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AAAHHHH SOMENE HELP ME! l'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED AND JUST ESCAPED!

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    Edixoid New Member

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    AAHHH SOMEONE HELP ME! l AM THE REAL JEREMY! THE ONE YOU KNOW WHO USES THE NAME LUCENT IS AN IMPOSTER! HE KIDNAPPED ME, THREW ME IN A HOLE IN HIS BASEMENT AND HAS ASSUMED MY IDENTITY FOR ABOUT THE PAST 3 or 4 YEARS! I DONT KNOW EXACTLY ITS BEEN SO LONG!

    HE KEPT ME IN A HOLE AND THE ONLY THING HE WOULD TELL ME WAS "It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" ONLY HE NEVER THREW DOWN ANY LOTION AND JUST SPRAYED ME WITH THE HOSE! I JUST ESCAPED, STOLE A COMPUTER AND AM NOW TYPING THIS MESSAGE IN A STARBUCKS! AAHHH HES LOOKING FOR ME! SOMEONE HELP ME! WE MUST BE RID OF HIM SO I CAN REGAIN MY IDENTITY! AAHHHH HES NEARBY LOOKING FOR ME!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Pawn Perverted Asian

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    eh? daheck is this?
     
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    HES STILL lOOKING OR ME! I HAVE TO GO INTO HIDING! ILL TRY AND POST UPDATES BUT I BARELY AVOIDED HIM AT STARBUCKS BY DIVING BEHIND THE COUNTER WHEN HE CAME IN! AAAAAHHH I AM SO STARTLED! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!
     
    Edixoid, Nov 9, 2014
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  4. Grrr

    Grrr Highly Damaging Member Forum Legend

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    He ? i thought lucent had a vagoo n titties
     
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    Lucent was called Drama Queen for a reason right? coz she is a gal?
     
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    Homicide Predatory Templario! Forum Legend

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    And Someone said a few minuts ago that the forum was bored...
     
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    And now??? This figgy is a Lucent????? I need coffee for this................. :eek:
     
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    Wow Such Drama Much Attention Whore xD Very Lolz
     
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    wot m8?
     
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    who r u
     
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    Kyle Banned Forum Legend

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    who r u ..........
     
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    I bet it's Nick.

    It's quite probably Nick.
     
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    screwed????!!!!!! rofl
     
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  14. BeastiesDecoyAccount

    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    I go on vacation to Jamaica for a week and come back to this. Dafuk is goin on here?
     
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    Me.
     
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    How was peepee doin' mate?
     
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    What the fuck is this
    i literally rewatched silence of the lambs last night
     
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    Coffee anyone????
     
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    you must escape from mars:D:D
     
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    BeastiesDecoyAccount Chillin likea guy who chills

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    You were supposed to meet us there you bish, but you never showed. I am very disappoint.
    Peepee is doing great and has had a lot of use trololo
     
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