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This Story.. Thought it was rather humorous just reading it..

Jessie Dimmick, Former Colo. Kidnapper, Is Suing His Former Hostages For Breach Of Contract


A Colorado man who is serving a nearly 11-year sentence for kidnapping a newlywed Kansas couple, stealing a vehicle and fleeing from authorities in 2009, is now trying to sue that couple for breach of contract.In his lawsuit, 25-year-old Jessie Dimmick of Aurora, contends that after breaking into Jared and Lindsay Rowley's Topeka-area home while fleeing police, he and the couple reached a legally binding, oral contract that they would hide him for an unspecified amount of money. Dimmick, who is representing himself, is seeking $235,000."As a result of the plaintiffs breech (sic) of contract, I, the defendant suffered a gunshot to my back, which almost killed me. The hospital bills alone are in excess of $160,000, which I have no way to pay," Dimmick wrote in his civil suit filed last month in Shawnee County District Court.In Sept. 2009, Dimmick was leading authorities in a chase that ended with Dimmick crashing a stolen vehicle in the Rowleys' yard.He was wanted for questioning about the murder of Colorado man Michael Curtis, who had been found beaten to death in a motel earlier that month.The Rowleys said that Dimmick held them at knife point, and a neighbor told The Topeka Capital-Journal[/URL] that the young couple were able to gain their kidnapper's trust "by eating Cheetos and drinking Dr. Pepper with him while watching the movie 'Patch Adams.'"The couple was able to escape unharmed after Dimmick fell asleep only to be awakened by police. While being ordered to lie face down, a Topeka officer's rifle accidentally discharged and shot Dimmick in the back.

According to a report by The Topeka Capital-Journal, Dimmick's breach of contract suit was filed in response to a suit filed by the Rowleys seeking $75,000 for home intrusion and causing emotional duress.The couple is asking the judge to dismiss the suit. Robert E. Keeshan, an attorney for the Rowleys, denies there was a contract and says that even if there had been, it wouldn't be legally binding because their consent would have been given under duress, there was no specified price, and hiding a fugitive is illegal. Dimmick is currently being held in the Adams County Detention Center in Brighton on a murder charge in connection with the 2009 killing of Michael Curtis. A pretrial hearing date is set for Dec. 6 and no plea has been entered in the case.



[HR][/HR]Rofl - He is probably the most retarded criminal ever. The hostages will win this one. You don't kidnap a couple then after the fact ask to sue them fro breach of contract when it wasn't a legit agreement, it was just a voiced agreement not a handwritten one lol.

This just made my day lol. When I read this.

 

Lmao Cheetos works as a secret weapon once again. No, it was never the DR. Pepper. This is priceless.

 

You forgot to say they watched the movie Patch Adams... lol.. That just a hardcore movie for a evil guy lol

 

I know! Haha I don't even wanna go there. Patch Adams...LOL

 

Oh my, another funny article to read..

Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future | CNET UK


A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.

The LHC successfully collided particles at record force earlier this week, a milestone Mr Cole was attempting to disrupt by stopping supplies of Mountain Dew to the experiment's vending machines. He also claimed responsibility for the infamous baguette sabotage in November last year.
Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.
Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

This isn't the first time time-travel has been blamed for mishaps at the LHC. Last year, the Japanese physicist Masao Ninomiya and Danish string-theory pioneer Holger Bech Nielsen put forward the hypothesis that the Higgs boson was so "abhorrent" that it somehow caused a ripple in time that prevented its own discovery.

Professor Brian Cox, a CERN physicist and full-time rock'n'roll TV scientist, was sympathetic to Mr Cole. "Bless him, he sounds harmless enough. At least he didn't mention bloody black holes."
Mr Cole was taken to a secure mental health facility in Geneva but later disappeared from his cell. Police are baffled, but not that bothered.