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If you were to go to prison

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nujabes, Dec 11, 2011.

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  1. Nujabes

    Nujabes Well-Known Member

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    what would you want your reason to be?
     
    Nujabes, Dec 11, 2011
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    Killed someone who tried to hurt my family.
     
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    Beating somebody up. ( Downside of having a boxing licence...)
    Murder goes down also...
     
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    ghost521 Lucent's name is Jeremy

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    Gouged out Munin's eyes from his sockets.
     
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    raping a girl
     
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    Nujabes Well-Known Member

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    The prisoners would beat you up for that.

    I'd rather be jailed for creating an uprising and assassinating an important leader from a corrupted government that the rest of the country refuse to see the corruption they have made and while being jailed, the evidence was later found. Poetic hero.

    Next would be something relating to the drug trade. Like building a entire corporation which started of selling dope in the streets, to the point of becoming a disruptor (Drug lord) and bought over legitimate companies which were the disguise of how I actually made millions. Now that's a story to tell your cell buddy.
     
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    Flipping the President's table. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

    Then at court flipping the lawyers' tables. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
    (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)
     
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    prefer to be beaten up by them instead of being their ***** and always being afraid of the soap.. not to fall and so on you know
     
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    assassination-murdering, thus nobody will get close to me in prison :3
     
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    Probably would need to do something pretty exclusively big to avoid being anally raped as a man. Or just have aids, that'll do the trick.

    Yeah, don't think someone would try rape a trained assassin, not worth it.
     
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    raped the girl.. then killed her because before she died she had aids.. go to prison.. 'he has aids lets just beat him!'

    i figured out the plan ;p
     
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    They wouldn't pick one between the two lol, they'd just beat you up and rape you. Nothing stopping them, might as well go for the whole ticket.
     
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    and then get the aids virus too lol
     
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    Sygris Ablazed wannabe^^

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    And? When they got the virus your ass is bigger then the Grand Canyon so i prefer to be a assassin.
     
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    /Enters retarded thread

    > I won't even get caught

    /Leaves retarded thread
     
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    ok ok i won't get in prison because of raping a girl! i will get cause of stealing candies from babies and bugs from old ladies
     
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    :surprised: .
     
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    Ever watch Fight Club? (Yeah, you have. I linked it to you.)
    Well, the ending. Thats how.
     
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