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Discussion in 'Old Threads' started by Temporarysauuron, Jul 18, 2011.

  1. Dimitra

    Dimitra 安心。 Forum Legend

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    Aw :( Okay.
     
  2. Temporarysauuron

    Temporarysauuron Banned

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    But I will give you a chance only if you pray long enough to bring your grandpa back, Go to the Zulukapanga mountain and sacrifice your elder brother along with a KFC bucket and a tooth brush, and I might reconsider bringing him back.
     
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    Sauron, we prefer le McDonald's, not le KFC.
     
  4. Temporarysauuron

    Temporarysauuron Banned

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    HOW DARE YOU! go back to the realms I sent you 2600 bc before I put you there my self. KFC all the way!! McDonals is a satanism, they sacrifice live chicken just for the sake of people and that is greed and avarice.
     
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    you don'wanna pizza?
     
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    Dimitra 安心。 Forum Legend

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    Too bad. I don't have an elder brother. Will a cow do?
     
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    Only if it's a Chainsaw Cow from Hell.
     
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    Hail Lord Inglip
     
  9. Temporarysauuron

    Temporarysauuron Banned

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    God doesn't eat pizza, WTF is wrong with my creations don't they pray enough to get to know me? pray before I unleash my wrath upon you mortal one.

    No! Strictly no Animals and cows are forbidden, they provide milk and calcium!! How Dare you unfaithful servant... Sacrifice your dad and pray for 88 years non stop and I Might reconsider, else there won't be a deal period.

    PD: I'm not changing my mind even if you light up candles and shit.
     
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    hey God, is it true you hate muscle cars?
     
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    Yes indeed my faithful servant, I detest muscle cars. Strictly into Bentley's and Buggatti's nothing more. For your faithful thoughts I will grant you a wish, Go ahead ask me mortal servant.
     
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    God is mad at me because I said he's BR
     
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  14. Thoglax

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    Wow that took you forever to reply to. You need to upgrade your internet from the 4982 ms BR Extreme Speed.
    Please get out of your 3rd world country.
     
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    your jokes servant are the best, keep entertaining God I might send you a gay servant for your tastes.
     
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    I know you're angry. I have chicken pot pie. Can you afford chicken pot pie?
     
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    U ppl should just stop asking for attention.

    Im my own God. Problem?

    If so then deal with it.
     
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    Summon... Inglip...
     
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    I already did
     

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