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Alente now? I was right.

Discussion in 'Old Threads' started by Quake5, Aug 28, 2010.

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  1. Sareion

    Sareion Proficient

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    Someone knows what im talking about. They are very famous.
     
  2. Bones

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    i always believe following the right person who is doing things right is the best road to choose :)

    your heart will always guide you which path is the right way
     
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  3. Alente

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    You sound like a fortune cookie Bones o.o
     
  4. Uzziel

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    isnt the heart deceiving especially wen u fall in love?

    i think the right way for each individual depends on his own principles and how they wer raised.

    for simplicity just follow the rules i think for now that is the right way but for some the right way is one that is done for the ppl and by the ppl.

    ain't this debateable.
     
  5. mingomango

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    So what gonna happen now?

    So what now, will Alente not return.... And what about the server? :sad:

    Oh and umm... Who is Karissa:confused:
     
  6. ryang

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    I like your second question
     
  7. Bones

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    :D its all good... we all know what we want and we are all hoping we'd get it ..
    so sounding optimistic and like that i think is the best way i can think off out of waiting lmao
     
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    a story, to help you understand what's going on.

    once upon a time, there was a kingdom called Gameznetwork. It was ruled by a king named Carl who has sleeping beauty syndrome, and ALWAYS falls asleep when it matters. He was aided by his trusty knights, Alente, Albull, and some others that already or in process of getting hanged. but anyway, the kingdom prospers for a time, as the knights governs the kingdom whilst their king slumbers for weeks every time he closes his eyes. At first, King Carl appreciates this, happy to know that his knights would stay loyal to him even when all he does is plot a new world map on his stinkin' white pillow with his drool.

    At the peak of their history, a hideous witch from the fugly flatchested tranny tribe envies the kingdom, and seek to bring about their doom. IT delved into the art of black magic known as The Internet and alter it's look, to that of a young and beautiful and busty woman, AKA fapmaterial fo' virgins. Then the witch proceeds to infiltrate the kingdom, sneaking up the ranks using it's fake teats to win the affection of the white knights. of course, King Carl sensed the teat's presence and opened his eyes, and his still drooling mouth starts to pour out more drools like a friggin' waterfall yo.

    And so, the witch seduced the king, like all typical fucking fairy tales, and give him a few pic of e-teats it found on google, and voila, it became the kingdom's new queen. It held the king by his weakness, his peen, and he obeys her every word like every virgins you knew, and the knights helmgauntlet-ed so hard that their helms was dented. Alas, they still loyal to their king, attempting to govern the kingdom during his slumber as always, and this angers the witch because it's there for utter destruction of the kingdom.

    The witch concocted plans and poisons, using it's fake teats to win the virgins minority of the kingdom, whilst those that got laid knows that the teats is a lie. The knights discussed among them, and decide to let the witch have it's fun while they clean up the mess that it made. of course, the knights begin to disappear one by one, as if something is hunting them. from the loyal adviser, to the wizards, and even the nobles that voices their concerns, are being picked off. soon the nobles, citizen and knights figured out what's wrong and start to plot for an uprising, to burn the fucking witch.

    But the king was too woozy from his slumber to listen to his knights, or what's left of his knights, and the fake teats in his face doesn't make it easier for the knights. The head of the knights, Alente fought for his king's attention, hoping that he would snap out of it, whilst Albull is tending his other life(rl or some shit. i was asleep alright >.>). The witch grins at this development, finally breaking Alente's cool demeanor and made him look "batshit insane" in front of the woozy king who's tending to his e-boner on msn. And after god knows what happened in their private chambers, King Carl resumes his slumber yet again, whilst the witch gives out evil cackle and announces to the citizen that the dark knight Alente has raised his sword against the queen. of course, everyone who sees through the fake teats knows this is a lie, just like it's appearance, and boo'ed the bitch. Yet, it just laugh and demotes Alente to a mere labor worker.

    This enrages the former dark knight, who in turn reveals the truth of what happened to it's citizen, as if announcing that the kingdom is soon to be destroyed while their king plots the 3325234th world map on his pillows. The nobles, Citizens, and former knights banded together, attempting to restore Alente's noble status, yet he himself has no desire to pledge allegiance to a king who prefers to jerk off to fake teats on msn. Well he didn't really mind about that, but it pisses anyone off that jerking off to fake teats on msn made him too thick headed to see the truth of what is happening. seriously, you can't even touch the fucking tits. >.>

    And so.. The former knights, nobles, citizens stands outside the castle with any weapon they can get. from deadly swords to funky looking brooms that the witch used to pleasure herself with.. don't ask how.. anyway.. the final confrontation will happen.. the castle will be sieged, ooooooooor everyone just pack their shit and gtfo and follow Alente as he becomes a king of his own kingdom, if he ever desire that much..

    -to be continued-

    p/s: Karissa is referred to as "It" and "witch" and "bitch" in that story.
     
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    OMG sorry and i thought u wer posting her picture!
     
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    Haha Uzziel that is my signature.

    By the way lightning90 that story with the kingdom was kind of funny!:wink:
     
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    I truly believe that you should start writing a book or something...i'll help with the publishing costs lol...
     
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    That what I said, its a good and funny story :)
     
  13. lightning90

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    i posted that on Alente's topic. just copy pasta here to help people to understand the situation :3
     
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