To the staffies trying to learn how to do a backflip off your bed

take into account your ceiling height. I tried to do the bed backflip thing, jumped to high, hit ceiling, and it messed me up and I landed on my head and broke my neck. I am fortunate with strong bones and a healing factor so it was only a minor inconvenience for me, but it will be fatal to you mere mortals. If you would like help on this matter then I also teach a backflip off your bed class that is also open to everyone else. Refer a friend and you get a month free!

 

@Illusions

 

Is this MLM?

 

@Kyle
Hey hey, I have never done such thing *cough*. I am amused though, that whenever Beastie tries to be funny, he thinks he is in some main character in some weird movie :x

 

@BeastiesDecoyAccount senpai teach me!

 

Go home JumJum yoghurt, you're drunk.

 

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eat my ass ari

 

I find this statement to be very inaccurate. I have never and will never consider or think of myself as the main character in ANY movie except for my biography which should be out in theaters in a few years. Many people like to think of themselves as "main" characters in their lives with all their friends and family members as the supporting cast but I think of things more like the Dynasty/Samurai Warriors, A Song of Ice and Fire/ Game of Thrones, and the Marvel and DC series.

In this perspective I am but one of MANY crazy characters who each have their own unique backstory, storylines, and abilities. Sure, there may be a few episodes or even a multiepisode arc that may center around me, but once that business is done then it's own to the next storyline with someone else as the center of focus and then it moves on to the next person and so on and so on.

Bro, do you even perspective?

I do have classes and they are $45 a month. Very reasonable

I bet you're so skinny, that I could snap you like a twig IRL. COME AT ME BRO! FITE ME RL!

 

Soz I didn't read any of that

 

It's ok. Reading is very hard and I am impressed you have even made it this far. Don't let all the words, some of which are pretty lengthy discourage you though. It's tough, but if you work hard, then you build up your reading comprehension to better understand all those letters and words on paper, or computer screens.

To further help you overcome your struggle of reading I have taken the liberty of researching some remedial reading programs that can help someone like you improve your reading skills. Reading is an important skill that is required to operate in today's society and I applaud your willingness to better learn that skill so that one day, you can make something of your life.

http://www.bestevidence.org/reading/strug/top.htm


http://www.diannecraft.org/language-arts-reading-program/


http://my.info.k12.com/infokit?placement=hp_variant_utilnav

 

Nah I haven't got any problems with reading but thanks for trying to be funny, let me tell you something you haven't got a future in comedy nice try though. Try becoming a writer perhaps?

 

Oh you sneaky little sneak! Trying to be sneaky and make people think you can't read, when you actually can and do! Oh you're a mischievous little one! When it's your turn to have an episode or multi-episode arc centered around you, then this will be a main plot device in that! Oh someone should make this into a show!

 

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@Illusions

 

You guys are some real faggots.

 

Thank you for bringing this grave matter of extreme importance to my attention. Here I was running around with a sig that's 50 pixels too big! This is a very important very serious matter and is a very very very huge deal as having a sig that is 50 pixels too big can cause a rip in the space time continuim! Why on an other forums that I am a member of, someone had a sig that was 50 pixels too large and it opend a portal to the land of the Xunechaori! That land is a horrible place and horrible monsters poured out of it! What's worse is that the server was having connection issues due to migrating to a new host server so the person couldn't change his signature to close the portal! Monsters were pouring in so I took up my sword and charged into battle to cut them down. They are large ferocious beasts with 3 legs, 4 arms, and 10 tentacles that each have blades on them and I had to fight them for 14 hours without rest to prevent them from overrunning the entire world!

We most certainly do NOT want a similar situation to happen here as I have been very busy with other stuff and simply can not set aside 13 hours with no notice to fight off the Xunechaori monsters again! I shall ensure that fixing my sig is at the very tippy top of my to do list so don't you worry!

 

Im still waiting for @Deathangel to reply to this

 

There is no reason to answer that, you already are my favorite dish and everybody knows it.

I only want to fight @regiix3 irl. in my bed.

 

I'll just watch porn instead!