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Asmo and ellie

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  1. Heitred

    Heitred Getting there

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    Found this at the Pandemonium's Temple of Knowledge:

    ASMO AND ELLIE

    Asmo was a big, strong, sharp-clawed Asmodian Daeva. One fine day in the Abyss, she met a skinny, sunburned, fancily-dressed Elyos Daeva.

    "My name is Ellie," said the Elyos, "and I don?t think we should fight each other. I think we should be friends!"

    "Okay," said Asmo, smiling. "I promise I won't try to kill you."

    "Since we're friends now," Asmo said, "let me give you a few makeup tips."

    "Wow! I'd love some!" said Ellie. "I'm always looking for ways to make myself prettier!"

    Asmo handed Ellie a vial of poison powder. "Take this. It makes great lipstick."

    Ellie gladly took the poison powder and smeared it on her lips. She took out a mirror and admired herself.

    "You're right! I look great!" she said. And then she dropped dead.

    Asmo flew to the Obelisk to wait for the stupid Elyos to come back to life. She wanted to have more fun with her.

    When Ellie came back to life, she waved to Asmo. "It's so good you see you again!" she said. "You're my new best friend!"

    "Of course I am," said Asmo. "But do you see that Balaur on that island over there? I heard him say he wants to be your friend too."

    "Really? That's wonderful! I always wanted a Balaur friend!" And Ellie flew off to say hello to the Balaur.
    She flew down and landed right next to the Balaur. He looked at her in surprise.

    "Hello, Mr. Balaur!" she said. "Will you be my friend?" In answer, the Balaur drove his axe into Ellie?s skull. Her brains splattered all over the island.

    Asmo waited at the Obelisk for Ellie to come back to life. She wanted to have even more fun with her.

    "That Balaur wasn't a very good friend," Ellie said when she came back to life.

    "Maybe he didn't think you looked pretty enough," said Asmo. "After all, your makeup's gone now."

    "But you don't need makeup to look pretty. You just need the right light. Like over there, right next to that sun."

    "That's great advice! Thanks!" said Ellie, as she took wing and started flying towards the burning red sun.

    Asmo watched as the stupid Elyos flew off to her death. She smiled as she watched Ellie burst into flames.
    She laughed and laughed at the thought of her beautiful skin being charred black. She waited by the Obelisk for Ellie to come back to life.

    But Ellie had flown too far out from the Obelisk. Her soul would be banished forever.

    Asmo could have no more fun with her.
     
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    so the conclusion would be that elyos are dumb and asmos are as*holes o_O
     
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    Heitred Getting there

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    if you put it that way, but everyone has flaws right?
     
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    i bet you read it from retail quest :D
     
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    oh!.. nice story brah..
     
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    Actually i just got nothing to do so i thought of going to read some at their library xD
     
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    Too long to read, i missed something important?
     
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    Akikaze Elohim, Essaim...I implore you Forum Legend

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    Moral of the story: It was Asmodian's fault.
     
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    Asmo sucks btw ^^
     
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    Grrr Highly Damaging Member Forum Legend

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    wow those work now ?every time i clicked the books it just casts and instantly closes them
     
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    Well this might be the true nature of Asmodians since they've been living on a harsh place they might have had a grudge for the Elyos.
     
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    so cool story :)
     
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    Ellys are total Blondie's xDDDDD TROLolOLolOlOLol
     
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    i see you've got the art of trolling... xD
     
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    as i was reading dis whole THING it was Rational for a blond Being to apear slowly in my head xD this is a story that asmo parents must say to they children to have courage in elly zergs *-*
     
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    You don't have to fear zergs my friend as long a you remain in hiding. ^^
     
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    then radar hacker's wll throw their weapons trough ur throat:p
     
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    Hiding works without hacks my friend. xD
     
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