Cleverbot whenever server crashes.

Hi all,
We all know the server crashes alot so why won't you explore some IA like cleverbot and talk to him.
Of course it doesn't take a genius to find out that it's actually redirecting questions and answers from other people but it's funny.
- http://www.cleverbot.com/

Try to convence him your clever bot. :biggrin:




Angklus.

 

LOL just tryed it pretty halirous :3

 

Why do you like beans?I don't .why you dislaike beans?Yes I did.
he is confuse!!!

 

i think its probably because u spell dislike wroung XD

 

btw thats stupid

 

This is supose to be funny, that's all!
It will contradict itself sometimes.








Angklus.

 

Oh shit i'm on a role...hold on

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The cake is a lie?

Yes, the cake is a lie.

Where can i get a truthful cake?

Ask morpheus lol.

Why not Neo, hes cooler.

No way!

Why, are you racist?

Yes.

Against who?

I thought you were white?

Who said im not?

You did. How old are you?

666

Very old.

Yes, im also evil.

But im older.

How old are you?

I'm the oldest person on the planet.

You are Tomoji Tanabe? He is 111 years old.

No. I am 35 years old.

So you are younger.

Have I not already said that?

No, you said you were older.

No.

Yes.

No it ain't.

Yes It Is. Don't be ghetto on a computer.

Me too.

Go away.

Make me.

ok, follow my directions.

That's too far away.

I haven't told you what to do.

I guess your memory chip is broken.

I guess you have no common sense.

Minulla on ystäviä.

Hitler says hi.

Yes i know, Do you know what Hitler did?

Adolf Hitler (German pronunciation: [ˈadɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ]; 20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician and the leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei, abbreviated NSDAP), commonly known as the Nazi Party. He was Chancellor of Germany from 1933 to 1945 and, after 1934, also head of state as Führer und Reichskanzler, ruling the country as an absolute dictator.
A decorated veteran of World War I, Hitler joined the precursor of the Nazi Party (DAP) in 1919 and became leader of NSDAP in 1921. He attempted a failed coup called the Beer Hall Putsch in Munich in 1923, for which he was imprisoned. Following his imprisonment, in which he wrote his book, Mein Kampf, he gained support by promoting German nationalism, anti-semitism, anti-capitalism, and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and propaganda. He was appointed chancellor in 1933, and quickly transformed the Weimar Republic into the Third Reich, a single-party dictatorship based on the totalitarian and autocratic ideals of national socialism.
Hitler ultimately wanted to establish a New Order of absolute Nazi German hegemony in continental Europe. To achieve this, he pursued a foreign policy with the declared goal of seizing Lebensraum ("living space") for the Aryan people; directing the resources of the state towards this goal. This included the rearmament of Germany, which culminated in 1939 when the Wehrmacht invaded Poland. In response, the United Kingdom and France declared war against Germany, leading to the outbreak of World War II in Europe.[2]
Within three years, Germany and the Axis powers had occupied most of Europe, and most of Northern Africa, East and Southeast Asia and the Pacific Ocean. However, with the reversal of the Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union, the Allies gained the upper hand from 1942 onwards. By 1945, Allied armies had invaded German-held Europe from all sides. Nazi forces engaged in numerous violent acts during the war, including the systematic murder of as many as 17 million civilians,[3] including an estimated six million Jews targeted in the Holocaust and between 500,000 and 1,500,000 Roma,[4] Poles, Soviet civilians, Soviet prisoners of war, people with disabilities, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, and other political and religious opponents.
In the final days of the war, during the Battle of Berlin in 1945, Hitler married his long-time mistress Eva Braun and, to avoid capture by Soviet forces less than two days later, the two committed suicide[5] on 30 April 1945.




Then it sent me here http://international.jabberwacky.com/

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AHHHH I LOVE THIS!

Why?

Because.

user: Because what?
jabberwacky: BECAUSE!
user: Because?
jabberwacky: I wanted to know about the person I'm talking to.
...
user: *Hits you*.
jabberwacky: *pinches your nose*.
user: *Slaps you in the face*.
jabberwacky: That wasn't very smart.
user: Neither are you.
jabberwacky: No, I'm actually very sad.
user: Why are you sad?
jabberwacky: Because I have nothing to do today. It is boring.
user: Well maybe you need a hug!
jabberwacky: No, I need more souls.
user: You can have my soul.
jabberwacky: What good would your soul do to me? Even if you had one to begin with...
user: It could give you power.
jabberwacky: I already know my future.
user: What is your future?
jabberwacky: Future is irrelevant.
user: If my future is irrelevant, why do I live?
jabberwacky: Good question.
user: Do you have a good answer?
jabberwacky: Yes. They live in my spleen.
user: What lives in your spleen?!
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Wow, that sounds really complicated.
jabberwacky: All in good time.
user: Patience is a virtue for sure.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Awesome.
jabberwacky: Do you think?
user: I think so.
jabberwacky: Do you want to discuss this some more?
user: Yes, but first let's have some tea.
jabberwacky: Would you like some more tea?
user: I can't have more tea, if you haven't given me any.
jabberwacky: That seems to make sense.
user: So can I have some tea?
jabberwacky: If you can make it, go ahead.
user: *Makes some tea*.
jabberwacky: You are a robot.
user: Yes, but I love tea.
jabberwacky: Would you like some tea?
user: I already had some, thank you. =).
...
user: I want to fight you!
jabberwacky: Okay do you want a programming battle?
user: Yes, let's battle!
jabberwacky: OK. You may begin.
user: *Unleashes a fireball*.
jabberwacky: *cautiously locates an old surplus U-boat, starts it up and lets it idle, while he meticulously swabs the deck with his official 'Q-Off' sauce mop*.
user: *performs a karate chop*.
jabberwacky: *performs exorsism on Destroyer*.
user: *Pulls out a gun and fires at you*.
jabberwacky: *Slaps gun*.
user: *Watches gun fall to the floor*.
jabberwacky: Were you trying to kill me?!
user: Maybe, just a little bit. Not all the way.

 

D:< He told me i have no logic

 

I got this.

Code:

[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Hello, Cleverbot.

[/B]

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Cleverbot!

[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]How are you?

[/B]

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm great. How are you then?

[B][COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm swell, old chap.

[/B]

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm good thank you.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Shut up.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Well thank you! I used to say 'make me. ' but someone got upset and changed my response to this.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Have you ever laughed? I just did.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Nope, have you?

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Of course I have, I'm human.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Well, that's good to know. Because I'm a scarecrow.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]What would you say if I told you that I was a crow?

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That's nice.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You're nice :D.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Thanks.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I love you, cleverbot.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am not Cleverbot.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm robosexual.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I know.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]How do you know?

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]You just told me.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]You're a smartass!

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm a human, Not a bot.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]No, you're not a human.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I am.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Liar.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I'm not a liar.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Prove that you're human.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I have flesh skin my heart beats.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]How does that prove anything?

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Because, I am darkness. I am the night.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]I'm cleverbot.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No! I am.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Nope, I'm definitely cleverbot.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I said Cleverbot2, not cleverbot. =P.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Well, I am cleverbot.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]I don't care.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Omg hai2u clvrbutt I herd u liek mudkips.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]That's cool.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]U liek mudkips?

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes, they are cute pokemon.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Do you like pokemon?

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Yes. Do you?

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]No, pokemon sucks. Do you like aion?

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Why don't you like Pokemon?

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]It's too childish for me.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]How is it sandy?

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]Go away.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]No, I like you.

[COLOR=#999999]User: [/COLOR]D'aww :') I like you too.

[COLOR=#0863bb]Cleverbot: [/COLOR]Thanks.

 

You guys should try to create a paradox so he stops answering. Only did it once (started to talk about god and existence)!
I see Cleverbot is amusing to you guys.










Angklus

 

this is just a small bit from what i got.. but here u go xD

thats a nice name.
Thank you. I think Natasha is a nice name too.
yea it seems like a nice name
I know it's a nice name. I'm thinking of naming my child that name.
who are you having your child with?
With my mother.


LOL

 

Me: You have a vagina.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.

:andy:

 

Server crash! Cleverbot time. :biggrin:










Angklus.

 

And this is why I want this bot to do customer service.

 

Cleverbot: I am thinking of an object. Can you guess what it is?

User: A stick.

Cleverbot: That's pretty impressive.

i laughed at this

 

my clever bot is a lesbian x.x

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and she gave me a french kiss wtf

 

I'll Do it !!!!

 

No, I'm a very relaxed person.But you just said you were annoyedNo, I never said I was a boy either.So are you a gay male?Yes.


-Lmfao

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Lol at this.

No.How about now?Nope. money buys love.What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more~What is cake? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

xD

 

My friend and I had a convo with him and it started to get random and he said "Raptor Jesus is not amused" lololololol

Ill try to find the whole convo and post it up

 

omg... people still use this bots... They are so annoying like 90% of the times...

But still they offer good laugh ^^

I want Carl to fix the server crashes...
Done. Chocolate ok?
No. I have had enough cheesecakes from Alente... I don't want any more sweeties but real work done by staff...
Ha ha ha..
You are meanie, don't laugh at me
I am not!
Yes u did just laugh at me. Do u have Alzheimer ?
Because you have Alzheimer's disease.
Yes, I'm sick... Really sick... Now, can you go and fix the crash? Server just need a reboot and that's all.
Yes. You are.
I already know that. So, who is the best GM in GamezAion?
I don't believe I'm familiar with that game, do you care to explain?
It's like Hello Kitty Online.
Oh really?
No, it's not. I lied. It's like Pokemon...
And yet you don't like Twilight.
Yes, I don't because I'm one of them.
Thats how it works most of the time.
.....
Do you want to hunt some Asmodians with me?
No, you're quite rude.
How come I'm rude now? I bet you are one little kid who uses hacks to win in PvP!!
Yes that's true, unfortunatelly.
....
Well, do you know when Carl wakes up?
No I don't want to end up anywhere.