the fly on my screen

what's up dude? i know it's hot and i still refuse to put my ac up *just yet* but yeah what's going on little fly? are you lonely or u're hungry or just a little lost?


*if you hear me out, hover over the emotions so i know how you feel
:annoyed::bandit::biggrin::crying::whistling::w00t:inched:outy::ninja::unsure::tongue::love::andy::surprised::lol::kissing::smile::alien::sleeping::sideways::sick::innocent:

 

Even better than hovering over an emoticon, I hacked this guy's account and typed you a message. 5$ sucky sucky?

 

wait... what did u you do?

 

it wants to be the fly on the wall

 

Oh goddamn that's nasty.

 

did u actually take this photo yourself ? is this fly for real????? u're so cruel.

 

a better question is, what compelled the person that did take it, to take the photo. Oh man this is a great dead fly, leme post it on the interwebs?

 

the pic would came off cooler if that was a tarantula on the wall

 

One dead fly is one less little pissing stupid faggy annoying thing bothering u. Worthy of a inter-web post.

 

i can't kill a fly : / so ive to deal with them.
hes gone now tho. i wonder if hes happy at wherever hes now ? i dont think he can find a shinier and more l33t screen than mine. pfffffft

 

lmao! kill those stupid things.... Or spay them.

Or just buy a fly electric repealer.

Make an effort, i know u can kill.

 

no i didnt take the picture
and yea i hate bugs but i cant kill them

 

God, that reminds me of hitting that fly and catching it in my hands.
It was ticklish -.-
and when it pooped on my arm ...

 

roflmao now.
when i was little , at a vacation in the country side, whilst i was chilling with the crew and sitting on the sidewalk, my hands on both sides of the road, i felt something ticklish (eww) and it was a cockroach upside down trying to get back on his feet (ewwww)
the white part of his lower body was hard as rock ewwww i thought it was a lil stone

 

ewwwwww D:
Last year at school, i was playing soccer with some friends,
and a guy found a cockroach on the floor, and his other friends were like
'go! put it in sebastian's top!'
and like, my friend put it in my top instead of seb's, and it was running everywhere and uugghhhh =___=
i cried so hard, and got l/seutbl isunoldzvoz; embarrassed when the teacher came over to lift my top up to get the cockroach out.
thank god he put it in my back, and not the front -.-

 

omfggggggggg
thats the most horrible thing ive ever heard of

 

i stuffed rope in his water bottle after that
and when i looked in the mirror when i went to the toilets,
hell, i looked like the grudge but with red eyeliner LOL.