Is it safe to burn off my anus hair?

I hate the strands of hair that surround my anus area.
its itchy, it stinks, it gets caught in the fibers of my brief, and OMFG THE CLING-ONS!

I tried plucking them off but it's too painful. Paying for a sevice is also out of the question -- its asshair for chrissakes!!

I figured ill utilize the methane gas in my fart to blaze that shlt up. does gd have any experince with this problem? think this is viable?

any help/advice welcome.

 

Im seriously scared your serious.

 

Have I ever NOT been serious?

 

l2shave noob

 

i will cheer u up but not from behind i dont wanna be there when u try it !

 

It would have to be the motherload of farts to generate enough methane to create the desired effect.

Remember that there is people that has been left without eyebrows because some malfunctioning chemical experiments; so, it is possible.

You could also look up for foods that have higher amount of methane or some sub products that could be turned into methane by the digestive process. I am too lazy now to look for those, is your damn experiment, do your homework.

Or if you feel lucky, fart and make an spark in a room with elevated percentage of methane in the air, could be lethal though, unless you calculate perfectly the amount of methane in the air plus your fart to create the desired effect.

In any case, I hope you document the results and share them with the community. Of course, no pictures or videos, for all that is sacred and your Damascus swords.

 

Smear waxing-agent on your hand and fist yourself - problem solved.

do you shave your boyhole Momo ?

 

I don't like having sharp pointy objects in my asscrack and area between my ass and ball sack.

If you wanna cheer me up then help me with this dilemma

 

For the love of all that is hairy, please do not do anything to your anus hair.

You hate it, I hate it too, but you will regret everything if you get rid of it. Even more so if you burn your anus so bad your rectum retracts into your stomach from clenching so hard.

best of craigslist: WARNING!!!

 

I chuckled when reading this

 

OMG seriously?

 

Its really safe...just go for it.Light a matchstick if you can.

 

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just try Brazilian wax, it works for me. Also if you'd like, you can try bleaching your anus.

 

Wadafuq!!!

 

try it, its super flammable, it may toast your balls