I just had an IDEA

You know if more people started Donating...... Carl could afford to put this game on a

Core i7-Cloud Server
128gb of RAM
and EXTREMELY High BAND width

for those of you who dont know what im talking about...

this>= NO SERVER LATENCY or LAG


NOW to brighten the mood since there is a CRASH happening.... lets make a new fad....

for those of you Farmiliar with "Chuck Noris" Jokes

LETS MAKE "Carl" Jokes

HERE MINE:::::
"Carl once had a conversation with GOD, the conversation ended with GOD giving Carl the Big Chair!"
~Fatalpoison

POST YOURS HERE!!!!!!!!

 

carl norris?

 

Why not! I say

 

I think you should jump into a vat of boiling oil.

And take your carl norris jokes with you.

 

haha

good one.

 

WELL I CAN SEE SOMEONE DOSNT HAVE a sense of humor.....of all the things that are said around here you gotta just shoot down my CARL jokes....dont you get the FACT they make CARL AWESOME SAUCE

 

seriously dude that's a joke?

 

Well i was Trying....Obviously i have some type of ROBIN WILLAMS humor to you guys around here....!!....


Might as well go find that VAT of BOILING OIL

 

Chuck norris can round house kick people. Carl can't even restart the server when it goes down/ Someone on the other side of the world needs to call him to inform him... And even then it takes a looooong while for the server to come back up.

As for donations.... We got a server upgrade a week or 2 ago, and performance hit rock bottom(Daily crashes, horrendous lag), The devs changed the core to a more stable version, and it still didn't fix the server much...

As for my sense of humor, nothing beats laughing at idiots crying their eyes out cuz I made them shit themselves.

 

Chuck norris Created AION :love:

 

Did I just "not laugh" or did I just not get what that joke was? xD

 

...............................................................I do like to see people cry when "I" make them shit themselves too....I GET YOU!!!!!

KNUCKLE BUMP!!!

 

Writing RANDOM words IN BLOCK letters is COOL and EXCITING

 

I know RIGHT....its kind of a bAD habbit i picked up and CANT stop...i just randomly hold the SHIFT button when i TYPE!!!!

GOTTA work on that REALLY!@@#$@#$%!$

 

OMG THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC REPLY EVER....you sir and or mam have offically TAKEN the crown as FUNNIEST Motherfucker!!!!!!!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

DAMN....taken the Title BELT TOO!
:lol::sideways::lol::sideways::lol: