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Story time once again :)

Discussion in 'Old Threads' started by Untouched, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. The Ablazed

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    kill me .
     
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    we need to cut your balls and replace it w/ a cats balls.
     
  3. Razor

    Razor Master of Disguise Forum Legend

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    sigh you have to pay the price, it is
     
  4. Untouched

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    and there were some birds in the forest that sang :)
    [​IMG]
     
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    then vinny came back and robbed an egg
     
  6. Aegis

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    After the feathery intermission.... the doctor finally decided!

    "The price shall be... Your soul shall be sent to hell to steep in the waters of hell. Then you shall become a spartan after travelling back in time, and then dine in hell. Afterwards, you will be exposed to 10 years of telletubbies television, infomercials on old-womens-work-out-machines that are over priced... and then after all that you shall be trained in the martial art of flying crane, whooping penis.

    And when learning flying crane, whooping penis... you shall be forced to endure the songs of Justin Beiber. Who you shall kill with your firey angst after listening to his entire album and collection millions of time during training."

    The doctor then opened a time warp and then...
     
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    Wtf o_O ? I like the teletubbies part ^_^

    // Well then he met the teletubbies I guess. e.e
     
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    He died end of story?
     
  9. Razor

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    Sorry girl, he already ****ed a teletubbie. Now he's having children.
     
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    yes yes he died. but im a god so technically he's my pet. so he wont die spiritually. :p
     
  11. Untouched

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    and then the sun rose up
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    Alright then he/she died end of story yet?
     
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    No he didn't die. The ****ing was just an insurance before he gets tortured by Justin Bieber's music.
     
  14. Untouched

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    and then cloud droped the fridge because tifa wanted to end the story
     
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    and also a flaming bullet and got her in the head. and tiffa didn't survived the hit. and was erased in the thread .:p
     
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    Which crunched Tifa. And then Cloud, with is immense requirement to admit it all-of-a-sudden, burst aloud and said to Tifa

    "Babe, you know, you have a good body and all that. But it ain't the best body of all time! Of all time!"

    Then he paced for a few seconds and then said, "I have a shit fetish baby... and I have fallen in love with the legendary cat-balls man. I want him to scat all over my face!"

    Then the telletubies sun turned into a troll face and Tifa burst into flames of death and dissapeared forever.
     
  17. Untouched

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    and then aegis rocked out to his fav band
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    When will he/she die? xD
     
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    And then when the self-prescribed (and overdosed) vicodin wore off... he realized he favourited a band that reminded him of justin beiber... then to get rid of the justin beiberness he listened to his favourite musics:

    [youtube]Bwg3kd3LMEE[/youtube]

    [youtube]K3u5h9cPTBw[/youtube]
     

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