Survival of the fittest

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

 

you are really weird dude.... o.o

 

lol awsm stuff xD

 

Please Thank the Creator

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tpa/409930561.html

Funny stuff ^^

 

hmm i dno about duels, but i remember when i was a kid i ate the colours one by one instead of random, i have no idea why you would do such things as an adult, boredom? or just crazy? o,o

 

wtf LOL i want some free M&Ms. havent had any in a while

 

I totally agree with you, but this is a kewl story brah .

 

lol

WHY xD

I cannot find the connection between sweets and GamezAion but that just made it funnier.

 

General discussion isn't aion related

Anyway, very interesting tale you have here >.>

 

you sir have to much time on your hands xD. Now share em with me :whistling:

 

Oh outy:

Then i correct myself: it was a totally unexpected and random post. Random things that come out of the blue always make me lol. I wish there were more forum posts like this. :biggrin:

 

Melts on your Hand? not in your Mouth? xD

 

I wants some M&M's and yah thats fun haha

 

melts in his nose not on his feet? xD