a satire, it exposes societal flaws D:

 

Satire? First time seeing this word.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/department-of-education-study-finds-teaching-these,18461/

Oh, and a satire is a form of rhetoric that uses irony, sarcasm, and exaggeration to ridicule and expose a certain subject matter

 

lol. I have watched most of their videos in YT I lol'ed so hard on the Harry Potter satire.

 

this one? lmao

http://www.theonion.com/video/final-minutes-of-last-harry-potter-movie-to-be-spl,20528/