Humorous Unexpected Response

MzBella · Dec 3, 2011

So While I was on FB skimming through the latest status updates, noticed a friend of mine had reposted a status that her friend wrote. I read it, I laughed. And Now I feel you all should read and laugh too.

I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in inten...sive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say!
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If only I was that quick witted to come up with answers like this. ROFL

Now share your's if you have one...

Oh yea.. For some reason, I can see a few people saying this btw... (glares at Vildiil) not sure why but I can see Vil saying this lol.

rokowo · Dec 3, 2011

MzBella said: ↑

So While I was on FB skimming through the latest status updates, noticed a friend of mine had reposted a status that her friend wrote. I read it, I laughed. And Now I feel you all should read and laugh too.

If only I was that quick witted to come up with answers like this. ROFL

Now share your's if you have one...

Oh yea.. For some reason, I can see a few people saying this btw... (glares at Vildiil) not sure why but I can see Vil saying this lol.
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Just LOL. That is hilarious. Yeah I don't have the quick wit too =/ I was always envious of people like that. I usually just ignore them lol.

Asins · Dec 3, 2011

Yes that's a entertaining story

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